Songs To Get Your Girlfriend Naked

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Goober McTuber]

[BSmack]

[War Wagon]

REM, seriously? You don't know shit about women, Marty.

[BSmack]

REM, seriously? You don't know shit about women, Marty.

Dude, even 12 year olds don't use ACDC to get chicks naked. You use ACDC to get chicks DRUNK. Then you drop the needle on some old school slowies to get their pants off.

[War Wagon]

I thought the drunk part was a given. :?

I guarntee that AC/DC will get a bitch naked waaay before any slow, mellow tune.

Believe it or not, most women are wilder party animals than men, especially as they get older. I speak from experience.

[BSmack]

I thought the drunk part was a given. :?

I guarntee that AC/DC will get a bitch naked waaay before any slow, mellow tune.

Believe it or not, most women are wilder party animals than men, especially as they get older. I speak from experience.

Exactly what RECENT experience nailing strange does a guy who has been married for 20+ years have? That is other than watching your wife bang your meth dealer.

[War Wagon]

the topic said girlfriend, that implies not strange. But that's beside the point. Spend a day on the Elk River and you might understand what I'm talking about. The lurid stories I could tell...

Women are every bit as horny as men, moreso given the right environment and trigger. The right trigger is AC/DC or the like, not some slow dance esoteric bullshit, you naive 40 year old virgin.

[War Wagon]

You'll find this scene on about a dozen rivers in the Ozarks every summer weekend. These bitches don't want to listen to REM or Alan Parsons, but they do want to be fucked.

[Screw_Michigan]

Whitey likes 4's and 5's. Got it.

[War Wagon]

Jeez, you really are gay.

[Goober McTuber]

Nice “Stripper’s Day Off” video.

Oh, and watching BSmack and Whitey discussing the best ways to score with chicks is like seeing suckaholic and Sirgulpaload discuss quantum theory.

[Dinsdale]

Whitey is really in fine form...

"I saw some hot chicks when I was on the river with my wife, which makes me an expert at scoring chicks."

Dude, Scewey has a better chance of boring them into a catatonic state with his crap and having his way than you do with your AC/DC.

Tell you what, you keep blasting AC/DC in their ear, I'll bust off some Marvin Gaye or Barry White, and we'll see whose dipping the wick first, OK?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

For the record, I like AC/DC...but it ain't gonna get you any whale tale...



...unless you crash a small plane into a women's prison.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'll bust off some Marvin Gaye or Barry White, and we'll see whose dipping the wick first, OK?

Add a dash of Al Green and she's on her knees.

You don't even have to go Al Green to get some play...that's "industrial strength" pantie remover.
It can even be as light as this:

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

This all depends on who you're hanging out with.

Gunty middle aged, post-MILF, B-Minus swiller: AC/DC
Indieskank: Mates of State
Wiggaskank: Usher
Most chicks: The sound of Mgo's voice

[War Wagon]

For the record, I like AC/DC...but it ain't gonna get you any whale tale...

Whale tail, dumbfuck.

Whole buncha' 40 year old virgins up in this bitch.

short dicked nancy boys, the lot of you. Couldn't satisfy a woman if she spotted you the O in orgasm.

[Goober McTuber]

Sure thing, Whitey. Your idea of satisfying a woman is handing her the remote.

[Mikey]

[Bizzarofelice]

Whenever the DJ puts on Pour Some Sugar On Me, the girlies definitely take their clothes off.

And if I put some bills on the stage, they take their clothes off directly in front of me.




And the answer is... what MGO said. If a girl takes her clothes off to AC/DC, chances are I don't want to see her naked.



although I listen to a lot of the old soul music, my girl would laugh if I put on Barry White. And Marvin Gaye works on a girl better than Barry White. None of this Sexual Healing nonsense, too.

Marvin Gaye's LIVE version of Distant Lover absolutey kills.


When he drops "Lord Have Mercy" you can make any move you want.

not a lot of Roberta Flack on youtube. I was looking for Feel The Sun In Late December. End of this song is a TI sample. Whatchoknowaboutthat?

[Bizzarofelice]

more teddy pendergrass. sampled on the recent big boi album. there are versions of this somg without the goofy spoken parts in the middle, but I ironically love the spoken parts in the middle.




she'll love it and call you big poppa



decent fuck beat and no subject that would freak a girl out (ie let's get married)



kool keith sample



songs where woman are cooing in puhleshure are always fresh

[Dinsdale]

Whenever the DJ puts on Pour Some Sugar On Me, the girlies definitely take their clothes off.

And if I put some bills on the stage, they take their clothes off directly in front of me.

Back off, buddy -- she's MY cherry pie.

She's hot, sweet, and sticky.

[L45B]

These two should help out a few of you fools:

[MuchoBulls]

I guarntee that AC/DC will get a bitch naked waaay before any slow, mellow tune.

This was certainly true during high school

[King Crimson]

love and happiness is prolly too easy.

spinners:

[King Crimson]

[jiminphilly]

In my college dorm, like every dude, I had my music blaring with the door open and this song came on

soon after this decent blond came into my room, closed the door and proceeded to get all sorts of naked.


A few other favorites:

[MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan]

You can go ahead and close this thread now...

[Goober McTuber]

This one usually works for me.

Sincerely,

Tarddowen