Welcome Deacon Blues

[Goober McTuber]

Our first new member since Conky.

[Deacon Blues]

Down at the Lido they welcome you with sausage and beer.

How about a song?

And he wandered in
From the city of KC
Without a clue
Wearing puffy coats that screamed
Both red and blue
Colors of his funny town
While pumping iron
He looked upon the promised meat
And surely cock was sweet
On a Greyhound bus
To Kansas City
Did he ride into defeat

See the folly
Of the Royals fan

The Board hounds him down
‘Cuz he lives in a suck town
Amid the ruins
Where he learns to fear
The scornful wrath of Martyred
His secret fantasy
While the memory of
His former prominence
Was killed by faggotry
Every Board patron
Hung like a mule, draws KC Scott
Within twenty minutes

See the folly
Of the Royals fan

By the glory hole
He does it all
He thinks he's died and gone to heaven
Now the tale is told
By a troll on a chat board
He reads this post
Of how he paid in gold
Just to diddle in the locker room
All night and waste his seed
And he wandered in
From the city of Kansas City without a clue

See the folly
Of the Royals fan

[Goober McTuber]

Oh yeah. This is some new blood.

[Screw_Michigan]

Show Biz Kids is such a better song.

[Goober McTuber]

As of today, our newest member is





































Trixie Dicksnatch