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Sorry Jess, but Screw_Michigan is already in charge of shit music around here.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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jtr wrote:greetings i come bearing gifts
Bullshit. Your maker made sure you had none to bear.
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Jsc810 wrote:I want to know the rest of the story since his appearance on Leno.

DUDE WAS ON LENO

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If it was Letterman, I’d be impressed.
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everythings been great since Leno. I've been auditioning for more movies and tv shows. I just did a music video for DEV called Dancing Shoes which should be out sometime between now and sept 19. I was recently on an episode of Awkward on MTV where I got to talk about boobs. Detention a movie I worked on last year did very well at SXSW and just got picked up by Sony for distribution. One of the producers of the Jackass movies is developing buddy comedy for me but they are needing to cast a buddy for me I'm hoping for an australian or at least someone who isnt complete prick like ap.
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yep
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Maybe you can play Ryan Dunn in their Jackass: The Crash reenactment.
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Jsc810 wrote:If there is any way possible, I want to be an extra in Jess' movie.
:?

A extra's extra? So you want to play the shit on the bottom of someone's shoe instead of just being the shoe?
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JIP said...Hell, Michael Sam has more integrity than you do.

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JIP said...Hell, Michael Sam has more integrity than you do.

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jtr wrote:I'm hoping for an australian or at least someone who isnt complete prick like ap.
Now you're making this board meaner. I hope you can sleep at night.
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jtr wrote:I was recently on an episode of Awkward
I see you're really breaking the mold there.
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jtr wrote:everythings been great since Leno. I've been auditioning for more movies and tv shows. I just did a music video for DEV called Dancing Shoes which should be out sometime between now and sept 19. I was recently on an episode of Awkward on MTV where I got to talk about boobs. Detention a movie I worked on last year did very well at SXSW and just got picked up by Sony for distribution. One of the producers of the Jackass movies is developing buddy comedy for me but they are needing to cast a buddy for me I'm hoping for an australian or at least someone who isnt complete prick like ap.
Quite frankly, Jess, I don't give two shits. Just do one thing - when you hit it big and start rolling in the millions, fly everyone to SoCal for a massive troll stop. Top shelf booze, fine cigars, hot strippers, 5-star hotel, the works. Do it up Deciders style.
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Have another one, psycho.

A drink, that is, not a visit to the elementary school.
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