Explain your screen name in this thread...

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:34 pm

if you would be so kind?

What is a mvscal? Why is Sam Sudden?

If I learn at least ONE thing in this thread, I'll consider it a success.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:41 pm

Ana Ng wrote:if you would be so kind?

What is a mvscal? Why is Sam Sudden?

If I learn at least ONE thing in this thread, I'll consider it a success.

you first, toots.

mine is fairly self explanatory.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:47 pm

kcdave was taken at the time I registered at SC III, much to my chagrin.

So, being a huge NASCAR fan, I came up with the completely idiotic nic I've toted around for a decade and change.... a War Wagon being the vehicle the crew chief sits on during races in case you didn't know.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:50 pm

No, I didn't know that? I thought it meant something like..."war"...wagon? I couldn't figure out WTF "wagon" was?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:54 pm

smackaholic wrote:mine is fairly self explanatory.

Indeed, but probably not for the reasons you'd like to imagine.

Whenever I lament my choice, I console myself by thinking - at least I didn't call myself smackaholic

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:35 am

"Ana Ng" is my favorite They Might Be Giants song.

Pretty simple.

My real name is Angie. "NG".

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:38 am

mvscal = mission viejo southern california. Fucker got into the cups late one night about 30,000 posts ago and outed himself.

"Truman" is an amazingly creative nod to my home state's university mascot. Suppose I coulda gone with "lesmo", but I'm positive that would've led to endless, Marty-inspired, KC Scott-like pile-ons. Not that you care.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:45 am

.. though I barely posted, this was my nic from jimrome.com At that time I was living in Philly so it was as creative as I wanted to be. I now live in the 'burbs so I guess the name doesn't really apply.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:50 am

My screen name supports any and all hot women in their early 40s to dress like skanks and bang young men.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:12 am

Ana Ng wrote:"Ana Ng" is my favorite They Might Be Giants song.

I knew that.

Mine:

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:15 am

My name is Tom, I live in Virginia.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:23 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:"Ana Ng" is my favorite They Might Be Giants song.

I knew that.

Mine:

I can't see that on my phone, so I'll hafta come back to this post. However, how come your little emoticon on this site has a patch over one eye? Are you a pirate?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:31 am

Ana Ng wrote:Why is Sam Sudden?

Premature ejaculation issue.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:40 am

Explain your screen name in this thread...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:45 am

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:45 am

Hey since this is the explanation thread, what's the deal with the broad and the pancake ?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:47 am

It seems every girl I know or have heard of accesses the internet solely by a "smart phone" of all things. The Dinsdale reference was a Monty Python skit... if you've ever heard of those guys.

Mine? I keep it simple. I signed up for Smackchat after watching these fools for months and joined in January 2000 as "zztop." Why? I couldn't come up with a nic. I saw the band live and it was one of the best concerts ever back when I lived in San Diego

These stupid time-waster boards have evolved and a buddy of mine used to rent the mini house in the back yard of Lindsay Wagner's mom's house. The next door neighbor is the home of Eddie Van Halen and the same type mini house in the back is now called the 5150 recording studio. So, since I have one of his old guitars and some old equipment, I signed up as the Atomic Punk.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:47 am

Ana Ng wrote:However, how come your little emoticon on this site has a patch over one eye? Are you a pirate?

Not usually, although I do have a pegleg... along with my two regular ones.

As far as the emoticonthingy, way back when, someone tried to pass off a pic of Paul Giamatti as me, and it worked on a surprisingly large chunk of the people.

Things grew from there.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:03 am

Dinsdale wrote:
As far as the emoticonthingy, way back when, someone tried to pass off a pic of Paul Giamatti as me, and it worked on a surprisingly large chunk of the people.

Things grew from there.

Shhh! Got an ex-gal-pal out there that lurks this board convinced that pic is you. Haven't had the heart to explain to her any different. She had a thang for Mike Backer, Uncle Fester, and... Marty.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:11 am

Atomic Punk wrote:The Dinsdale reference was a Monty Python skit... if you've ever heard of those guys.

Of course I've heard of Monty Python, lamer.

"Life of Brian" is prolly one of my top 5 all time favorite films ever.

"Oh it's the meek! Blessed all the meek! Oh that's nice that they're finally getting something because they have a helluva time".

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:45 am

Dinsdale wrote: way back when, someone tried to pass off a pic of Paul Giamatti as me, and it worked on a surprisingly large chunk of the people..

Ahhh, okay. I had asked ST a while back if he knew what you looked like, and he told me "Paul Giamanti".

I kept picturing your face all blood red and yelling, "You're the motherfucking antichrist"!!!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:58 am

Actually, I look nothing like Paul Giamatti, except maybe the hairline (which was the origin of the gag), and I'm not particularly excitable.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:48 am

Papa Willie wrote:I am Dinsdale's father.

If you're my Dad, you should probably slap both Mom and the milkman around, Fatso.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:51 am

Nickname from my softball playing days.

One year we deicided to get jerseys made up for our team. The white trash idiot we trusted the job to chose Olde English fonts for the names on the back.

Observe the upper case "I". If you aren't paying attention, it sort of looks like a "J". Enough people asked me why my name was Rjck that my teammates stared trying to call me by this vowel-less name. That morphed into being pronounced as R-Jack and it stuck

Now I want to here the story about how Jon got his internet handle.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:02 am

Bwah! So you're actually "Rick"?

That's too funny. See, I never woulda known that?

OE name patches on the back of ANY sports jersey is very clever, btw....ese. :roll

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:23 am

because i act like the bizzaro version of bacefelice and destrofelice.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:40 am

Mine, of course, comes from the Asian action adventure film star, Jet Li.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:08 pm

I’m the only person here who has the balls to post under his actual name. Well, other than Dan Vogel.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:34 pm

Python · Post by **Python** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:57 pm

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:02 pm

My nic is short for Brian in Smackchester. Back in the old SC I days you used to have to type out your nic on every post. You kids have it easy these days. You make me sick.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:15 pm

i love tits.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:21 pm

name taken from a black and white cat my family owned when I was young...

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:32 pm

IndyFagsco, question for you... How does anybody on this board know how many TV's you have? Was it through PM's or some pussy private forum to brag?

pron · Post by **pron** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:33 pm

Ana Ng wrote:if you would be so kind?

Oh yes, I would love to be so kind.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:53 pm

titlover wrote:i love tits.

This made me lolerz.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:12 pm

Mikey was my favorite hamster, which I accidentally killed with a pickaxe when I was in third grade.

Actually, my original nic in SC III, around '97 or '98, was Mikey_Likes_It. It was lame but I was a newbie at the time. My avatar was a kid eating Life cereal. Since then I've just shortened it, though in most message boards or anywhere else I try to sign up the name is already taken.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:28 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:IndyFagsco, question for you... How does anybody on this board know how many TV's you have?

A lot of us have been to his house. You haven't?

Patrick Bateman · Post by **Patrick Bateman** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:23 pm

Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses.

Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:27 pm

Patrick Bateman wrote:Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses.

Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

CHING!

Is that a gram?