Want to be Liquefied?

[Mikey]

Have your body dissolved in lye and poured down the drain.
It's a lot greener than cremation (no greenhouse gases or mercury vapor released) and uses up less space then burial.
Might help keep your pipes clean too.

Probably already part of Obamacare.





http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14114555

[R-Jack]

Liquefied, BBQ'd, woodchipper............ Who gives a shit?