A Jess the Rookie movie review.

[BSmack]

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[Carson]

Jess stands up and is wearing a thong and I SAW HIS BARE ASS. :x :x :x :x :x :x

The horrah...

The horrah....

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Goober & Screwy will probably think I'm a converted fag now

Now?

[Screw_Michigan]

Goober & Screwy will probably think I'm a converted fag now, and they'll wanna fuck me

Trust me, no one on the face of the earth, male or female, wants to fuck you.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Not fat enough.

[Goober McTuber]

Goober & Screwy will probably think I'm a converted fag now

Considering the circumstances, I would have guessed you’re now a reformed fag.

[MuchoBulls]

So Jess - any money you made off of that god damned movie, you should PAY to ME for mental god damned damages.

RACK!!!!!!

[Cuda]

Don't be so sure about that.

zyclone and 'spray never liked each other

[mvscal]

Trust me, no one on the face of the earth, male or female, wants to fuck you.

Ah...all the more jizz for you to mop. I see you working.

[Moby Dick]

Spray, you're totally darker than Zy....you got some ninja in ya? :twisted:

[jtr]

That movie never got released in U.S. So I never made any money off it.

[Moby Dick]

That movie never got released in U.S. So I never made any money off it.

i would have applied for dual citizenship for the caysh.


what praytell countries WAS it released in?


Canaduh?

[jtr]

all of Europe Australia and NZ. I actually got paid $2500 to make it. It was made in Salt Lake City. But no residuals unless it gets a US distributor which they are still trying to get done. Regardless of the thumbs up or down it got it still would be a big deal for me if it does get out here in some capacity. The producers are rookies to the business they had a $6 million or something offer from New Line when it was first being shopped but turned it down. They dont understand you dont make money off your first movie you make money off later flicks after establishing your reputation.

[Y2K]

Go get em jess...

[Carson]

They dont understand you dont make money off your first movie you make money off later flicks after establishing your reputation.

...unless you know you're selling shit, then you try to get rich before anyone notices the smell.

Blair Witch Project ring a bell? What ever happened to those two "prodigies"?

[Goober McTuber]

all of Europe Australia and NZ. I actually got paid $2500 to make it. It was made in Salt Lake City. But no residuals unless it gets a US distributor which they are still trying to get done. Regardless of the thumbs up or down it got it still would be a big deal for me if it does get out here in some capacity. The producers are rookies to the business they had a $6 million or something offer from New Line when it was first being shopped but turned it down. They dont understand you dont make money off your first movie you make money off later flicks after establishing your reputation.

Well- it wasn't exactly "Apocalypse Now", but hey - I've honestly seen a lot worse if that helps!

Just DON'T show your dimply fucking ASS again, mkay? I'll disown your ass. :x :D

Uh, "dimply"? Sounds like you took a pretty close look, sinner.

[Goober McTuber]

Well- it wasn't exactly "Apocalypse Now", but hey - I've honestly seen a lot worse if that helps!

Just DON'T show your dimply fucking ASS again, mkay? I'll disown your ass. :x :D

Uh, "dimply"? Sounds like you took a pretty close look, sinner.

I'm still young enough to where I can see, old-timer.

And sick enough to choose male ass.