Mr. Tebow

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:09 pm

Paging SEC Ballsucking Homer.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:50 pm

Except that if he hadn't been from the SEC, you wouldn't GARA.

Hey, Mr. Bradford didn't look too bad either. I think I'll go start a thread about him. Or not, probably not.

Maybe I'll start a thread about Mr. Stafford... oops, can't do it. That'd be infringing upon SEC territory.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:53 pm

He'll start by week 3 and be ROY!!!

sin,

Eric Crouch

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:06 am

I think Dennis Dixon's performance against Denver's first team is all you need to know about the value of watching a 3rd stringer beating on other scrubs in garbage time. Let me know when Tebow's release is timed with something other than a calender and we can talk.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:20 am

Still LMAO over "the next John Elway" part.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:48 am

Heh.

We're fucked. Just wait til the Mules trot out Tebow in the "Wild Jesus" formation....

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:58 am

Sudden Sam wrote:Not based on last night by any stretch, but that kid is gonna be the next John Elway in Denver. Brady Quit and Kyle Aborton can hang it up. The kid is gona have y'alls' job by mid-season at the latest.

Barring an injury to Orton... $500 says you're wrong.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:37 pm

BSmack wrote:Let me know when Tebow's release is timed with something other than a calender and we can talk.

haha

Nice.

Couple of points.

1. I think McDaniels loves Tebow and secretly wants sex with him. So yeah, I think he's itchin' to get him into action.

2. McDaniels, douche that he is, knows Tebow isn't ready yet.

3. Kyle Orton is a steady QB and is the best option for the Donk's right now. McDaniels, twit that he is, also knows this.

4. Did Sam say Tebow will be the next Horeseface in Dungver??

bwaaaa ...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:31 pm

poptart wrote:Did Sam say Tebow will be the next Horeseface in Dungver??

bwaaaa ...

Not unreasonable, at this point.

It would be rather easy to find out early on if he is indeed the next Mr. Ed...

Put Tebow under center, and have Joe Montana walk into the stadium. If Tebow curls up into the fetal position and starts bawling, then he's obviously The Next John Elway.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:30 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Barring injury, I'm completely comfortable sticking with a prediction of Tebow becoming a very good NFL QB.

And your dumb-assed prediction you made about this year?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:06 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Brandon Spikes will be studs with your Pats.

I've seen Spikes becoming a real-deal NFL stud for a couple of years.

And since my batting average of picking NFL studs based on their CFB career is well below the Mendoza Line...

Sorry, Brandon -- you're cursed.

I'm still pretty confident about DonkeyKong, though... being a U&L boy and whatnot.

Although I did see good things for Percy Harvin [/Gatorpuke]... but I did balance that out by thinking Leak would make a decent NFL QB. Never bet on a midget.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:43 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:That Orton and Quinn will be watching Tebow take the majority of snaps by the halfway point? Yeah, I'm stickin' with that one.

Not a chance. It's pretty clear from their actions that 2012 is the plan for Tebow. They wouldn't have extended Orton last week if they felt like Tebow could push him this year.

The only way it would happen is if Orton got put on IR.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:30 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:I also think Aaron Hernandez and Brandon Spikes will be studs with your Pats.

Spikes is too slow to make it in this league. Don't like him at all...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:08 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Spikes is too slow to make it in this league. Don't like him at all...

Yeah, if only he could possess lightning-quick linebacker speed... like Tedy Bruschi.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:44 am

He appearrs to have a potential career making internet porn all lined up after his uneventful stay in NE.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:06 am

Sudden Sam wrote: Barring injury, I'm completely comfortable sticking with a prediction of Tebow becoming a very good NFL QB.

Just "very good" now, is it? Not the next John Elway?

Nice backtrack... and I don't blame you.

He could win ROY, but he'll never be John Elway. I had to watch that fuck beat my team for too damn many years. There will never be another John Elway, just like there will never be another Joe Montana.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:35 am

Personally, I think Tebow might have some success in the NFL at some point.

The next Elway, though, is a wack take, imo.

But as always, we'll have to wait 10 years - by which time Sam may be dead and off the hook for this one.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:57 am

poptart wrote:But as always, we'll have to wait 10 years - by which time Sam may be dead...

Probably. He's old.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:30 am

poptart wrote:The next Elway, though, is a wack take, imo.

It really is.

In 4 years at Florida (3 starting), I don't ever recall him blaming all his mistakes on his teammates... although I guess I can kinda picture him trying to sell me a POS used car.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:30 am

"The next Elway" is an impossible prediction to make.

You have no idea when the next Terrell Davis is going to come around.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:53 am

Who?

Terrell broke dick Davis didn't make Elways' career.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:00 am

War Wagon wrote:Who?

Terrell broke dick Davis didn't make Elways' career.

0-3 sayswhat?

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:25 pm

War Wagon wrote:Who?

Terrell broke dick Davis didn't make Elways' career.

Very lame take Wags. Was this a joke?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:36 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Who?

Terrell broke dick Davis didn't make Elways' career.

0-3 sayswhat?

It says that Elway was good enough to get subpar teams to the Superbowl.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:00 pm

Not really -- the AFCwas garbage during those years, and the Donks typically built a very good defense, since It Wasn't My Fault always came up short when it mattered.

Most overrated player in history.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:29 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Put Tebow under center, and have Joe Montana walk into the stadium. If Tebow curls up into the fetal position and starts bawling, then he's obviously The Next John Elway.

The test would be just as accurate with Phil Simms or Doug Williams.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:37 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Not based on last night by any stretch, but that kid is gonna be the next John Elway in Denver.

you're fucking shitting me right?
we're you watching that game?
a couple of good throws and one good run does not a hall of fame QB make
if they don't get some help on the o-line, develop a productive running game, and get a consistent big time deep threat receiver, Tebow is going to end up being roadkill....

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:44 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Eat shit, doubters!

Third string behind Brady Quinn says what? Or is it 4th string?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:07 pm

Nice *bump*.

I love threads like this, 'cuz calling internet strangers out as wack idiots is pretty much what it's all about.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:47 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Hey, I don't even like the guy, but I still think he's gonna be a good pro QB.

Based on what? Former players and qbs have said he's got no shot. What is it that you see? Come on, give me something other than he's a "gamer." This isn't college. Intangibles don't mean shit if you can't play the position.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:04 pm

Sam's a closet Christian.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:22 pm

Tebow does not possess the skill set of McNabb or Eli Manning. Not even close.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:33 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Tebow does not possess the skill set of McNabb or Eli Manning. Not even close.
McNabb's skill set entails what?

The ability to play in the NFL.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:41 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Shit, if McNabb and Eli Manning are pro QBs, why not?!

Huh? McNabb, while a good athlete, can also stand tall in the pocket and deliver bullets down field with accuracy. Tebow can only do that in his dreams. Manning is your prototypical dropback passer. That is the style of qb that thrives in the NFL. He also happens to come from a family that squirts out pretty decent quarterbacks. Not sure why the success of either of those guys would surprise you.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:44 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Hell, Greg McElroy may turn out to be a better pro QB!

Hell, Brian Hoyer is already a better qb.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:55 pm

Personally, I don't think Sam is completely nuts here.

It looks bad for Teblow right now, yes.

The guy is hyper-competetive, he's a very good athlete, he's a worker, he keeps himself very fit, he's mobile, he's smart... oh, and he's got that delivery. haha

Well, does he have more going for him than say, Doug Flutie?
I would prolly say so.

Flutie posted a 38-28 record as an NFL starter and he even made one pro-bowl.

It's way too early to write Teblow off.

That's all I'm saying.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:00 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:He was/is merely competent.

You make it sound like the guy is Ryan Fitzpatrick or something. I'm not going to call him a 1st ballot HOFer or anything but he's been regarded as a top 5-10 qb throughout his career by most. Certainly much higher regarded than "merely competent," anyway.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:25 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:He was/is merely competent.

You make it sound like the guy is Ryan Fitzpatrick or something. I'm not going to call him a 1st ballot HOFer or anything but he's been regarded as a top 5-10 qb throughout his career by most. Certainly much higher regarded than "merely competent," anyway.

He also did lead his team to the Super Bowl and was picked for the Pro Bowl 6 times.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:27 pm

Has mvscal posted in here yet? Didn't think so.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:27 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:McNabb, while a good athlete, can also stand tall in the pocket and deliver bullets down field with accuracy

I don't know about that last part. Jiminsilly would agree with me.