
A Jess the Rookie movie review.
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The horrah...Papa Willie wrote:Jess stands up and is wearing a thong and I SAW HIS BARE ASS. :x :x :x :x :x :x
The horrah....
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Now?Goober & Screwy will probably think I'm a converted fag now
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Trust me, no one on the face of the earth, male or female, wants to fuck you.Papa Willie wrote:Goober & Screwy will probably think I'm a converted fag now, and they'll wanna fuck me
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Not fat enough.
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Considering the circumstances, I would have guessed you’re now a reformed fag.Papa Willie wrote:Goober & Screwy will probably think I'm a converted fag now
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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RACK!!!!!!Papa Willie wrote:So Jess - any money you made off of that god damned movie, you should PAY to ME for mental god damned damages.

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Ah...all the more jizz for you to mop. I see you working.Screw_Michigan wrote:Trust me, no one on the face of the earth, male or female, wants to fuck you.
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Spray, you're totally darker than Zy....you got some ninja in ya? :twisted:

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That movie never got released in U.S. So I never made any money off it.
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i would have applied for dual citizenship for the caysh.jtr wrote:That movie never got released in U.S. So I never made any money off it.
what praytell countries WAS it released in?
Canaduh?

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all of Europe Australia and NZ. I actually got paid $2500 to make it. It was made in Salt Lake City. But no residuals unless it gets a US distributor which they are still trying to get done. Regardless of the thumbs up or down it got it still would be a big deal for me if it does get out here in some capacity. The producers are rookies to the business they had a $6 million or something offer from New Line when it was first being shopped but turned it down. They dont understand you dont make money off your first movie you make money off later flicks after establishing your reputation.
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Go get em jess... 

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...unless you know you're selling shit, then you try to get rich before anyone notices the smell.jtr wrote:They dont understand you dont make money off your first movie you make money off later flicks after establishing your reputation.
Blair Witch Project ring a bell? What ever happened to those two "prodigies"?
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Uh, "dimply"? Sounds like you took a pretty close look, sinner.Papa Willie wrote:jtr wrote:all of Europe Australia and NZ. I actually got paid $2500 to make it. It was made in Salt Lake City. But no residuals unless it gets a US distributor which they are still trying to get done. Regardless of the thumbs up or down it got it still would be a big deal for me if it does get out here in some capacity. The producers are rookies to the business they had a $6 million or something offer from New Line when it was first being shopped but turned it down. They dont understand you dont make money off your first movie you make money off later flicks after establishing your reputation.
Well- it wasn't exactly "Apocalypse Now", but hey - I've honestly seen a lot worse if that helps!
Just DON'T show your dimply fucking ASS again, mkay? I'll disown your ass. :x :D
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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And sick enough to choose male ass.Papa Willie wrote:I'm still young enough to where I can see, old-timer.Goober McTuber wrote:Uh, "dimply"? Sounds like you took a pretty close look, sinner.Papa Willie wrote: Well- it wasn't exactly "Apocalypse Now", but hey - I've honestly seen a lot worse if that helps!
Just DON'T show your dimply fucking ASS again, mkay? I'll disown your ass. :x :D
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim