A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Fuck Jim Delany

Moderators: 88BuckeyeGrad, Left Seater, buckeye_in_sc

Post Reply
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by Dinsdale »

RACK the season starting...

Not only do we get to watch the games, but we get treated to SECBSH calling out non-inbreds as "ignorant."


Worth the price of admission, right there.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Moby Dick
2017 JAFFL Champ
Posts: 2806
Joined: Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:13 pm
Location: B-town

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by Moby Dick »

Nothing i hadnt experienced at an OU game when they show Okie Light or Tejas losing...
Image
User avatar
Ken
Most epic roll-call thread starter EVER
Posts: 2754
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:43 pm
Location: the 'burgh

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by Ken »

Moby Dick wrote:Nothing i hadnt experienced at an OU game when they show Okie Light or Tejas losing...
No kidding- welcome to an OSU/UM rivalry.
SECBSH's seem to think they're somehow better.
User avatar
Mikey
Carbon Neutral since 1955
Posts: 31626
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:06 pm
Location: Paradise

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by Mikey »

Come on Sam, it's the same way in every conference.

All Pac10...errr12...fans hate all the opposing teams in the conference until bowl season, and then it's Pac-whatever vs. the world.

I'll pull for any Pac team in just about any non-conference game.

Except for Kal, of course.
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by Dinsdale »

I'll generally root for the PAC OOC, but don't think for a second that I'm not laughing my balls off at Oregon State being down at half 14-3 to the 1AA powerhouse known as Sacramento State.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by Dinsdale »

Jsc810 wrote:I'm going to get the corndogs ready for tonight's game.

I'm working on smoked salmon and steaks with some bigboy fixins.

And I have a BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL erection.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by Dinsdale »

WHOA!!!


BYU goes up 1 with about 5:30 to go.

This one has been an offensive struggle.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by Dinsdale »

Although I'll generally pull for the PAC OOC...

If both Oregon State and UDub lose to 1AA's on opening day, I'll need medical treatment for my busted guts.

And OS just held up their half of the bargain...


Fuck the Season Over troll, we need a BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! troll.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 21259
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

From my view the reason you guys get so much shit, at least those in here, is because a typical SECBSH post starts out with "SEC! SEC! SEC!" then ends with "but fuck Auburn!" as if to cover your bases. It's all so disingenuous. And no, I don't believe you're rooting against SEC teams out of conference. That way you wouldn't be able to infiltrate the game threads and repeat ad nauseam how fast and physical your teams are.
bradhusker
Certified Cockologist
Posts: 2085
Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:18 am

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by bradhusker »

do me a favor, shut your pussy sec hole.

As a nebraska corn fed stud, I have been hearing sec faggotts thump their chests for decades now, and you know what? In the mid to late 90's, nebraska got to play the BEASTS of the sec, your champions, and if the games were close, I might be inclined to agree with you. HOWEVER, when nebraska met your sec champions, we raped and sodomized them like lil girls.

We didnt just beat you, we sodomized you like lil girls, which tells me that you are a joke.

oh, by the way, when alabama travels to happy valley saturday? your gonna get your overrated asses bloodied.
I'll pull you out of that one bunk hilton and cast you down with the sodomites. The warden, shawshank redemption.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 21259
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Sudden Sam wrote:BTW, Mississippi looked horrible on offense. Don't know if their backup QB got hurt or was just pulled for ineffectiveness, but Stoudt killed them with a fumble late.

Alabama was sloppy at times on offense against a weak opponent. Trent never broke loose at all.

Kentucky is awful.

There...that better?

By the way...I picked Oregon to beat LSU.
The only thing that saved the SEC from looking like total dogshit yesterday was the LSU win. Auburn needed a miracle to beat Utah State at home. Kentucky scraping by Western Kentucky (WKU was 2-10 last year). Ole Miss's snoozefest en route to a home loss (albeit, probably to a better team and Ole Miss didn't have its starting qb). South Cackalacky needing to turn into 95 Nebraska in order to come back and beat ECU. Georgia getting worked in their home state...but again, to a better team.

But, in fairness, nobody can crack the Big Ten yesterday because they didn't play anybody worth a fuck. :oops:
User avatar
Van
2012 CFB Bowl Pick Champ
Posts: 17017
Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:38 am

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by Van »

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:But, in fairness, nobody can crack the Big Ten yesterday because they didn't play anybody worth a fuck. :oops:
That's for damn sure. - Minnesota

:oops:
Joe Satriani is a mime, right? - 88

Show me your dicks. - trev
King Crimson
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 8978
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:44 pm
Location: La Choza, Tacos al Pastor

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by King Crimson »

it's awesome how the SEC invented both pulling for and against your conference mates....at the SAME TIME!

at the same time, Sam, all that dry-humping you and "Papa Willie" do isn't really sex. we get it. no actual penetration, just conference loving.
""On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!"
"
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 21259
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

bradhusker wrote:oh, by the way, when alabama travels to happy valley saturday? your gonna get your overrated asses bloodied.
Nope. Bama will hand them their ass.
User avatar
MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan
Baby Bitch
Posts: 2882
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 8:29 am
Location: Tempe, AZ

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan »

Sam,
We all get your point, and most of us are the same way. Nobody here is "ignorant" enough to not understand the inherent joy in watching a bitter rival get beat. I wanted Nebraska to lose every game they played when we were in the same conference with them, and I still do. I don't care if it was an OOC game, a conference game or a bowl game. I kinda feel the same way about ASU now, not because they have a huge rivalry with CU or anything, but because I have to deal with ASUBSH on a regular basis.

As far as other conference teams, it depends on the circumstances. For example, I don't really have any particular allegiance to Oregon or LSU, but since both were highly ranked, I was pulling for Oregon last night, partly because they're in the Pac 12, but mostly because LSU is in the SEC. If a ranked Oregon team was playing Utah St. and in danger of getting upset, I'd totally be pulling for the Aggies. I just like seeing huge underdogs win. That supersedes conference loyalty (at least for me).

I think what rubs everyone the wrong way about SECBSHism is the "SEC!" chants you hear at OOC games and whatnot. It just seems so blatantly inbred. It's not that no other CFB fans want to see their conference do well, but we try to be a little less annoying about it and we're not as quick to claim a conference rival's success as our own...
"Keys, woman!"
Carson
2012 CFB Pickem Champ
Posts: 4956
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:11 pm
Location: NOT in The Gump

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by Carson »

Irony wrote:I think what rubs everyone the wrong way about Americans is the "USA!" chants you hear at Olympic games and whatnot. It just seems so blatantly patriotic. It's not that no other fans want to see their country do well, but they try to be a little less annoying about it and they're not as quick to claim an individual's success as their own...
Is unity and pride such a bad thing?

I bet you voted for Obama.
JPGettysburg wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
King Crimson
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 8978
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:44 pm
Location: La Choza, Tacos al Pastor

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by King Crimson »

playing and beating Elon works for me,

sin,

Vandy man '92 (hoists black power fist for the 2 or 3 black people i saw at Vandy...who weren't working in the food service or air-blowing leaves off the sidewalks)

seriously Sam....you guys haven't always been the asskicking juggernaut you are now and Ole Miss and Kentucky and Vandy still suck. no reason to act like your league is made of special magic. i remember when Nebraska lit up Florida, not to go all bradhusker here, because the SEC was a soft league. wasn't that long ago. let's not eternalize what is a recent success.

you guys are on a great run with NC's. no doubt. but you are not eternal as such despite all the 208 national championships Bama claims. :waz:
""On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!"
"
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 21259
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Sudden Sam wrote:The really ignorant callers to sports shows (what's up Finebaum?), the hillbillies who poison trees (he is from Texas, by the way), the jerks who can't spell Commodores or Mississippi yet vocalize their support for all to hear? The people who mistake the Canadian Football League for college football. Just smile and pat them on the head.
FTFY
User avatar
MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan
Baby Bitch
Posts: 2882
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 8:29 am
Location: Tempe, AZ

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan »

Carson wrote:
Irony wrote:I think what rubs everyone the wrong way about Americans is the "USA!" chants you hear at Olympic games and whatnot. It just seems so blatantly patriotic. It's not that no other fans want to see their country do well, but they try to be a little less annoying about it and they're not as quick to claim an individual's success as their own...
Is unity and pride such a bad thing?

I bet you voted for Obama.
US citizens cheer for the US in the Olympics because they're citizens of the US. If the US is out of the running in a certain event, do you pull for Mexico or Canada simply because they're in the same continent? Would you start a "North America" chant for them?

That said, I do cheer against the US in the World Cup.

And if you think I voted for Obama, you obviously haven't read any of my (admittedly few) political posts in Cul de Smack or the Spin Zone. I'd still rather have Obama in office than have Sarah Palin one bullet/heart attack away from the White House though...
"Keys, woman!"
bradhusker
Certified Cockologist
Posts: 2085
Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:18 am

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by bradhusker »

King Crimson wrote:playing and beating Elon works for me,

sin,

Vandy man '92 (hoists black power fist for the 2 or 3 black people i saw at Vandy...who weren't working in the food service or air-blowing leaves off the sidewalks)

seriously Sam....you guys haven't always been the asskicking juggernaut you are now and Ole Miss and Kentucky and Vandy still suck. no reason to act like your league is made of special magic. i remember when Nebraska lit up Florida, not to go all bradhusker here, because the SEC was a soft league. wasn't that long ago. let's not eternalize what is a recent success.

you guys are on a great run with NC's. no doubt. but you are not eternal as such despite all the 208 national championships Bama claims. :waz:

FIRST, to the colorado faggott, you guys SUCK, and, you are a fair weather front running phoney little girl.

SECOND, did you just say that the sec was soft when nebraska fucked florida? NICE TRY, but, ur wrong.

BACK then they were LOADED with NFL calibur talent, guys like fred taylor, etc... these guys were studs laden with pure NFL talent. IN FACT, I was living in tennessee for a couple years in the late nineties, SHIT, the VOLS fans were making fun of nebraska, saying, "if you cornhuskers played in the sec, you'd get beat up every weeek", end quote.

REALLY? Let me tell you something, I dont care what conf. nebraska played in back then, we'd ass rape ya no matter who you were, period.

I dont care if you were 1945 army, or 1955 oklahoma, or 01 miami, or 74 or 72 or 04 usc, or 99 FSU, if you played NEBRASKA of 95, you were gonna get your ass bleeding raped. YA GOT THAT?
I'll pull you out of that one bunk hilton and cast you down with the sodomites. The warden, shawshank redemption.
User avatar
Moby Dick
2017 JAFFL Champ
Posts: 2806
Joined: Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:13 pm
Location: B-town

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by Moby Dick »

Sudden Sam wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Give the National Championship to LSU right now. They'll beat the fuck out of 'Bama and everybody else they play.
Can't wait for that game. I don't see LSU running on the Tide like they did on the undersized Ducks.

It's gonna be two extremely good defenses and two pretty good offenses.

Easily should be the game of the year down this way.


/yawn
Image
User avatar
Moby Dick
2017 JAFFL Champ
Posts: 2806
Joined: Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:13 pm
Location: B-town

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by Moby Dick »

Jsc810 wrote:LSU wouldn't mind a rematch with Oklahoma. :D
Les Miles would, i'm sure "LET ER RIP!"


it'd be his crimson nightmare, son.
Image
Goober McTuber
World Renowned Last Word Whore
Posts: 25891
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by Goober McTuber »

Papa Willie wrote:But that's just it - LSU's D is fast as shit - BUT BIG, too. They looked like a good NFL team to me the other night. I'm not trying to suck their dicks (fuck off, Goobs)
Not to worry. I won't try to stop you.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
bradhusker
Certified Cockologist
Posts: 2085
Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:18 am

Re: A Point to the Ignorant About SEC Football

Post by bradhusker »

Listen to all this sec chest thumping, funny thing is, Nebraska would beat the fuck piss shit outta you girls. Thats the amusing part in all this conversation. :evil:
I'll pull you out of that one bunk hilton and cast you down with the sodomites. The warden, shawshank redemption.
Post Reply