
Even with pretty much a statewide burn ban, we made a camping staple anyway...

Decent park that was patrolled nightly by a mini batman

We then traveled to Goliad, Texas where there is a lot of Texas history. they say it is more important than the Alamo, except John Wayne didn't make a movie about it.

Stayed in a state park that had an old Spanish Mission as the centerpiece. It is called Mission Espíritu Santo .

We checked out some nice trails in the area which mostly ran along the San Antonio River. And yes I am fat, I dip snuff, and wear jorts. So what?

Ate lunch on the courthouse square and my kids were amused to find this to be the only car parked at the courthouse

Down the street we checked out Presidio La Bahia, old old Spanish fort

Inside the Fort is the oldest operating Catholic Church in the United States

We then hit the road to Mathis, Texas which is just outside Corpus Christi

Setup and breakdown was taking a toll on my hungover body so I enlisted my son to help out

Took a day trip to Corpus to visit the State Aquarium

And tour the USS Lexington

On our last day at the lake we met a road runner who followed us all afternoon and tried to break into my car.

We then traveled to my wife's neck of the woods, deep South Texas. Her home town of Port Isabel

Home to the famous Point Isabel Lighthouse

We drove through town and crossed over the Queen Isabella Causeway

And entered the real destination, South Padre Island

Texas beaches are not the greatest, but SPI is definitley the nicest

We set up base at the KOA, which are normally not my first choice since they pack you in like sardines

Good thing we liked the neighbors

The sunsets were beautiful at the trailer park

Even got to teach my son the art of public urination into the Gulf Of Mexico

While on the island we checked out a popular birding center

Only saw one really cool bird cause he looked like he was sporting a toupe

We then headed north and settled at a lake near College Station, picking up a couple of more peeps along the way.

Out of 80 campsites only 2 were occupied as most were scared off by the triple digit heat. We picked this site with a nice path to the lake.

But then we realized East Texas lakes are nasty mudholes and the only ones who seemed to like it were the buzzards.

From Lake Somerville, we took a day trip to Brenham, home of Blinn Jr College made famous by Cam Newton

It is home to Blue Bell Ice Cream so of course we had to take a tour

We then headed to Washington of the Brazos, which is considered the birthplace of Texas Independence. We started at the Barrington Living History Museum where my son learned to live live a slave

Inside the main museum, I had all the kids in my party dress the part of our fore fathers. They were none too happy.

Last thing in the area to see was Independence Hall, where the Texas Declaration of Independence was signed.

Our last week we headed over to Kemah Texas and stayed at another upscale trailer park

They gave us our own pool on the edge of a bayou

Kemah is famous for their boardwalk which has a lot of eateries and an amuesment park


We also used Kemah as a point to complete our Texas History tour so we headed to La Porte to check out Battleship Texas

And the San Jacinto Monument

Leaving La Porte I started to wonder why the hell would anyone want to live near Houston?

Anyway we said goodbye to Kemah. It was worth a couple days visit

Our final leg of the journey led us to Galvestion

Definitely not as nice as the lower Texas coast, even the surf was worse

We ended up staying south of town at a so-so trailer park

We went to the pyramids of Moody Gardens where of all the souveniers my son had to pick a pump action shotgun

And the last night we went to the Rainforest Cafe to celebrate 3 weeks on the road and no casualties

By this time our manners were starting to escape us

An the final night all the kids decided to turn their bunk area into their own private hippy pad

We finally made it home after 3weeks on the road and just a little over 3 thousand combined miles. And just to piss off the environmentalists, I must proclaim we averaged 7.4 miles per gallon traveling the Lone Star State. Now if the University of Texas would stop acting like assholes I could get back into normalcy.