Week 2 -- What is up Charger Tard?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:32 pm

I will be in attendance to witness this historic beatdown of Cryin Rivers and 'Manuel' Norviega Turner. I know, I know... we haven't even beaten the fuck out of Miami yet and I am already looking forward to next week's blowout. Cue, ChargerMike, et al tards, holler you pathetic sons of bitches.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:11 pm

^^^Chowdfan who picks all Patsies for his fantasy team, which basically describes all myopic Chowds.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:18 pm

...could be just that, however, be warned the Bolt defense looked better yesterday than I've seen in many a year. Except for one 60 yard run by AP, the Bolts beat the hell out of Minny. Mcnabb 7 for 15 for 39 yards..bwaha but for a lapse on the opening kickoff, the D played their tails off. Sanders and Spikes made a big impact. I think we can put some heat on glamour boy and come away with a win.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:34 pm

War Wagon wrote:^^^Chowdfan who picks all Patsies for his fantasy team, which basically describes all myopic Chowds.

Uhm. I picked Stevan Ridley on a flier and that's it. And I don't have any other Patriots in my other league. You're thinking of Neely, btw.

How is Buffalo's ass tasting today, Wags?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:51 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I picked Stevan Ridley on a flier and that's it.

Aaron Hernandez isn't a Pat?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:47 am

How does that bolster your "picks all Patriots" take?

Again, asshole, how does Buffalo's ass taste?

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:17 am

There's one thing you forgot, every team can only put the pads on for practice 14 times a season. That's the great equalizer for San Diego, who under Norv have been doing that for years. :wink:

Unfortunately the Bolts lost one of their cogs on the D line, Luis Castillo, for the season or at least most of it. That'll be a problem since Castillo is a good run stuffer and can rush the QB as a DE in the 34 defense. I think its going to be a high scoring game that might favor the team which has the ball last. I'm looking forward to the game, the Bolts usually play better as road dogs.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:27 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:How does that bolster your "picks all Patriots" take?

You forgot you picked him?

And that was a deliberate exaggeration roidrager.. kinda like you, Scotty and the steambath.

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Now then, watching Brady disect the phish tonight was like watching a surgical disection of a frog in biology class, fascinating in its precise, clinical nature. Yuck.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:52 am

I guess having a few players on the best offense in the league is a good thing for fantasy football. I have the best QB and his favorite target in Gronkowski. Woodhead catches alot of passes and Green Ellis is a TD machine. Glad I have them all...

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:13 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I will be in attendance to witness this historic beatdown of Cryin Rivers and 'Manuel' Norviega Turner. I know, I know... we haven't even beaten the fuck out of Miami yet and I am already looking forward to next week's blowout. Cue, ChargerMike, et al tards, holler you pathetic sons of bitches.

Don't think you should start sucking your own dick quite yet. The Gaytriots' quote unquote defense just gave up 24 points and over 500 yards of offense to an utterly punchless Dolphins offense. When Chad Henne starts looking like Dan Marino, you've got a serious fucking problem.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:54 am

War Wagon wrote:And that was a deliberate exaggeration roidrager.

Wrong. You thought I was Neely. I don't go out of my way to pick Patriot players. Check my posts in this forum, moron. I am very critical of the team and Belichick.

I am the opposite of a myopic Chowd. Now run along and have another serving of Buffalo Ass.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:21 pm

Good lord, you didn't even know you had Hernandez on your roster. I guess the roids have not only caused fits of irrational rage but memory loss as well.

Have a nice day, try not cutting anybody off on your commute.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:08 pm

The fact that I 'forgot' I had Hernandez only further shoves your own foot up your ass, does it not? Why do this to yourself? Talk to me some more how I stack my team with Patriot players and worship at the alter of Belichick.

What tastes worse, Buffalo Ass or a stinging JAFFL defeat in week 1? Shouldn't you be considering working the waiver wire instead of getting worked over in this thread?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:51 pm

mvscal wrote:The Gaytriots' quote unquote defense just gave up 24 points and over 500 yards of offense to an utterly punchless Dolphins offense. When Chad Henne starts looking like Dan Marino, you've got a serious fucking problem.

The defense licked balls last year too. It shouldn't hurt them until the playoffs. I see you left out any comments about NE's offense... aka as the Greatest Show On Any Surface. Period.

I can't decide which loser is shitting his pants worse right now, Roger the Shrubber or Mike Munasky. Good luck.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:42 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Shouldn't you be considering working the waiver wire instead of getting worked over in this thread?

note to self:

self, you do not want to be "worked over" in this or any thread ucant posts in. Therefore, when replying to a ucant post, DO NOT so much as DARE to call him a "myopic chowd", even in jest, or dire consequences could be faced.

further note(s) to self:

ucant, an avowed, obvious Chowd, roots for the Cardinals in baseball and doesn't like Zep.... this is obviously an unstable individual, to be given a wide berth.

Sucks for me I never take my own advice.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:27 am

wide berth, Scott, not wide stance.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:47 pm

War Wagon wrote:DO NOT so much as DARE to call him a "myopic chowd", even in jest, or dire consequences could be faced.

Sorry, bro. I am not one of those "In Bill We Trust" A-Holes who have no real takes and are afraid to voice their own opinions. You'd be surprised at just how many of these losers inhabit the area. It's quite sickening, actually. It's fine to root for your team and all, but isn't half the fun being able to question your franchise's moves as if you were its own GM and/or coach? Don't lump me in with these zombies.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:38 pm

Ucan't, you are truly a Pats zombie and took Mr. Bunchen's admonition at heart and started "drinking early and lubing" up. Not my words. His.

Have fun at the game. I'll be kicking back in Sandy Eggo watching the game with people that aren't fat and don't have Baaawstun accents.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:18 pm

trev wrote:I'll be kicking back in Sandy Eggo watching the game with people that aren't fat and don't have Baaawstun accents.

I'll need an address. And I'll even bring my own bottle of vodka.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:52 pm

trev wrote:Mr. Bunchen's admonition at heart and started "drinking early and lubing" up. Not my words. His.

I have no idea WTF you are babbling about. Have another drink, toots.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:03 am

Oh, geez.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:56 am

Riveting. Was this really national news?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:04 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Riveting. Was this really national news?

Jim Rome talked about it. You decide.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:25 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Riveting. Was this really national news?

Does it really matter? Any story about early drinking is going to show up on Trev's radar.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:42 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Riveting. Was this really national news?

It was Baaaawstun news. Obviously I read about and brought it to your bald-headed attention.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:42 pm

Thanks for the 411, you lush. You can rest easy though, the world is not going to run out of booze that day.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:51 pm

The only "blowout" I'm predicting is of your shorts you baby.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:57 pm

The only blowout in my shorts is due to the glorious priapism I get upon reading your amazing football takes.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:01 am

ucant wrote:priapism

Thoughts and prayers.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:56 pm

Can he take this problem to the theology forum or somewhere else? I really don't want to hear about it, it's pretty gross.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:24 am

EAD bitches

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:27 am

I hope somebody blows Brady's knee out again. He deserves it, and so does Chowd tardnation.

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:43 am

Joe in PB wrote:I hope somebody blows Brady's knee out again. He deserves it, and so does Chowd tardnation.

It looks like one of your cheap Chargers tried and failed......

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:34 pm

...not at all, he was prone on the ground when he reached out and grabbed Pretty Boy's leg. On the other hand a number of cheap shots from the Pat's..the out of bounds hit on Floyd which ended his day and any hopes the Bolts might have had. Another late hit on Tolbert went unnoticed by the refs.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:24 pm

ChargerMike wrote:...not at all, he was prone on the ground when he reached out and grabbed Pretty Boy's leg. On the other hand a number of cheap shots from the Pat's..the out of bounds hit on Floyd which ended his day and any hopes the Bolts might have had. Another late hit on Tolbert went unnoticed by the refs.

Keep swinging your purse, bitch. This guy is injury prone and was knocked out yesterday because he's a pussy.

http://aol.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2 ... oin-injury

"Floyd is 6-5, and his height was a big feature on the Chargers’ only scoring drive of the half. His first catch went for 23 yards, as he was able to leap over cornerback Leigh Bodden to make the grab. On his second catch, he jumped over safety Josh Barrett on the right sideline, but landed awkwardly, leading to the injury."

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