Auburn's Eagle Crashes

[King Crimson]

rack the bird scaring up whitey.

pretty awesome tradition, really. better than a nutless, drugged up cow.

[King Crimson]

The eagle and Colorado's buffalo (bison?) are cool.

Ralphie is pretty cool. she got out of control year before last at the Spring Game.....put the freak on the handlers and pretty much everyone on the field.

lot of muscle running...

[Van]

Okay, the little puss in the Scam Knewnothing (one of Dins' better lines) jersey will never live that down. Look, Harry Snotter, see the fat drunk two rows behind you? That's how you're supposed to react when WDE comes piling into your section. Even the pedophile with the orange hanky is at least smiling while shitting himself. Seriously, Beav, when the nervously cringing chick in the blue skirt looks like Anderson Silva compared to your pathetic ass, you need to book yourself on the first train to Vaginaville.

[Van]

Pull.

Pure evil.

[Van]

When LSU runs Mike across the field, I'll give 'em some credit. :grin:

No shit. The game I went to ('Bama vs LSU in '06, I believe) all they did was wheel the new Mike across the field in a pimped-out cage...and he was asleep!

FSU's mascot kicks ass, what with the planting of the burning spear at midfield. And no, that's not meant to be a Cicero-Tiberious "It's Friday night!" reset.

[M2]

War Eagle !!!

[Carson]

Back to the topic before California Cocksucker took a dump in here...

I was at the game sitting directly across from where he hit. The impact was loud enough to hear over the crowd noise.

The best part was when Spirit buzzed the visitors' section right before final approach.

[Truman]

What is it, exactly? You have a tiger for a mascot, the eagle is what, the chant bird?

The folks that changed that school's mascot to a tiger are the same panty-waists who decided that Mizzou and Kansas now compete annually in something called a "Border Showdown." -the-fuck-out-loud

Next thing you know, we'll have one of those light-in-the-loafers losers log into this shithole parsing debates and posting hand-wringing, heart-wrenching threads on brain-dead, comatose lawyers.

War the Border War. War Eagle.

[King Crimson]

What is it, exactly? You have a tiger for a mascot, the eagle is what, the chant bird?

The folks that changed that school's mascot to a tiger are the same panty-waists who decided that Mizzou and Kansas now compete annually in something called a "Border Showdown." -the-fuck-out-loud

Next thing you know, we'll have one of those light-in-the-loafers losers log into this shithole parsing debates and posting hand-wringing, heart-wrenching threads on brain-dead, comatose lawyers.

War the Border War. War Eagle.

aw hell, we've been through that war, shootout, whatever with Oklahoma-Texas. once you gain corporate sponsorship, everything gets PC. RRR, RRW, RRS...blah blah blah...

Oklahoma-Texas works for me.

[Go Coogs']

Fucking George Magner took Shasta away. :cry:

[The Seer]

[Carson]

Touchdown Chicken?

[Carson]

And here

we

go:

AUBURN, AL (AP) - Members of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals say Auburn University should end its pre-game tradition of bald eagle flights after it crashed into a stadium luxury box.

Lindsay Pollard-Post of the PETA Foundation said screaming fans and other sounds of a football game can terrify animals.

She outlined her concerns in a letter to the Montgomery Advertiser, saying that animals aren't performers and don't deserve to be frightened or hurt "just so we can have a momentary thrill."

Jamie Bellah, director of AU's Southeastern Raptor Center, said he's not sure why 14-year-old Spirit careened into the luxury box window during Saturday's Auburn-Mississippi State game.

Bellah told the Opelika-Auburn News that the center has a federal permit allowing eagle flights as a form of public outreach.

A caged tiger is OK but an eagle should not be allowed to fly?

The eagle can leave any time it feels the urge. Let it decide.