Is it possible that God is a woman?
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Is it possible that God is a woman?
If so, how can we please Her?
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Re: Is it possible that God is a woman?
By deleting your account here.Martyred wrote:If so, how can we please Her?
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Is it possible that God is a woman?
Okey-Dokey.
I'll get right on that.
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I'll get right on that.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: Is it possible that God is a woman?
Biblically speaking, it's not possible.
Although God is Spirit (John 4:24), He is continually spoken of in masculine terms.
"The Father," etc.
There are some groups who claim that God is asexual.
And there are some groups who (using some Scripture) want to say that there is a Father God and there is also a Mother God.
Although God is Spirit (John 4:24), He is continually spoken of in masculine terms.
"The Father," etc.
There are some groups who claim that God is asexual.
And there are some groups who (using some Scripture) want to say that there is a Father God and there is also a Mother God.
Re: Is it possible that God is a woman?
Does God piss "Satan sucks!" in the snow? Does he watch MNF in his mancave? Does he drive a muscle car and always vote Republican?
Doubtful. It's also doubtful that God is a woman, 'cause then the world would smell like perfect pussy. Also, we'd probably not have spent our entire history as a species trying to kill each other over stupid shit.
Nah. If there is a God, It shows itself in this vibrato at 0:48...
God is the first notes of this recorder, and the image of sheer elegance at 4:18...
This had better be God, or it's all for naught...
Doubtful. It's also doubtful that God is a woman, 'cause then the world would smell like perfect pussy. Also, we'd probably not have spent our entire history as a species trying to kill each other over stupid shit.
Nah. If there is a God, It shows itself in this vibrato at 0:48...
God is the first notes of this recorder, and the image of sheer elegance at 4:18...
This had better be God, or it's all for naught...
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Re: Is it possible that God is a woman?
I have some ideas...Martyred wrote:If so, how can we please Her?
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Re: Is it possible that God is a woman?
mvscal wrote:I have some ideas...Martyred wrote:If so, how can we please Her?
You couldn't lure a sow with a bucket of potato peelings, Casanova.
Just stop.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: Is it possible that God is a woman?
That's why they make tazers and duct tape.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Re: Is it possible that God is a woman?
Hi pooptart...
I'm sending one of my girls over to see how well you resist temptation.
I had to give her a makeover knowing you prefer yellow or white to red
I'll see you in about four years, two months, twelve days, nine hours and twenty-six minutes.
Bad Kimchi
I'm sending one of my girls over to see how well you resist temptation.
I had to give her a makeover knowing you prefer yellow or white to red
I'll see you in about four years, two months, twelve days, nine hours and twenty-six minutes.
Bad Kimchi
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