Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A

Moderator: Jesus H Christ

User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

Post by Dinsdale »

Atomic Punk wrote: You've dodged a simple question since you're a "professional" and all.

Like when I asked you to cite examples of these "KC" things you (falsely) made claims of?

Tell you what, Stockboy -- tell me what YOU think is appropriate for covering tough interior (heaven forbid real substrates, like CMU and whatnot) stains, so I can laugh at you.

Get a clue, dumbfuck -- chances are, the product I select for such an application is unlikely to be available at Home Depot... which has been the funny the whole time.

You are everything that's wrong with Home Depot.


Tell you what -- I'll answer your question after you answer mine...

What's the maximum allowable cut of multiple-component polyeurethane, and at what spread rate are they typically applied, both in WFT and DFT (basic math)?


They taught you that in those 30 minutes at "The D," right?



Fucking clown.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 5532
Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:19 pm
Location: The corner of get a map and fuck off.

Re: Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

Post by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 »

Holy Christ, AP… way to take the weak side 3 man cover shallow Dins blitz deep into your A-gap. And thanks for remembering to make it fun for the clones.
Goober McTuber
World Renowned Last Word Whore
Posts: 25891
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm

Re: Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

Post by Goober McTuber »

Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I’m partial to that egg shell... color scheme for walls.

Screwball -- You might think twice before taking any advice from someone who thinks "eggshell" is a paint color.
Dinsdale, you're full of fucking shit. As per usual.

Sincerely,

Benjamin Moore

It can be a color or a sheen.

Goober McTuber wrote:BTW, I believe Dinsdale also has experience in this area. He will probably contradict everything I’ve said.
:bode:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
User avatar
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 5532
Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:19 pm
Location: The corner of get a map and fuck off.

Re: Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

Post by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 »

Is it possible to get a BM eggshell in a satin... or will AP's head explode?


Wait... they don't sell BM paints at HD, right?
User avatar
trev
New Sheriff in Town
Posts: 5032
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:23 pm
Location: semi retirement

Re: Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

Post by trev »

Dins, what kind of paint should we use that isn't junk?
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

Post by Dinsdale »

Goober McTuber wrote:Benjamin Moore

It can be a color or a sheen.

Do you really want to use a product made by someone as fuck-all stupid as to do that (and pay twice as much for said product-BTW)?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
Goober McTuber
World Renowned Last Word Whore
Posts: 25891
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm

Re: Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

Post by Goober McTuber »

Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Benjamin Moore

It can be a color or a sheen.

Do you really want to use a product made by someone as fuck-all stupid as to do that (and pay twice as much for said product-BTW)?
That was just one example. Eggshell is both a color and a sheen. Have you ever in your miserable existence admitted to an error?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

Post by Dinsdale »

Goober McTuber wrote:That was just one example. Eggshell is both a color and a sheen. Have you ever in your miserable existence admitted to an error?
I'd say it's Ben Moore's turn to admit to an error.

When you paint with "eggshell" color, do you trim it out with the color "latex"?

Go with 3 walls in the color "primer," and use that subtle hue known as "caulking" as an accent?


Fucking stupid.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

Post by Dinsdale »

Toddowen wrote:
trev wrote:Dins, what kind of paint should we use that isn't junk?

My guess is whatever paint is manufactured in Oregon.
Goobs alluded to a Up-and Middle brand...

Many of the better house paints (and better values) are distributed regionally, rather than nationally.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
trev
New Sheriff in Town
Posts: 5032
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:23 pm
Location: semi retirement

Re: Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

Post by trev »

Toddowen wrote:
trev wrote:Dins, what kind of paint should we use that isn't junk?

My guess is whatever paint is manufactured in Oregon.
That's fine. I'll make it myself if it's that much better and not junk.
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

Post by Dinsdale »

And as faras coating basic drywall -- if it's the right color, doesn't fall off, and doesn't take 12 coats to cover, then it's freaking fine, regardless the name on the can.

Ain't exactly submerged service shit or anything.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
smackaholic
Walrus Team 6
Posts: 21787
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
Location: upside it

Re: Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

Post by smackaholic »

Dins gave a pretty good description of good paint. It is sticks and you are happy with the color.....it's good. In casa de smackaholic, the interior decorator (OL) changes paint colors often, so it really doesn't fukking matter how good it is. Buy good shit.

Too bad he doesn't know the definition of egg shell, which as BM and goobs pointed out, is both a color and a sheen.

As for painting a room burgundy.....real bad idea. I tried a similar hue once. Funny how a very pretty color becomes not so much when you do it in an entire room. You might want to see if you can incorporate it the trim somewhere or maybe even tone it down by mixing it with white.

As for what I use, I like going to sears hardware and see what they have in the return rack. Sometimes you get something you want. Some times you can take something off this rack, bring it over to the paint mixer dude and saygive it a squirt of black pigment and see what happens. You experiment until you find something that works and go with it. My dinning room currently wears an awesome looking pumpkin like color that is the result of me mixing together shit i had in the basement. There is no point, IMO to go to the paint store and pay $$$$$ for a custom mixed color when there is already a shelf full of the same shit in a slightly different color which can be further modded into yet another.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
User avatar
mvscal
Blank
Posts: 12939
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:14 am

Re: Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

Post by mvscal »

smackaholic wrote:a squirt of black pigment
That would bring a smile to my face!

--Tarddowned
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
User avatar
smackaholic
Walrus Team 6
Posts: 21787
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
Location: upside it

Re: Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

Post by smackaholic »

i just knew someone would bite on "squirt of black pigment".
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
User avatar
Screw_Michigan
Angry Snowflake
Posts: 21096
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:37 am
Location: 20011

Re: Where's the home improvement forum up in this bitch?

Post by Screw_Michigan »

smackaholic wrote:My dinning room currently wears an awesome looking pumpkin like color that is the result of me mixing together shit i had in the basement.
I was gonna say, a light or rust-ish orange could be good, right?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
Post Reply