John Lackey -- SCUM OF THE EARTH.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:00 pm

http://www.boston.com/sports/blogs/theb ... n_lac.html

So, your wife has a double mastecomy earlier in the year, is undergoing chemotherapy, and you fucking serve her with divorce papers? WTF?

Fuck you and your 6.5 ERA, asshole.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:41 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:http://www.boston.com/sports/blogs/theb ... n_lac.html

So, your wife has a double mastecomy earlier in the year, is undergoing chemotherapy, and you fucking serve her with divorce papers? WTF?

Well, he's qualified to run for the Republican presidential nomination.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:02 pm

If she takes any responsibility for herself, she'll pull herself up by her bootstraps and be fine after this.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:09 pm

What?!? Oh, I thought you said "boobstraps". Nevermind.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:02 pm

She had a pretty impressive rack before losing them. I wonder if they were real....

With regard to her recovery, Screwed, wouldn't you want to wait until she's either

a.) fully reconstructed
b.) dead

before divorcing her? To lay that on a woman during the midst of her recovery is pretty low. I don't care how bad the marriage was.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:04 pm

I was being sarcastic, UCunt. Can't believe I have to mention it. Although I am rather devoid of moral fiber, I still have some.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:12 pm

You are widely regarded as a dumbfuck, so it's hard to tell when you're being sarcastic/funny/not a moron. Please tag your posts with an LOL or something when you are attempting to bring the funnay.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:16 pm

Screwball is also recognized as a Grade A misogynist, so I can’t believe he was really all that upset by the story.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:19 pm

While I normally have little sympathy for the wives and girlfriends of professional athletes who get kicked to the curb, serving papers on someone in the middle of a cancer battle is about as low as it gets. Which is why it's needless to say Lackey is in great company with Newt.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:19 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Screwball is also recognized as a Grade A misogynist

Link?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:00 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Screwball is also recognized as a Grade A misogynist
Link?

You’ve made numerous derogatory references to women and you’re a big fan of Tom Leykis. You like your “women” to be sporting a nice big marblebag.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:19 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:While I normally have little sympathy for the wives and girlfriends of professional athletes who get kicked to the curb, serving papers on someone in the middle of a cancer battle is about as low as it gets. Which is why it's needless to say Lackey is in great company with Newt.

And John Edwards.

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