ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:12 am

The Yanks' middle 3 in the order suck on ice...they should have Gardner leadoff and shift the order down a spot where Cano is hitting cleanup because he's by far their best run-producer.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:13 am

Well, Grandy did produce about nine thousand RBI this season, and Tex wasn't too far behind.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:16 am

I'll say this about A-Rod...he's at least drawn a few walks and knocked a guy with a sac fly in the series. Teixeira's had the most useless plate appearances of their big guns. He's hit under .200 all 3 years he's been in the playoffs with the Yanks.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:18 am

Tex = all or nothing.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:29 am

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Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:49 am

Here's where you earn that big setup man contract, Joaquin...

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:52 am

3-0 JUST like I said

Now 3-1. I'm telling you....I know the pulse of the AL better than anyone. This is going exactly how I said it was. The Yankees.....SUCK. I cannot WAIT until Posada strikes out in the 9th to end the game and I pile the fuck on. Plenty of people here will be hibernating for the winter when they realize how dead nuts on I was. Warm up Kate Smith......TEX/DET ALCS on the way.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:54 am

^ Benoit misses a routine tapper...die in a million fires! :brad:

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:55 am

...and just as YaFJ chimes in, ~~weird~~ bad shit happens to Detroit!

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:55 am

No shit...jerkoff on the spot.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:55 am

Shoalzie wrote:^ Benoit misses a routine tapper...die in a million fires! :brad:

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:59 am

[DannyGlover]I can't take two more innings of this shit.[/DannyGlover]

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:00 am

A-Roid makes me wanna roger Kate Hudson...using Madonna's dick.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:01 am

I'll RACK ya there...

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:02 am

They walk in a run.

Bwaaa.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:04 am

Shoalzie, if Detroit loses this, I expect you to go straight to YaJR's padded cell and dismember him with bailing wire, bacon grease and a rusty chainsaw. No jury on earth would convict you.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:07 am

Christ, the Yankee bats suck impotence.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:09 am

I'm pissed they walked Tex's ass but the fact they got just the one run and they still have the lead...the grip scale has gone up from 3 to 6 out of 10.

EDIT--Cabby needs to do something here...hasn't done shit since Game 2.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:11 am

When did someone sneak the SF Giants into Yankee unis?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:15 am

I figured #42 would get loose for the 9th...gotta get out of this inning clean.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:17 am

If this were a football game, I'd say it's felt like Detroit has been sitting on their lead. It's like they're playing a Prevent Offense.

Even with NY leaving, what, 357,768 men on base this game, it still feels like they're going to score again.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:18 am

Van wrote:Even with NY leaving, what, 357,768 men on base this game, it still feels like they're going to score again.

I'll thank you in advance for the 1-2-3 inning

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:21 am

Swear to god, they all look like Eli Whiteside.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:27 am

Where was that great 3-2 change against Martin? Looked like had found a out pitch...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:29 am

Detroit needs an insurance run, because you know NY is going to make some noise in the 9th.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:29 am

I was just want to take a big, steaming shit on Abner Doubleday.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:30 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Detroit needs an insurance run, because you know NY is going to make some noise in the 9th.

That's probably why Rivera comes in for the 9th...keep the dam sealed off and put the heat on Papa Grande.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:31 am

This is not how I wanted to see Mariano Rivera tonight.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:31 am

The buzzsaw strikes again...

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:33 am

Valverde has a team option for 2012, just saying...

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:33 am

Well, everything is set up for The Curse to do its worst.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:33 am

Game 5, Tigers up 1 run, bottom of the 9th, Granderson/Cano/Texeira coming up. This is what it's all about.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:34 am

A-Rod, then Tex...but still, the grip meter is a strong 8 now. Survive Cano and I'll feel better.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:35 am

Whatever happens, it's been fun, Shoalzie.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:36 am

Word...thanks for the talk, Van!

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:37 am

That's right, Valvenis, fall behind in the count....

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:38 am

Can't put a guy on in front Cano...need this one!

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:38 am

Exhale #1

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:39 am

Jesus, I am SO sick of seeing Aubrey Huff feebly pop up tonight.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:39 am

Oh thank you...