Lane Kiffin getting in touch with his inner m2

[Killian]

Per Scott Wolf:

Lane Kiffin was unhappy that the Notre Dame game got moved to a night game after USC made its travel arrangements.
"I wish they had told us before we wouldn't have gone (on Thursday),'' Kiffin said.

Great call, as usual, Lane.

[Killian]

I don't. I think he's the perfect coach for USC.

[Van]

Okay, but see, if he fails, he's gone. If he succeeds, he stays. The only way Lane Kiffin remains the head coach at USC for twenty-plus years would be as a continual reward for returning USC to the top, then keeping them there. So, yeah, I'd also like to see him stick around for twenty or thirty years.

You guys really ought to be rooting for his ouster, otherwise you're stuck not just with him but with the reemergence of dominant USC football.

[Killian]

Okay, but see, if he fails, he's gone. If he succeeds, he stays. His staying at USC for twenty years could only happen as a result of returning USC to the top. So, yeah, I'd like to see him stick around for twenty or thirty years too.

You guys really ought to be rooting for his ouster, otherwise you're stuck not just with him but with the reemergence of dominant USC football.

Sin,
MA

I'm sure he would fail upwards before he actually got fired, anyway.

[Van]

Hey, don't "Sincerely, MA" me. You're the guys who are rooting for him to keep his job. I'm just the one telling you to be careful what you wish for.

[Killian]

I didn't root for him to keep his job, I rooted for him not to die.

And no shit? If he stays for 20 years it means he's winning?

[Van]

Jesus, Killian, what in the hell happened to you? You've really become a humorless toad of late. Why are you so damn bitter, 24/7?

[Killian]

Jesus, Killian, what in the hell happened to you? You've really become a humorless toad of late. Why are you so damn bitter, 24/7?

Did I hurt your feelings? I laugh at funny things. You weren't funny and decided to add a Marcus Allen comment.

It's a fucking smack board. Quit taking shit so personal.

[Van]

No, you didn't hurt my feelings. You simply made me say to myself, 'What a humorless toad Killian has been of late. The guy is just one wet blanket after another, regardless of the topic.'

Then, after I hit 'submit,' it dawned on me that you're a Notre Dame fan, and everything became crystal clear.

[Killian]

Sure, Van. Is this where I say "you're right" and you get your little internet hard-on?

I'm the same person I've always been. I just don't get my lips bruised over what someone says or thinks about me. Take another year break and come back and I'm sure you'll see the same thing.

It's a shame Meds and Greg left. They were at least fun to talk USC football with. Now we're left with you and Schmick, two guys who get their feelings hurt way to easily.

[SoCalTrjn]

Kiffin was a hire from the old regime, he is not going to get fired while under contract as the president and AD are happy with the football program sucking since Nicklas is only interested in getting people to donate money to the school and Haden is a domer. Kiffin is Ted Tolner and it will be 30 years before USC is back on top, if ever, with the current people in charge.
The best thing for USC would be that after the sanctions are gone, Kiffin leaves and Haden follows him out the door

[M Club]

Hahahahahahaha, wet blanket. Puh-leaze. Tell us who the wet blanket in this exchange is, SVP:

A: I don't want Lane Kiffin to die in a house fire because then he couldn't coach USC anymore, hyuk hyuk hyuk.

B: Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear you while brewing a cup of chamomile, but I find it imperative that I disabuse you of the belief Lane Kiffin could be both a douchebag and the coach of USC 20 years hence. You see, if A = B and B loses to Oregon again and

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and put thusly, I am a fucking genious. Please don't MA me, eye-ther.

[Van]

While you're at it, could you add a nice upper-class British accent? Maybe you could borrow Stewey's voice from mvscal.

[Screw_Michigan]

I rarely feel sorry for board members who cunt punt themselves on a consistent basis, but I almost feel sorry for Vannie. Embarrassing yourself on a daily basis like you have been lately must really take a toll on you.

For fuck's sake, step away from the fucking computer and get some sunshine for once. You fucking trollop.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Kiffin is Ted Tolner

I think that's the first think you've ever posted that I've agreed with.

[SoCalTrjn]

Tonight will be the first game of USCs late season collapse as they will lose 4 of their last 6 games and end up 7-5

Hopefully it will be the final straw int he back to fire Lane Kiffin but I dont see that happening with a domer like Haden in charge of USCs sports. Haden will make sure that USC loses to the fighting kid fuckers every year until the rest of the USC fan base recognizes Haden for being a Domer and runs him back to South Bend.

The child molesters win by 30, I doubt I will watch more than the first 3 or 4 minutes as I will have better shit to do than watch another uninspired game by a young team lead by a shit coach and an AD who is undermining their chance to progress.

[Dinsdale]

You'reAFuckingSocalTrojanJerkoff has spoken...

bet the farm on USC.

[SoCalTrjn]

Maybe Trojans go 8-4 then, Notre Dame is still dog shit