BWAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!

[Van]

UCLA 31, Cal 14

Even with the sad little Gutties having half their team on suspension, M2 again got CURPSTOMPED? How very CAL!

BWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!

[M2]

At least were not LA.


Cal has beaten Stanfurd... 7 times in the last 9 games.

Do you know the last team to beat Stanfurd at Stanfurd ???

Think really hard... you cackling hen.

Shit, I can't remember the last time CheaterC has beaten the 'furd...

[Van]

At least you're not L.A.? Hell, L.A. just finished off the Crapping Down Cal's Neck Exacta, to the tune of 61-23! USC beat the living dogshit out of Cal for the eighth time in a row, and even horrible, undermanned UCLA went Japanese porn on you! On top of that, USC played Stanford infinitely better than Cal will.

You let UCLA destroy you! And you even claim to have lost a ton of $$ on it? That is just awesome.

I love Cal. As long as I can resist the urge to go with them in Pick 'Em, they're a never-ending ray of epic fail sunshine.

[M2]

USC beat the living dogshit out of Cal for the eighth time in a row

Pssst.... I know you're a swollen overweight fuck that hasn't seen sunshine in the last 30 years or so...

... but $uck beating the "living dogshit" outta Cal doesn't hold water.

Total yards... Cal 329

Total yards... $C 313


Maynard beat Cal... with his once again 5 turnover game.

Maynard doesn't play... Cal rolls $C easy.


$C could only manage 300 yards of offense with Maynard turning it over 5 times ???

[Van]

30-9
48-14
30-3
17-3
24-17
23-9
35-10
23-17

Average score: USC 28.7, Cal 9.8

Over the last eight meetings, Cal hasn't averaged ten points against USC. The Trojans have beaten the living dogshit outta them, and now even UCLA is piling on.

Best of all, you continue with the "It's just a fleshwound!" spiel. You're like bradhusker without any sort of glorious past.

[M2]

Funny how you conveniently NEVER addressed this...

Pssst.... I know you're a swollen overweight fuck that hasn't seen sunshine in the last 30 years or so...

... but $uck beating the "living dogshit" outta Cal doesn't hold water.

Total yards... Cal 329

Total yards... $C 313


Maynard beat Cal... with his once again 5 turnover game.

Maynard doesn't play... Cal rolls $C easy.



$C could only manage 300 yards of offense with Maynard turning it over 5 times ???

[Terry in Crapchester]

Over the last eight meetings, Cal hasn't averaged ten points against USC. The Trojans have beaten the living dogshit outta them, and now even UCLA is piling on.

NOW???

http://www.cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/di ... teamid=466

All-time record: UCLA 49, Cal 31, 1 tie.

Cal had won 3 straight and 7 of the last 11 to make the all-time record a bit more respectable, but for a long period of time, Cal has been UCLA's little brother. Which says a lot about where Cal stands.

[Carson]

UCLA went Japanese porn on you!

Would that be tentacle sex or electric dildo?

[Dinsdale]

a long period of time

[Van]

a long period of time

~pictures an exasperated Dins intentionally running his hand through a lawn mower~

[The Seer]

After last week, I wouldn't bet we could beat Westlake High by a 31-14 margin. Maynard blows goats.