Fuuuuuuuck. Okay...
Dinsdale wrote:I think we have a little business here.
Do we? Must we? Let's not and say that we did.
It seems your group of lying cheats can't win in the state of Oregon (6 years or some shit?). A trend that is going to continue.
Yep. How about we swap Autzen for Corvallis this time? I'm pretty sure we'd finally handle the sheepfuckers in their own house this year. I mean, hell, Sac St managed it, so why not us?
Must suck that another team is able to offer more money to recruit the hometown stars.
Among so many other things that truly suck, yes, that one does too.
In case you haven't noticed, your QB is a flaming homosexual.
Who likely pulls hotter co-ed tail than all your hood rats combined, and will continue to do so upon cashing that first ginormous NFL check. Oh, and he's also one of the few Trojans on offense who would start at Oregon, at least until Kelly decided that nope, we're sticking with the Run & Splooge 'till the SEC goes the way of Atlantis.
Your star reciever is too busy whining about a booboo on his toe to run a route.
True. Between his foot and his separated shoulder (he didn't practice at all this week, including Thursday—don't know about today) he hasn't been the same Robert Woods for a good month now. He was a full-on zombie in the Stanford game.
You guys will likely do what Colorado did, which was to cover him for parts of the first half, or right up until it becomes obvious that he's merely out there as a decoy to free up space for Marquis Lee, the guy you really do need to cover.
Your interim coach suffers from mental retardation.
He even looks like he shits charcoal briquettes. But you know what? As bad as he looks in that gay fucking visor, he still looks less Pedo Golf Teacher than good ol' Chipaholic roaming the opposite sideline...he of the perpetual aneurysm just waiting to happen.
My predictions:
The lack of smog throws the Beach Boys for a loop.
It's not the lack of smog in Autzen, it's the fact that Eugene during a football game is like a rain forest version of an Afghan poppy field four minutes before Black Ops are scheduled to swoop down and abscond with all the party plants.
No wonder USC plays like shit when they're up there. No wonder Oregon's fans and players actually enjoy those bilious clown unis. Everyone's fucking higher than Crispin Glover kneeling before Andy Dick's come-hither prostate.
Oregon continues to not give up the deep ball, USC's only legit weapon.
Actually, that weapon hasn't been worth fuckall ever since Woods went on his permanent period. Of late USC's best offensive weapon has been Curtis McNeal wearing down fools in the second half. Barkley's had to be more of the proverbial "game manager" these past few games, relying more on his TEs and checkdown passes than on anything sustainable deep.
The Quacks win 58-10.
Quacks, 51-24.
Toejam melts, and points out how many SoCals are on Oregon's roster.
While adding that he didn't watch the game since he knew Pat Haden had already sold USC down the river and, ummmm, USC should therefore secede from the Union.
