"The Penn State Football Program Has A Lot Of Explaining..."

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:55 pm

bradhusker wrote:
smackaholic wrote:guess I didn't.

it only applies to females.

not terribly logical, imo. but neither is leaving off the apostrophe in the possessive form of it.
A co-ed is a chick with a tight shaved pussy, who lives to suck dick and swallow cum. How could you not know this? Unless your a fag.

I wasn't sure on the actual definition because I never bothered to look it up before. Nothing to do with sexual proclivities. What's your excuse for being an all around dumbfukk?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:48 am

I've never bothered to look it up before either but was able to piece together the meaning from the hundreds of times I've heard/read it used in a specific context.

It's ok, 'holic. It gets easier. I promise.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 4:15 am

smackaholic wrote:I wasn't sure on the actual definition

Neither is Screwy. He just waits until the balls drop into his mouth to make a determination.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:01 am

smackaholic wrote:
bradhusker wrote:
smackaholic wrote:guess I didn't.

it only applies to females.

not terribly logical, imo. but neither is leaving off the apostrophe in the possessive form of it.
A co-ed is a chick with a tight shaved pussy, who lives to suck dick and swallow cum. How could you not know this? Unless your a fag.
I wasn't sure on the actual definition because I never bothered to look it up before. Nothing to do with sexual proclivities. What's your excuse for being an all around dumbfukk?

dumbfukk? You arent talking about me, are u smack? Its painfully obvious that you havent been around nubile naked young coeds, so, How could you even begin to know what studs like me know?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:25 pm

Mace wrote:
mvscal wrote:Enough facts have already come out that make JoePed a complete piece of shit, dumbfuck.
Too bad he's not a real man like you. :roll:

What about the time he got a medal for throwing himself on a rotting head of cabbage or the time he cut the eyes out of a potato shaped like Bin ladin?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:49 pm

Toddowen wrote:A co-ed is what is banned in Palm Springs during spring break and the White Party.

You don't say?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:26 pm

Apparently Joe Pa's pension is not small or in danger..but at 84 how long do you have to enjoy "retirement"

[url]http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/n ... aterno[url]

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:46 pm

Derron wrote:Apparently Joe Pa's pension is not small or in danger..but at 84 how long do you have to enjoy "retirement"

[url]http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/n ... aterno[url]

well, this past July, Joe Pa turned over ownership of his home, valued at 600,000. to his loving wife for the total sum of one dollar. But, im sure he gets a good blowjob from her almost every night, so, its not that one-sided a deal as you might think.
ALSO, he does have quite a sizeable pension, according to my sources, and, at 84 years of age, if he owns a Jack Lalane juice machine, he'll probably live another 10-12 years easy.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:29 pm

bradhusker wrote:
Derron wrote:Apparently Joe Pa's pension is not small or in danger..but at 84 how long do you have to enjoy "retirement"

[url]http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/n ... aterno[url]
well, this past July, Joe Pa turned over ownership of his home, valued at 600,000. to his loving wife for the total sum of one dollar. But, im sure he gets a good blowjob from her almost every night, so, its not that one-sided a deal as you might think.
ALSO, he does have quite a sizeable pension, according to my sources, and, at 84 years of age, if he owns a Jack Lalane juice machine, he'll probably live another 10-12 years easy.

He can turn over ownership of anything he wants to..a court assessing damages in a civil case could easily get that overturned as a move to avoid paying damages to someone prevailing in the civil suite that is most likely to follow. I am sure the resident attorneys on here can weight in on that brilliant move.

His pension is fucking huge..over 500K per year according to the article.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:55 pm

Derron wrote:He can turn over ownership of anything he wants to..a court assessing damages in a civil case could easily get that overturned as a move to avoid paying damages to someone prevailing in the civil suite that is most likely to follow. I am sure the resident attorneys on here can weight in on that brilliant move.

His pension is fucking huge..over 500K per year according to the article.

Or, it is a reasonable course for an 84 year old man who wants to make sure his 71 year old wife is properly taken care of in her old age. Also, I don't see where JoePa is in much danger of being hit with damages. He may well be named in a few suits. But I suspect as a public employee, he is legally indemnified against and and all legal acts taken as a public employee. In other words, you sue him and it is the taxpayers who will have to pay yet again.

Any of the legal counsel care to comment?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:35 am

Derron wrote:
bradhusker wrote:
Derron wrote:Apparently Joe Pa's pension is not small or in danger..but at 84 how long do you have to enjoy "retirement"

[url]http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/n ... aterno[url]
well, this past July, Joe Pa turned over ownership of his home, valued at 600,000. to his loving wife for the total sum of one dollar. But, im sure he gets a good blowjob from her almost every night, so, its not that one-sided a deal as you might think.
ALSO, he does have quite a sizeable pension, according to my sources, and, at 84 years of age, if he owns a Jack Lalane juice machine, he'll probably live another 10-12 years easy.
He can turn over ownership of anything he wants to..a court assessing damages in a civil case could easily get that overturned as a move to avoid paying damages to someone prevailing in the civil suite that is most likely to follow. I am sure the resident attorneys on here can weight in on that brilliant move.

His pension is fucking huge..over 500K per year according to the article.

Sorry derron, ANY attorney worth his salt will easily defend Joe Pa's rights, his gift to his younger wife will be fully protected. It is her house now, and not one single lawsuit will EVER have a chance at it.

Joe Pa will be fully protected on his sizeable pension as well. NOT a single penny will be touched.
Sure his reputation is damaged beyond repair, BUT, his personal net worth is untouchable.
Ive done my homework here, so dont bother trying to prove me wrong here, you'll only come away deeply frustrated.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:54 am

bradhusker wrote:Ive done my homework here, so dont bother trying to prove me wrong here, you'll only come away deeply frustrated.

So how many dicks do you think you can milk in an hour, brad? I'm sure you've done lots of homework. What do you say? Six or seven? More?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 5:53 am

mvscal wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Ive done my homework here, so dont bother trying to prove me wrong here, you'll only come away deeply frustrated.

So how many dicks do you think you can milk in an hour, brad? I'm sure you've done lots of homework. What do you say? Six or seven? More?

just curious? where did you get "dicks" and "milking" from my last post? Unless you are some sort of sick depraved fag. Since you hail from the west coast, you probably cum face to face with those queers on an everyday basis, correct?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 5:57 am

bradhusker wrote:just curious? where did you get "dicks" and "milking" from my last post?

Well, I was just noticing that you're a world class jerkoff, brad. I'm sure that must have taken a lot of hard work and dedication.

So it's what? Ten?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:11 am

mvscal wrote:
bradhusker wrote:just curious? where did you get "dicks" and "milking" from my last post?
Well, I was just noticing that you're a world class jerkoff, brad. I'm sure that must have taken a lot of hard work and dedication.

So it's what? Ten?

Oh, so you dont like my reporting on this penn st scandal? SO, you resort to calling me a jerkoff?
LOOK, mvscal, there will be many people in this life who DONT see things the way you do, YOU MUST learn to deal with it, its a healthy part of life.

Just because you and I dont see eye to eye, does'nt mean that im a world class jerkoff, anymore than you are a professional dick sucker from san francisco.

Basically, we agree to disagree, and Im fine with that. The question is, are you?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:35 pm

Jerry Sandusky has attempted suicide by jumping into the sea.

Coastguards found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy!

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:02 pm

I like Jim Rome, I also like Dennis Miller, Michael Medved, Dennis Prager, Mark Levin, and Michael Savage. PhD. These guys are all conservative thinkers with brilliant takes on life in general.
The reason why this country is going to hell these days is because of the fucked up garbage being taught by liberal marxist professors. Our young adults are being spoon fed sick left wing liberal doctrine at our colleges and universities.
As the tuition rises to ungodly levels, the farther and farther to the left go the professors. University campuses no longer allow diversity of thought. Its either the liberal way, or the highway.

If you even think of sharing conservative viewpoints, you will first get funny looks from your professors, then, if you continue? Stern warnings will follow, and you will feel as comfortable as a whore in a baptist church. Or about as comfortable as Sean Penn sitting next to the church Lady.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:46 pm

Have you ever had the intellectual capacity to set foot on a college campus for anything else other than an athletic event?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:59 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Have you ever had the intellectual capacity to set foot on a college campus for anything else other than an athletic event?

Why yes, in the late 70's in-between classes, we used to smoke pot and listen to side 2 of Led Zep IV.
It was the 70's, a much different and much free-er time if you ask me.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:04 pm

bradhusker wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Have you ever had the intellectual capacity to set foot on a college campus for anything else other than an athletic event?
Why yes, in the late 70's in-between classes, we used to smoke pot and listen to side 2 of Led Zep IV.
It was the 70's, a much different and much free-er time if you ask me.

So how old are you?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:12 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
bradhusker wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Have you ever had the intellectual capacity to set foot on a college campus for anything else other than an athletic event?
Why yes, in the late 70's in-between classes, we used to smoke pot and listen to side 2 of Led Zep IV.
It was the 70's, a much different and much free-er time if you ask me.
So how old are you?

Goober, if I tell you my age, does that mean we'd be taking this relationship to the "next level"? Cause, Im not sure that either of us is ready for that, emotionally.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:17 pm

just heard on the radio that joe ped has the big C (lung variety) but, it is allegedly treatable.

yeah, sure it is.

dibs on joe in the '12 DP, if he isn't already spoken for.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:00 am

I think he'll beat lung cancer only to die of congestive heart failure.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:44 am

smackaholic wrote:it is allegedly treatable.

Hopefully with this cure-all.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:50 am

I call bullshit. I think it's a bluff by his son.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:59 am

I don't think it's a bluff, he might have already had it. I"d actually be surprised to see JoPa make it through 2012.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:43 pm

BSmack wrote:I think he'll beat lung cancer only to die of congestive heart failure.

I was wondering if you could clarify that one for me, what does "congestive" mean, when tacked on with heart failure?
And, can it be avoided with regular exercise?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:41 pm

bradhusker wrote:I was wondering if you could clarify that one for me, what does "congestive" mean, when tacked on with heart failure?
And, can it be avoided with regular exercise?

In your case, I'm sure most of the board hopes not.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:46 pm

poptart wrote:
bradhusker wrote:I was wondering if you could clarify that one for me, what does "congestive" mean, when tacked on with heart failure?
And, can it be avoided with regular exercise?
In your case, I'm sure most of the board hopes not.

now now, be nice poptart, no need for meanness in here, BY THE WAY, is your name poptart cause you eat pop tarts regularly for breakfast? I favor the blueberry, good for the heart.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:53 pm

Tom In VA wrote:I don't think it's a bluff, he might have already had it.

That's what I think. JoePa needs all the sympathy he can get. He was probably diagnosed some time ago, and if this shit-storm never went down, I doubt the Paterno family ever would have told the media.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:58 pm

bradhusker wrote:
BSmack wrote:I think he'll beat lung cancer only to die of congestive heart failure.
I was wondering if you could clarify that one for me, what does "congestive" mean, when tacked on with heart failure?
And, can it be avoided with regular exercise?

Life is a terminal illness. Tell me you knew?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:17 pm

BSmack wrote:
bradhusker wrote:
BSmack wrote:I think he'll beat lung cancer only to die of congestive heart failure.
I was wondering if you could clarify that one for me, what does "congestive" mean, when tacked on with heart failure?
And, can it be avoided with regular exercise?
Life is a terminal illness. Tell me you knew?

Yes, I knew, BUT, its all about the "quality" of life while you are here that matters.
you can be an 80 yr old man in pj's with a tube up your nose and a catheter in your schlong, taking 40 different pills and meds, OR, you can be like me and Brett Favre at 80, wearing wrangler jeans, throwin around the football, healthy and strong as an ox. Fucking young chicks! YOU MAKE THE CHOICE! whats it gonna be?
huh PAL, whats it gonna be??

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:33 pm

bradhusker wrote:

Yes, I knew, BUT, its all about the "quality" of life while you are here that matters.
you can be an 80 yr old man in pj's with a tube up your nose and a catheter in your schlong, taking 40 different pills and meds, OR, you can be like me and Brett Favre at 80, wearing wrangler jeans, throwin around the football, healthy and strong as an ox. Fucking young chicks! YOU MAKE THE CHOICE! whats it gonna be?
huh PAL, whats it gonna be??

You fucking moron..your life could change in huge ways in the next day and there would not be a fucking thing you could do about it. You can only hope to make 80, and the only thing you will be fucking then is your memories of when you could actually get your dick hard.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 9:03 pm

Derron wrote:
bradhusker wrote:

Yes, I knew, BUT, its all about the "quality" of life while you are here that matters.
you can be an 80 yr old man in pj's with a tube up your nose and a catheter in your schlong, taking 40 different pills and meds, OR, you can be like me and Brett Favre at 80, wearing wrangler jeans, throwin around the football, healthy and strong as an ox. Fucking young chicks! YOU MAKE THE CHOICE! whats it gonna be?
huh PAL, whats it gonna be??
You fucking moron..your life could change in huge ways in the next day and there would not be a fucking thing you could do about it. You can only hope to make 80, and the only thing you will be fucking then is your memories of when you could actually get your dick hard.

YOU IDIOT!!!
The reason why you wont make it is your diet, you fuckin eat shit every day of your life. Jack LaLane just recently passed away at 96. His quality of life was great, he had hard-on's right up till the very end.

I OWN the Jack LaLane juice machine you fuckin idiot. DO YOU? NO, my guess is that you eat crap every single day of your life. SHIT, you probably cant get a hard-on right now, much less when your 80.
I eat greens, whole grains, nuts, legumes, fruits, and a variety of whole foods. I work out like an animal, and I am blessed with solid GERMAN stock.

Where are you from? You probably eat a lot of twinkies is my guess, which is why you feel sluggish all day, huh?

Get on board fella, live life to its fullest, get outside and exercise, get off your lazy ass and do something.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 9:31 pm

bradhusker wrote:
he had hard-on's right up till the very end.

You would know..probably had your lips wrapped around it, or were doing a lot of gazing and wishing.

I work out like an animal, and I am blessed with solid GERMAN stock.

And your still a fucking troll. Seems to be working well. Fuck off.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:26 pm

I think it is very possible they found this when Joe was in the hospital recently. He would have been in treatment immediately if they has found out sooner.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:45 pm

Maybe so. I forget that JoePa probably doesn't have to go through the referral process, waiting, biopsy and all that which can take a considerable amount of time for some folks. One things for sure in my opinion, he was having trouble breathing before this went down and this hasn't helped.

Either way, I think the release of the news is in large part influenced by the Sandusky situation.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:57 pm

bradhusker wrote:I am blessed with solid GERMAN stock.

QUICK! Somebody put together a Bunker Hitler parody of brad.

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:13 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
bradhusker wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Have you ever had the intellectual capacity to set foot on a college campus for anything else other than an athletic event?
Why yes, in the late 70's in-between classes, we used to smoke pot and listen to side 2 of Led Zep IV.
It was the 70's, a much different and much free-er time if you ask me.
So how old are you?

His POF page said he's 46. By way of comparison, I had my 47th birthday a few weeks ago, and I never set foot on a college campus as a student until the fall of 1982. So either he's lying there or here.

On top of that, his knowledge of BTPCF seems to begin in 1995, which would suggest he's even younger.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:55 pm

Carson wrote:
bradhusker wrote:I am blessed with solid GERMAN stock.
QUICK! Somebody put together a Bunker Hitler parody of brad.

Im pretty sure that Hitler wasnt German by birth, didnt he migrate there when he was young?