Just Get This Over With

[Carson]

I can't remember dreading an Auburn-bammer game any more than the current one.

This is the first one since I moved back here. It will not be pretty and there's talk that the bammers are going to roll Toomer's oaks, kinda like dancing on someone's grave after you've killed them. Bill Cutting much?

Roll Tahd - 35
Fleeting Glory - 7

[Carson]

That's been statisticly debunked.

Auburn is outmanned in every position except kicker.

We may not cross midfield until the 4th quarter.

[Carson]

More than two hours before TV starts and I'm already into some George Dickel and Coke.

If AU can make any kind of game out of it, I may break out the Balvenie.

Otherwise, it's more of my dad's old liquor cabinet leftovers. RIP.