Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This

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I'm going to start my own religion where God requires me to get a handjob from a cute 25 year old brunette every day at 4:20 PM, on Saturdays and Sundays I'm required to get a blow job from a cute 25 year old brunette.

There should be kiosks for this service in every state. If not, I'll cut off peoples heads.
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of course the ACLU is cool with it. then they will fight to the death against christians wanting to display a fukking nativity scene using their own money.

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In every Muslim country I've been a guest in, it is not uncommon for men to wash their feet in a sink.

Why are Americans so anti-hygiene?

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Roach wrote:But what about pissing in sinks. No body talks about that.

I will have to consult the Holy Koran on that one.
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Hasn't anybody thought to ask the Imam?
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Electrified Muslim Footbaths....I believe it would sell.
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Foot-washing is not a "religious ritual".
It's expected and proscribed that you have clean hands and feet before you pray to Allah.

You wash your hands before you sit down and say your Christian prayer before dinner, right?
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Muslims = cleanliness

Americans = smelly
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Martyred wrote:Muslims = cleanliness

Americans = smelly

Canadians = meh
FTFY

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I hope on the day of the "Great Be-Heading", your bald dome doesn't cast a glare into the eyes of the jihadi that wields Allah's scimitar...
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meh
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Martyred wrote:Muslims = cleanliness

Americans = smelly
Canadians = lazy, stupid, ego centric morons eh who are wasting North Americas air.
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Martyred wrote:I hope on the day of the "Great Be-Heading", your bald dome doesn't cast a glare into the eyes of the jihadi that wields Allah's scimitar...
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Martyred wrote:Foot-washing is not a "religious ritual".
It's expected and proscribed that you have clean hands and feet before you pray to Allah.

You wash your hands before you sit down and say your Christian prayer before dinner, right?
Muslims eat with their feet?

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Martyred wrote:Muslims = cleanliness

Americans = smelly
I laughed.

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It's hot over there and they haven't got any water to wash with. Nobody likes being sweaty in the desert :meds:
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Bare foot dirt eaters need to clean their feet every few hours.

Shoe wearing, not stepping in goat shit every few feet, westerners, not so much.
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