I'm no conspiracy guy, but read this article...

[Mikey]

Is there a condensed version?

Was he framed by the Democrats or OWS?

[BSmack]

Would I be shocked if DSK's documented sexual proclivities were used by his enemies to tar him at a most inopportune time?

No.

[smackaholic]

bill clinton, herman cain and that dude should get together.

[mvscal]

Would I be shocked if DSK's documented sexual proclivities were used by his enemies to tar him at a most inopportune time?

No.

Probably, but he certainly deserved everything he got. He gets a heads up that he might be targeted for a scandal and he still can't keep his dick out of the help's mouth? I'd say he's got some kind of mental problem no matter what way this really went down.

[BSmack]

Probably, but he certainly deserved everything he got. He gets a heads up that he might be targeted for a scandal and he still can't keep his dick out of the help's mouth? I'd say he's got some kind of mental problem no matter what way this really went down.

That he knew the risk yet could not control his desires certainly indicates weapons grade stupidity or a psychological disorder. Like many politicians, he sounds like a giant walking id, incapable of controlling his urge for gratification. In which case, the French are probably better off with someone else as President.

[Dr_Phibes]

never got my head around a Jew banker heading up the French socialist party.

[bradhusker]

never got my head around a Jew banker heading up the French socialist party.

why not? Most Jews I know are left wing socialist types, arrogant to the bone, just like the frenchies.

[mvscal]

never got my head around a Jew banker heading up the French socialist party.

why not? Most Jews I know are left wing socialist types, arrogant to the bone, just like the frenchies.

Hi brad,

Do you think you could have sucked off DSK in six minutes like that maid did? Even with all the pressure of knowing that a complex international conspiracy to destroy a powerful political figure depends on your split second timing? I'll bet you could. Faster even with all your training and research.

You're like the Double Oh Seven of penis sucking. I'm sure you take your loads, "Swallowed not spat" while feigning a rakish Scots accent.

[Y2K]

You're like the Double Oh Seven of penis sucking. I'm sure you take your loads, "Swallowed not spat" while feigning a rakish Scots accent.

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[smackaholic]

oh jesus.

my still very sore lower back muscles are cursing that blast, mvscal. but, it was worth it.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Is there a condensed version?

Was he framed by the Democrats or OWS?

Neither, I suspect. The Democrats are not sophisticated enough to pull it off.

Sophistocated enough, just not organized enough. Organizing Democrats is like trying to herd cats.

[Derron]

Organizing Democrats is like trying to herd cats.

Seemed pretty easy to me to organize Democrats. They all fell in lockstep with my platform and we defeated all the white honky mother fuckers.

Sin,

Barack Obama

[bradhusker]

never got my head around a Jew banker heading up the French socialist party.

why not? Most Jews I know are left wing socialist types, arrogant to the bone, just like the frenchies.

Hi brad,

Do you think you could have sucked off DSK in six minutes like that maid did? Even with all the pressure of knowing that a complex international conspiracy to destroy a powerful political figure depends on your split second timing? I'll bet you could. Faster even with all your training and research.

You're like the Double Oh Seven of penis sucking. I'm sure you take your loads, "Swallowed not spat" while feigning a rakish Scots accent.

Hi Dr. Phibes, are you a urologist by chance? Cause it seems to me that you LOVE checking prostates, I bet you can stick your un-gloved fingers ALL THE WAY UP, and make your patients cum like a tsunami to end all tsunamis!!!!
For starters, THAT MAID has a reputation for sucking international businessmen off in seconds, NOT minutes, she is probably of hispanic descent, which means that she has ten times the suction power of the top -of- the -line, Dyson ball vacum.
But Dr. I digress, if you are indeed a urologist, I am in need of a prostate check, AND, you've mistaken me for one of your fag sissy patients, I dont go that way.

[Van]

Jesus, you fucking dumbass, that was mvscal addressing you, not Dr. Phibes.

You're simply Def-Con 5 stupid.

[mvscal]

Jesus, you fucking dumbass, that was mvscal addressing you, not Dr. Phibes.

But can you suck a bowling ball through a garden hose? I didn't think so. I once deposed the Maktar of Greater Borneo with a toe-curling blow job on a runaway snowmobile while being chased by his outraged henchman. Fortunately, I've been studying blowjobs for nearly 30 years and was able to bring the old boy off in time to take control of the snowmobile just before we sailed off a cliff.

--00husker

~cue Bond Theme for banjo and kazoo~

[bradhusker]

Jesus, you fucking dumbass, that was mvscal addressing you, not Dr. Phibes.

You're simply Def-Con 5 stupid.

VAN, you moron, wether it was mvscal or Dr Phibes, what difference does it make? They are BOTH dick sucking faggotts.
SO, at the end of the day, does it really matter? All gays are the same, aids filled sissy queers, seen one, seen em' all.

As for you Van? you're the lowest form of scumbag on the planet, there is no hope for u, sissy.

[bradhusker]

Jesus, you fucking dumbass, that was mvscal addressing you, not Dr. Phibes.

But can you suck a bowling ball through a garden hose? I didn't think so. I once deposed the Maktar of Greater Borneo with a toe-curling blow job on a runaway snowmobile while being chased by his outraged henchman. Fortunately, I've been studying blowjobs for nearly 30 years and was able to bring the old boy off in time to take control of the snowmobile just before we sailed off a cliff.

--00husker

~cue Bond Theme for banjo and kazoo~

mvscal, Ive forgotten more about James Bond then you will ever dream of knowing. I own all the movies in deluxe special editions.
The diffference between me and you? I could actually be a special agent, ive got the brains, the brawn, the sex appeal that women love, and Im a general all around bad ass.
YOU, on the other hand are a gay sissy who would love to suck 007 off.
see the HUGE difference here?

[Derron]

see the HUGE difference here?

Ahh ....your a pathetic troll and he is not ?

[bradhusker]

see the HUGE difference here?

Ahh ....your a pathetic troll and he is not ?

Derron, Im the pathetic troll? Um, arent you the one who listens to kenye west and Chuck D of public enemy?

Based on that, you are extremely pathetic, to say the least.

[BSmack]

see the HUGE difference here?

Ahh ....your a pathetic troll and he is not ?

Derron, Im the pathetic troll? Um, arent you the one who listens to kenye west and Chuck D of public enemy?

[bradhusker]

Ahh ....your a pathetic troll and he is not ?[/quote]

Derron, Im the pathetic troll? Um, arent you the one who listens to kenye west and Chuck D of public enemy?[/quote]

[/quote]

ANY mental health professsional worth his or her salt, will tell you point blank, if you listen to kenye west and chuck D. formerly of Public enemy, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY STABLE, quite frankly.

[Derron]

Ahh ....your a pathetic troll and he is not ?

Derron, Im the pathetic troll? Um, arent you the one who listens to kenye west and Chuck D of public enemy?[/quote]

[/quote]

ANY mental health professsional worth his or her salt, will tell you point blank, if you listen to kenye west and chuck D. formerly of Public enemy, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY STABLE, quite frankly.[/quote]

You having a hard time with the quote buttons ? Such a simple thing to handle...

[R-Jack]

You having a hard time with the quote buttons ? Such a simple thing to handle...

Where's that facepalm smilie that was promised?

[XXXL]

Most likely a frame job.......

[smackaholic]

this fukking thread has become a bb code holocaust. sheeesh.

[bradhusker]

this fukking thread has become a bb code holocaust. sheeesh.

WOW smack, you throw around the word "HOLOCAUST" quite loosely, like people throw around the word "FAG", quit it cracker!!

almost 7 million human beings were exterminated by hte SS, and not just Jews, but blacks, gypsies, FAGS, rice eaters, and several other types, if you catch my drift.

if you cant take the HOLOCAUST more seriously, and hold it in a special place, WHAT in GODS' name can be taken seriously anymore? HUH?

[mvscal]

7 million human beings were exterminated by hte SS, and not just Jews, but blacks, gypsies, FAGS, rice eaters, and several other types, if you catch my drift.

Was that really so wrong?

[bradhusker]

7 million human beings were exterminated by hte SS, and not just Jews, but blacks, gypsies, FAGS, rice eaters, and several other types, if you catch my drift.

Was that really so wrong?

Well mvscal, to someone like you, who has forcibly sodomized young men? And done so with GLEE, NO, it would not be wrong.
HOWEVER, to a born again christian and southern baptist such as myself? YES, its very very wrong.

See, christians like myself and Tim Tebow, we have a solid sense of right and wrong.
BUT mvscal, you are full of inner demons, which command you to engage in abominable behaviors like your idol, Jerry Sandusky.
You need to get down on your kneees and beg for forgiveness ASAP.

Say this prayer with me, My name is mvscal, and I am a filthy dirty faggott, I want to turn away from satan, forsake him, and NEVER partake in forcible sodomy again. I want to turn my life around, and NEVER walk in the shadow of the valley of death EVER again, amen.

Feel better mvscal?

[bradhusker]

WTF????

Is that Vicki Carr? Nice turntable, is it a technics? WOW!!!!

[bradhusker]

WTF????

Is that Vicki Carr? Nice turntable, is it a technics?

W T F ??????? scary; satan, demonic;