Urban Meyer to Ohio State

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:30 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
SoCalTrjn wrote:Auburn hasnt won a road game OOC in 20 years, hasnt won a road game OOC in closer to 30.
Zeriously?

They'd have to schedule one in order to win one.

'Spray, USC just completed a home-and-home series with Ohio St. Killed 'em at the Coliseum before completing the sweep in Columbus behind a true freshman QB playing only his second game at the collegiate level.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:18 pm

Georgia also went thirty-plus years without ever leaving the Southeast. I believe Florida is still working on some sort of similar stretch. Auburn is just embarrassing with their OOC schedule, and, since you're propping them here, take a look at Bama's OOC schedule this year.

Seriously? Just because you scheduled a no-biggie Pedo St team you thought it'd be cool to back that up with Kent State, North Texas and D1-AA Georgia Southern?

Sam, the reason this issue always gets brought up is because it's always valid. The SEC schedules like full-on pussies. They're hardly the only conference guilty of this, but they are the standardbearers for cowardly scheduling.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:24 pm

Oh, and no, LSU has not "done it regularly." There have been far too many years when LSU did the usual SEC trick of playing nothing but OOC patises at home, including all four games. Rarely does LSU schedule a serious top-flight OOC opponent for a home-and-home series.

Also, you mentioned teams like Tennessee, Vandy and even Arkansas that one time they tried doing the home-and-home thing with quality OOC opponents? Yeah, great, and look what happened. They got their asses kicked.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:30 pm

And, in a hardly shocking turn of events, Tennessee also happens to be one SEC team that has suffered OOC losses on the road in recent years.

See how that works?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:10 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Aw, fuck it.

Everyone should play Boise State and Houston schedules from now on.

:grin:

There's not enough shit mid-major programs to go around.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:41 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
SoCalTrjn wrote:Auburn hasnt won a road game OOC in 20 years, hasnt won a road game OOC in closer to 30.
Zeriously?

that 30 years meant to be a road game OOC and outside of the south... the last road game OOC Auburn won was in about 1991 vs Virgina... still a confederate state. You have to go back much later than that for their OOC road win vs a team located in the Union.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:51 pm

Van wrote:Georgia also went thirty-plus years without ever leaving the Southeast. I believe Florida is still working on some sort of similar stretch. Auburn is just embarrassing with their OOC schedule, and, since you're propping them here, take a look at Bama's OOC schedule this year.

Seriously? Just because you scheduled a no-biggie Pedo St team you thought it'd be cool to back that up with Kent State, North Texas and D1-AA Georgia Southern?

Sam, the reason this issue always gets brought up is because it's always valid. The SEC schedules like full-on pussies. They're hardly the only conference guilty of this, but they are the standardbearers for cowardly scheduling.

Florida's stretch is that they have not played an OOC game outside of the state of Florida in about 25 years now.
Georgia's game at Arizona was their first scheduled game outside of the South East since the 1950's
LSU doesnt play home and homes, they played Ore St in Baton Rouge, needed the OSU kicker to miss 4 kicks to get a win and never went back. The Oregon game was in Dallas, not a home and home, Why not play a second game vs Oregon in Oakland to give Oregon the same advantage?
The SEC teams will play an occasional game vs another BCS conferences teams weaker sisters but almost never are those home and homes.
The only SEC teams that consistently play in OOC teams stadiums have been Miss St and Vandy, the SEC's bottom feeders, and even then those road games are usually vs schools like Memphis State or Wake Forest.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:53 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Aw, fuck it.

Everyone should play Boise State and Houston schedules from now on.

:grin:
There's not enough shit mid-major programs to go around.

They wont do that since Boise went to the home stadium of the SEC West champs and shit in their mouths

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 11:17 pm

When did Boise St ever play in Baton Rouge, much less shit in LSU's mouths? Or did you mean the SEC East's champ? If so, that game wasn't played "between the hedges," it was played in the Neck Dome.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:10 am

My Bad, SEC East's champs. You have to forgive that faux-pas as the Longitude for Athens Georgia is 83.32 while Cleveland which claims to be in the Mid West is almost 2 degrees farther East than Athens is.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:27 am

SoCalTrjn wrote:My Bad, SEC East's champs. You have to forgive that faux-pas as the Longitude for Athens Georgia is 83.32 while Cleveland which claims to be in the Mid West is almost 2 degrees farther East than Athens is.

Does anyone else find it amusing that the Longitude of Athens, Georgia equals Toejam's IQ? Okay, maybe it's not as amusing as it is sad.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:41 am

I'm more amused by the fact that his brand of advanced dementia works in such a way that he apparently assigns college football teams to conference divisions based on their literal longitude.

That's kinda scary cool.

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:47 am

With "Sham Wow" getting fired... fUCLA lands a huge recruit that should put them over the top next season...

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/entertainm ... 82208.html

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:55 am

Van wrote:I'm more amused by the fact that his brand of advanced dementia works in such a way that he apparently assigns college football teams to conference divisions based on their literal longitude.

That's kinda scary cool.

Knoxville, Tennessee
Thirty-five north latitude
Southern Cal one less

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:59 am

Van wrote:I'm more amused by the fact that his brand of advanced dementia works in such a way that he apparently assigns college football teams to conference divisions based on their literal longitude.

That's kinda scary cool.

Relax, have no fear of latitudes or longitudes in an earthquake zone, he's an architect.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:03 am

whats really scary and way cool is the fact that the Nebraska football program will be shitting in a lot of mouths next season. No more white tailbacks, as much as I admire Rex Burkhead, and I do, ITS HIGH TIME nebraska gets back to the big and fast and scary black tailbacks, ie.. ahman green and Lawrence Phillips. Guys who were bona fide GAMEBREAKERS.

Martinez is gonna be a junior, he's improved as a passer, the defense should be worlds improved, ALL we need now is a world class black tailback.
Bottom line ? When you have a big time scary black tailback, you dont lose to programs like northwestern. so fuckin embarrassing.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:42 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
bradhusker wrote: When you have a big time scary black tailback, you dont lose to programs like northwestern. so fuckin embarrassing.
Wow.

Yeah, I guess that would be the only reason that 'Bama wouldn't lose to Northwestern.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:41 pm

bradhusker wrote:Martinez is gonna be a junior, he's improved as a passer

Well, he couldn't get any worse.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:14 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Martinez is gonna be a junior, he's improved as a passer
Well, he couldn't get any worse.

NICE, have your fun at my expense now GOOB, BUT, we shall see what awaits you sissies in Lincoln, we shall see. paybacks a bitch buddy, it aint gonna be pretty.
What? 9-3 aint good for our innaugural big 1G SEASON? Newsflash for ya GOOB, we are only gonna improve, meaning, I expect at a minnimum, 10-2 or 11-1 next season. And, sound beatings of both michigan and wisconsin in Lincoln.
Anything less than that would be a huge dissapointment to me.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:17 pm

bradhusker wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Martinez is gonna be a junior, he's improved as a passer
Well, he couldn't get any worse.
NICE, have your fun at my expense now GOOB, BUT, we shall see what awaits you sissies in Lincoln, we shall see. paybacks a bitch buddy, it aint gonna be pretty.
What? 9-3 aint good for our innaugural big 1G SEASON? Newsflash for ya GOOB, we are only gonna improve, meaning, I expect at a minnimum, 10-2 or 11-1 next season. And, sound beatings of both michigan and wisconsin in Lincoln.

Yeah, kind of like that sound beating you handed Northwestern in Lincoln.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:05 pm

Well, he couldn't get any worse.

[/quote]

NICE, have your fun at my expense now GOOB, BUT, we shall see what awaits you sissies in Lincoln, we shall see. paybacks a bitch buddy, it aint gonna be pretty.
What? 9-3 aint good for our innaugural big 1G SEASON? Newsflash for ya GOOB, we are only gonna improve, meaning, I expect at a minnimum, 10-2 or 11-1 next season. And, sound beatings of both michigan and wisconsin in Lincoln.
[/quote]

Yeah, kind of like that sound beating you handed Northwestern in Lincoln.[/quote

Kinda like the beating wisconsin is gonna get in their bowl game?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:12 pm

bradhusker wrote:Well, he couldn't get any worse.

NICE, have your fun at my expense now GOOB, BUT, we shall see what awaits you sissies in Lincoln, we shall see. paybacks a bitch buddy, it aint gonna be pretty.
What? 9-3 aint good for our innaugural big 1G SEASON? Newsflash for ya GOOB, we are only gonna improve, meaning, I expect at a minnimum, 10-2 or 11-1 next season. And, sound beatings of both michigan and wisconsin in Lincoln.
[/quote]

Yeah, kind of like that sound beating you handed Northwestern in Lincoln.[/quote

The Northwestern game wasn't in Lincoln. wanna guess where it was?[/quote]

Yeah, sure.

http://scores.espn.go.com/ncf/boxscore?gameId=313090158

Nice edit, tard. But further proof that you aren't in any way, shape or form an actual Nebraska fan.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:22 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Well, he couldn't get any worse.
NICE, have your fun at my expense now GOOB, BUT, we shall see what awaits you sissies in Lincoln, we shall see. paybacks a bitch buddy, it aint gonna be pretty.
What? 9-3 aint good for our innaugural big 1G SEASON? Newsflash for ya GOOB, we are only gonna improve, meaning, I expect at a minnimum, 10-2 or 11-1 next season. And, sound beatings of both michigan and wisconsin in Lincoln.

Yeah, kind of like that sound beating you handed Northwestern in Lincoln.[/quote

The Northwestern game wasn't in Lincoln. wanna guess where it was?[/quote]

Yeah, sure.

http://scores.espn.go.com/ncf/boxscore?gameId=313090158

Nice edit, tard. But further proof that you aren't in any way, shape or form an actual Nebraska fan.[/quote]

The funny thing is? I was a nebraska fan before you were even born!!! Hows that feel? You werent even a living breathing turd yet. A smelly fat turd that youve now become.

Nebraska has 5 national titles, How many does your faggott badgers have? cricketts...........0

cricketts...................................0.......................................loser

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:32 pm

You are no more a Nebraska fan than I am. Put this shit troll back on the shelf where it belongs.

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:40 pm

bradhusker wrote:whats really scary and way cool is the fact that the Nebraska football program will be shitting in a lot of mouths next season. No more white tailbacks, as much as I admire Rex Burkhead, and I do, ITS HIGH TIME nebraska gets back to the big and fast and scary black tailbacks, ie.. ahman green and Lawrence Phillips. Guys who were bona fide GAMEBREAKERS.

Ameer Abdullah Fr. - Braylon Heard Fr. - Aaron Green Fr.- 5-9 5-10 5-10 none north of 180 lbs. Where is a 225+ lb IB back on the roster such as Ahman Green and Larry Phillips? There aren't any. Burkhead is back next fall. I'm betting he'll still be white next year.

Martinez is gonna be a junior,

This is a negative, pure and simple. I'd just as soon see him cross the podium with diploma in hand. NOW!

the defense should be worlds improved

not likely, losing David, Dennard, and Crick...how can you say this? The defense will take a step back. Too many new faces to expect anything any better. Too much dead weight due to Pelini's lazy recruiting style.

I know I'm not supposed to reply to brad's takes "as I'm feeding the troll", but I find it my responsibility to inform the posters on this board of the intricacies of NU football when he spills crap.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:32 am

Goober McTuber wrote:You are no more a Nebraska fan than I am.

Not to mention that you were already drawing Social Security by the time this lummox of a troll oozed out from his mother's gaping mudhole.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:28 am

Van wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You are no more a Nebraska fan than I am.
Not to mention that you were already drawing Social Security by the time this lummox of a troll oozed out from his mother's gaping mudhole.

So you're saying Gobbles McTubesteak is old?

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:48 am

Compared to the persona of this horrid Brad troll? Yeah, Goobs is a regular fucking Methuselah. Shit, Goobs is quite a bit older than me!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:48 pm

I could start collecting retirement benefits in March. If I could afford to.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:19 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I could start collecting retirement benefits in March. If I could afford to.

Just 30 more years at Wal Mart... and you're Golden....

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:47 pm

M2 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I could start collecting retirement benefits in March. If I could afford to.

Just 30 more years at Wal Mart... and you're Golden....

I should live so long.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:47 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
M2 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I could start collecting retirement benefits in March. If I could afford to.

Just 30 more years at Wal Mart... and you're Golden....
I should live so long.

GOOB, according to my nutrition calculator, you should already be dead! Anyone who eats 7-11 big bites, ding dongs, Hi Ho's, king size butterfingers,(3 at a time), and gallons of sugary mountain dews and Dr. peppers, shouldnt be above ground. MY guess is that, its the gallons of cum you swallow, that is the glue that keeps you ticking, at least for now.
Im suprised that you have avoided AIDS tainted cum up till this point in your depraved life, but then again, you are up in Wisconsin, not a lot of queers up there. If you had hailed from San Fransicko? You'd have been dead a long time ago, for sure.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:01 pm

tardhusker,

I don't eat any of the things you mentioned. As usual, you are a clueless shit troll. Initially mildly amusing, but now racing towards "ignore". Fuck off and die.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:30 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:tardhusker,

I don't eat any of the things you mentioned. As usual, you are a clueless shit troll. Initially mildly amusing, but now racing towards "ignore". Fuck off and die.

So, according to you, you've lived 65 yrs on this earth, and NEVER partaken of a Dr Pepper, a Hot Dog, or a choclate bar? You know what we say to liars GOOB?

Fuck you and die, asshole.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:42 pm

This post was made by bradhusker who is currently on your ignore list.

Done.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:19 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
This post was made by bradhusker who is currently on your ignore list.
Done.

"The white zone is for loading and unloading only" GOOBER!! get your fuckin FAT ASS out of this zone IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!! fat fuck.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:39 pm

It seems Meyer has taken his SEC ways to the Big Ten, going after a couple kids that already verballed to other schools, a practice traditionally frowned upon in the conference among its head coaches.

Oh, and what's this with OSU being granted two staffs - one to focus on the bowl game, and one to focus on recruiting? A program that is supposed to be sanctioned is given preferential treatment? Nice job, NCAA!

:puke:

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:40 am

In light of the recent sex scandals at syracuse and penn st. the NCAA is gonna basically give ohio st. just a soft slap on the wrist, so to speak. AND, come to think about it, kiddie diddling is far far worse than accepting a nice car or a nice rolex, just sayin.

On the plus side? The big ten is gonna be HUGE the next few years, think about it? Ohio st, michigan, wisconsin, mich st, and Nebraska are all gonna be big time, and so is penn st.
SO, Its not a far reach to say that the big ten will become better than the sec, dare I say it.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:58 am

Shut up.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:06 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Shut up.

ok, but only if you give up sucking dick. FAT CHANCE, snowball in hell scenario.