Fiester Bowel.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:18 am

socal wrote:
Van wrote:Thought for sure you'd nail me on the were/wear fuck up. Managed to edit it before you went all ass-snarky on me.

At least I got the quote before your edit. Don't try and go Millen on the official's review. You lose.

That's what I get for posting on mobile phone.
Snarky?

Yeah, but if I edit it before anyone calls me on it then that proves it was just a typo! Thhhhhppppthh!

And not just snarky, but ass-snarky.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:18 am

see, there they should've gone for it instead of settling for a FG. Even if you don't make it, you've got them pinned at the 1 yard line, 3 yards behind where they were before the fumble.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:21 am

That play just sucked weasel balls. Why on earth do you stick Luck at wide out, only to have Tyler Gaffney run the ball straight into the line like an autistic third-grader?

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:28 am

Btw, this...

...looks like something M2 would have parked beside his turbo bidet.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:29 am

Stanford's got this. Mikey is already celebrating at some Frisco hipster joint.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:30 am

I just had about the same reaction when they showed that thing a minute ago

"We're playing for THIS?!?!"

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:30 am

socal wrote:Stanford's got this. Mikey is already celebrating at some Frisco hipster joint.

Long way to go.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:32 am

socal wrote:Helmet to helmet
Way to hold on to the ball
Stanford stays balanced

If that hit was by TJ Mcdonald, he would have been ejected from the game, suspended a whole season, Haden woul;d make him apologize and then say that we will now start to win the right way and Nicklas would send all of the refs a basket of rolls.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:33 am

Blanda needs to step his game up or the furds are going to end up rolling the beav's in the 4th.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:33 am

Mikey wrote:I just had about the same reaction when they showed that thing a minute ago

"We're playing for THIS?!?!"

No shit, huh?

"Congratulations on being the 2012 champions of the Tostitos Ali Baba Bacchanal!"

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:35 am

SoCalTrjn wrote:
socal wrote:Helmet to helmet
Way to hold on to the ball
Stanford stays balanced
If that hit was by TJ Mcdonald, he would have been ejected from the game, suspended a whole season, Haden woul;d make him apologize and then say that we will now start to win the right way and Nicklas would send all of the refs a basket of rolls.

The "basket of rolls" at the end there saved the post.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:38 am

Mikey wrote:
socal wrote:Stanford's got this. Mikey is already celebrating at some Frisco hipster joint.
Long way to go.

Long way to go? The shortest path between you and a victory riot is over the GGB to the 101 and the Muir Woods to Mt. Tam.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:40 am

I only play in even-numbered quarters.

-Justin Blackmon

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:41 am

socal wrote:
Long way to go? The shortest path between you and a victory riot is over the GGB to the 101 and the Muir Woods to Mt. Tam.

Sounds like someone knows how to get to the mountain.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:42 am

This game is a trainwreck inside an abortion wrapped around a Republican National Convention.

-Mgo

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:46 am

Van wrote:This game is a trainwreck inside an abortion wrapped around a Republican National Convention.

-Mgo

Bwaaha!

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:48 am

I cannot believe they ran that Tyler Gaffney cuntflop into the line again.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:48 am

These guys sure wait a long time to blow the whistle.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:51 am

Mikey, wtf is up with that Gaffney/direct snap play? Is it just a deal where they run it a couple of times knowing it'll get destroyed, then, on the third try, they actually have him throw the ball to Luck? Or something?

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:53 am

Mikey wrote:These guys sure wait a long time to blow the whistle.

Thank god

Sin,

PAC 12 fans

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:54 am

Timeout? What is that?
Sin,
Bielsma

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:56 am

Well, at least they scored with enough time left to give up a 90-second return TD drive by Okie St and still march down and win on their final drive.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:56 am

Van wrote:Mikey, wtf is up with that Gaffney/direct snap play? Is it just a deal where they run it a couple of times knowing it'll get destroyed, then, on the third try, they actually have him throw the ball to Luck? Or something?

It's their version of the "pistol." It worked well a lot of times this season. It looks like Okie State is just ready for it. I would think after two fails they'd drop it completely.

It's up to the defense now...

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:57 am

Mikey wrote:These guys sure wait a long time to blow the whistle.

Is that some kind of euphemism in the Castro?

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:58 am

Nah, it'll still end up being on the offense. The defense will give up the tying score. May as well give Luck another shot by surrendering it quickly, right?

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:01 am

Wow.

Will Gundy trust his defense enough to punt here?

Nope! Bwaaaaa.

And Blackmon kills them again.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:02 am

Yep, Okie St, you left way too much time on the clock for Stanford.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:04 am

How will the Indians respond ?

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:04 am

Go for two!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:05 am

helluva game keeping me up late when I have to be up early tomorrow.

No matter who wins, RACK both of these teams.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:06 am

Does this one have an overwhelming feeling of inevitability, or what?

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:08 am

Shit, Stanford, don't you go scoring too quickly too!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:08 am

No matter what the Heisman voters say, you're seeing the best QB in the country at work right here.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:09 am

The Indians need 6 for a win.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:10 am

Yards after catch.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:11 am

Mikey wrote:No matter what the Heisman voters say, you're seeing the best QB football player in the country at work right here.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:14 am

Jesus fuck.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:14 am

Papa Willie wrote:And OS isn't taking their final timeout. That's just stupid.

Waiting to ice him I imagine.
The Stanford kicker. Not Mikey.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:14 am

bwhahahaha

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:14 am

FUCK!!!

OT