Whatcha Got, Chip?

[Carson]

Bwaa.

Milk the bammers out of their last $20 before their next welfare check arrives.

They won't be buying any shirts after The Game.

[Mace]

Now that's a good shirt!

I knew LSU would have better tees than Bama. Auburn's game day shirts are always better than the Tide's.

Dammit!

The National Champions T-shirts ought to be enough to satisfy you, Sam.

[Van]

Yeah, those Bammers may not be too shit-hot clever, but they can play some football.

[Python]

So Sam, serious question...

If Bama beats LSU, will you consider them the better team?

[Carson]

So Sam, serious question...

If Bama beats LSU, will you consider them the better team?

You mean the CFB program that already claims 337 MNCs and is continuously looking for ways to claim more?

[Atomic Punk]

So Sam, serious question...

If Bama beats LSU, will you consider them the better team?

A better field goal kicker?

[Van]

So, okay, what if LSU outplays Bama on offense and defense this time, only to end up losing a low-scoring slugfest in OT on a FG due to some stupid mishap by the special teams?

Who's the better team?

[Truman]

So, okay, what if LSU outplays Bama on offense and defense this time, only to end up losing a low-scoring slugfest in OT on a FG due to some stupid mishap by the special teams?

Who's the better team?

Duh.

Kal.

Asshat.

Try to keep up.

[Python]

I already consider Bama the better team.

So they played head to head and LSU won, but Bama is the better team. Got it. That's pretty lame. And your comment about if LSU wins... like I said, they already did.

That's pretty much the response I tought I'd get. It's the same from all Bama fans.

[Mace]

After the first meeting I was, and still am, convinced that 'Bama has the better team and should have/would have won the game if they could kick field goals. I think next week will be a different type of game and Alabama will prevail. The better team doesn't always win the game because, if they did, the Packers would be undefeated right now.

[Python]

should have/would have won the game if they could kick field goals.

Lame. That's like saying a team should have won a game if they scored more points. Having a top notch field goal kicker is part of having a top notch team. One reason they missed so many is because they were so long. The reason they were so long is LSU's defense kept them in check.

Here's my take: These two teams are so evenly matched that if they played 10 times, they could split them 5-5. Simply really. But to say Bama is better after they already lost to LSU is insane.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Bama had the most electric home field environment possibly evah in that game, and still lost. No way in fuck they were the better team.

[Dinsdale]

I already consider Bama the better team.

[Mace]

should have/would have won the game if they could kick field goals.

Lame. That's like saying a team should have won a game if they scored more points. Having a top notch field goal kicker is part of having a top notch team. One reason they missed so many is because they were so long. The reason they were so long is LSU's defense kept them in check.

Here's my take: These two teams are so evenly matched that if they played 10 times, they could split them 5-5. Simply really. But to say Bama is better after they already lost to LSU is insane.

Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not "insane" but I do believe that 'Bama is the better team and will have a chance to prove it next Monday night. Gee, I know it's "insane", but I also think the Packers are a better team than the Chiefs.

[War Wagon]

Gee, I know it's "insane", but I also think the Packers are a better team than the Chiefs.

That's crazy talk.

But to your point, if you check the pick'em, I believe over half took 'bama for some obviously insane reason, myself included.

[Mace]

Gee, I know it's "insane", but I also think the Packers are a better team than the Chiefs.

That's crazy talk.

But to your point, if you check the pick'em, I believe over half took 'bama for some obviously insane reason, myself included.

It seems that insanity is running rampant around this place. It should be a great game.

[Python]

But to your point, if you check the pick'em, I believe over half took 'bama for some obviously insane reason, myself included.

Just like I said. It would basically be a coin flip each time these two teams play.

[Python]

So LSU was voted number 1 because "most folks" think they're actually number 2? Ok then.

And despite the fact that LSU went to Alabama and beat them, you still consider them the better team. Why does that not surprise me?

[Goober McTuber]

However, most folks, in looking at the overall teams, consider Alabama to have a better team.

Well, except for all 59 of the coaches who vote in the coaches' poll.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Come on, Goobs, we all know the opinions of "most folks" trump those with actual votes.

I'm saying that Alabama outplayed LSU that night in T-town.

No, they didn't.

[Python]

The Tide killed itself with the block in the back penalty on Barron's inrterception return to inside the 5. And how the hell did Eric Reid snatch that ball away from Mike WIlliams at the goal line on Maze's pass? It was there for the taking and Alabama couldn't get it done.

And you still claim they outplayed LSU? That they were the better team? This is getting ridiculous.

[Goober McTuber]

However, most folks, in looking at the overall teams, consider Alabama to have a better team.

Well, except for all 59 of the coaches who vote in the coaches' poll.

Yeah, 'cept for those goobers.

But what do they know? 42 of them think Alabama is better than Okie State.

Right. You used precisely the same poll in your assertion that Alabama belonged in the NCG rather than Okie State. And now you reap what you sow. Most people (outside of Alabama) believe that LSU is the superior team.

[Python]

Monday night. That's all that matters anyway.

So you're saying we have to beat you twice to be considered the better team, but you only have to beat us once. Now I see what I'm dealing with here.

[Goober McTuber]

Monday night. That's all that matters anyway.

So you're saying we have to beat you twice to be considered the better team, but you only have to beat us once. Now I see what I'm dealing with here.

And what if Alabama wins, but LSU looks more efficient on offense and is the better defensive team?

[Python]

He already said if that happens, LSU would be the better team but Alabama would be national champions. Alrighty then.

[Goober McTuber]

I'm saying that, on that one night in Tuscaloosa, Alabama was the better team, but failed to punctuate that superiority with a win.

The exact same thing happened to Wisconsin. Twice. In consecutive weeks. Uncanny.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Yeah, they did. On offense and defense anyway.

So they moved the ball a little better between the 20s. Big fucking deal. Not enough credit is given to LSU going into their house, in THAT environment, and winning...no matter how ugly it was.

LSU is undefeated. Bama has one loss. LSU beat Bama head-to-head in their house. LSU also has the better SOS. Add all that up and, yep, you've gotta objectively say LSU is better.

[Python]

objectively

And there's the problem.

[Van]

I can absolutely guarantee you that I ain't watching a "lesmiles.net" youtube clip posted by Jsc. Swear to god, where LSU propaganda is concerned dude has become Joseph Goebbels and Leni Riefenstahl rolled into one constantly cloying, sycophantic, purple and gold pom-pon.

[Python]

What he said.

[Van]

I know it's just a hype video, Jsc. That's all you've been posting all season long, LSU hype videos. That's kinda my point.

My prediction? Bama, 24-16, 23-17, somewhere in there.

[Mikey]

Bama 7-6.