Well - at least the "Honey Badger" is smart.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:49 pm

SEC! (academics) SEC! (class) SEC! (bwaa)

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:53 pm

Not at all. Reggie is a bazillion times more well-spoken than Language Bludgeoner.

Btw, ever hear Trent Richardson 'speak'?

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:35 pm

In order for a man to speak he must first move his lips, which is a bit of basic knowledge that seems to elude a lot of these mumbling SEC ghetto rats. Then again, do we really even want to hear what these clowns have to say?

It's equal parts depressing and frightening. What in the hell happened to us?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:36 pm

Classy guy.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:37 pm

The blond mohawk and assortment of tats were a serious tip-off.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:13 am

we won in your house, and y'all won at a neutral site

what?

first off, you squeaked one out at bama and they kicked your ass at a "neutral site".

i realize that half of alabama rolled down I-10 for the game, but, i would still guess that there were a few more tiger fans in that alleged neutral site, than tide fans.

what the fukk ever happened to class?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:22 am

OK, show of hands...

Who here was expecting any sort of class in any form from anyone involved with LSU, regardless of outcome?

Anyone?

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:07 am

Well, post-defeat, Jsc's been fine. No lack of class there. Les Miles was also gracious in defeat.

Then again, neither of them sport braids, tats-by-the-dozens, self-imposed speech impediments, or blond mohawks.

Speaking of which, did you get a load of Courtney Upshaw's act? Christ on a Jenga sabbatical, but he actually makes Homey Buttfucker sound like George Will.

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:31 am

Are those the same as blonde Mohawks?(you misspelled it twice, ya genius you!)

Van, the true semi-smart dude.

And Dins: having been to many games verses LSU, those fans are great to party with, win or lose.

The WORST fans ever, that I have experience with, are in this order:

#1 Miami

#2 Florida

#3 Miami

#4 Notre Dame

#5 Miami

#6 Tennessee

#7 Auburn

#8 Georgia Tech

#9 Georgia

#10 Miami

The BEST fans are from:

#1 Wisconsin

#2 South Carolina

#3 LSU

#4 Clemson

#5 Texas A&M

#6 Texas

#7 Syracuse

#8 Ohio State

#9 Michigan State

#10 Nebraska

Just my opinion.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:27 am

Rog, unless I've made an obvious typo, do yourself a favor and never attempt to correct me on spelling. If you see me spell a word the same way twice in a very short span, go ahead and assume it's correct. Believe me, you're truly out of your depth. There are people here who have the knowledge to get it right when correcting me. You are absolutely not one of those people.

Anyway, since you decided to stick your foot up your ass again, let me help you out here...

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/blond

BLOND adj
1: of a flaxen, golden, light auburn, or pale yellowish-brown color <blond hair>; also : having blond hair <a blond man> —spelled blond when used of a boy or man and often blonde when used of a girl or woman
2a : of a light color b : of the color blond c : made light-colored by bleaching <blond wood table>

Also, 'mohawk' need not be capitalized when used to describe the hairstyle.

Stay down, moron.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:27 pm

shrub..your "Best fans" list...LSU, Tejas and Tejas AtM are FUCKED...(board members excluded cause most of you are solid fucks)

LSU fans in NOLA when OU played them were fucking ridiculous..before and especially after.

Tejas fans are Tejas fans...most of them have this "BUT WE'RE TEXAS!" attitude they bring to the table in EVERYTHING..not just football...or not just Longhorn sports in general.

AtM fans are fucking delusional cultists when it comes to football.

some of the best fans hands down were Nebraska in 00/01 and Bama when they came to Norman when it came to my experiences.

have you attended any games with both lists you posted??

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:56 pm

I don’t know about other schools, but there is a huge difference in Wisky’s fan base at home and their fan base on the road. At home, a significant part of the group is a bunch of drunken students and they can be extremely obnoxious. On the road you have mostly alums who are older and can afford to travel. Wisky fan on the road is universally loved. At home, depends on which demographic you’re dealing with. I suspect the situation is similar in a lot of places.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:04 pm

Van wrote:Stay down, moron.

Don't really think that's a problem for him.

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:07 pm

Moby Dick wrote:AtM fans are fucking delusional cultists when it comes to football.

Ya think ???

I've done the Ren Faire about 20 minutes away from college station for around 20 years ... and happened to wear my Cal hat into this bar...

... and was jumped by 8 fucking rednecks with a friend of mine.

yeah, good times...

Fuck you, plantersville !!!

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:29 pm

Jsc810 wrote:A bunch of Texans jumping some Renfairies??

I'm shocked -- SHOCKED -- at such a thing. Who could have guessed?

So, what you're sayin' is I can BANG your daughter and kill some dogs ?

I love the south !!!

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:05 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Are you wanting to bang the 14 year old or the 11 year old?

Is this like an auction... with your grandpa the slave master ???

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:45 pm

Maybe you could substitute a smaller pic there, Sam?

Thanks.

:grin:

(Edit: Beat me to it.

)

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:28 am

Moby Dick wrote:shrub..your "Best fans" list...LSU, Tejas and Tejas AtM are FUCKED...(board members excluded cause most of you are solid fucks)

LSU fans in NOLA when OU played them were fucking ridiculous..before and especially after.

Tejas fans are Tejas fans...most of them have this "BUT WE'RE TEXAS!" attitude they bring to the table in EVERYTHING..not just football...or not just Longhorn sports in general.

AtM fans are fucking delusional cultists when it comes to football.

some of the best fans hands down were Nebraska in 00/01 and Bama when they came to Norman when it came to my experiences.

have you attended any games with both lists you posted??

Yep! only 2 teams I have not attended were OSU and Texas in football, but,.....I have been at college baseball and basketball games with those two. I didn't just 'make it up'. Last year, A&M beat FSU two out of three in the super regional here, and the fans were great and totally classy. And I have been to many LSU games in football, as I was raised a Florida fan, and those fans were gracious and fun as hell before and after the games. At UF as well as FSU. There are always idiot fans at any school, including FSU, but overall...my list stands. I notice no one argues with the Miami quadruple mention.............

And Van, regardless of Merriam-Webster....Google the word "blond" and see what comes up at the top. And then this link , http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000275.htm which states,"Blond (without the e) is used to describe males, mixed gender, or uncertain gender. Blonde refers to women or female gender." So your into guys and mixed/uncertain gender. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Maybe we might both be right. Strange concept for you, I know. How about acting like an intelligent grown up in here instead of a 12 year old. You'll make a fine one someday. Remember the Julie Brown comedy song from the 80's, "Cause I'm a Blonde"? She spells it B-l-o-n-d during the song to make the point of blonde's being stupid.

Your best-est buddy,

Scott

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:38 am

Jsc810 wrote:Yeah, I'm crazy enough to run over a dog that was a threat to my daughters, just think what I'm crazy enough to do to you.

DAMN Chip!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

I totally forgot about that story! You took some crap from the PETA schmucks back in the day as I think. I just remember laughing about the whole thread.

Kinda like the M7 thread( I forget the troll name he used) and hitting a puppy with a baseball bat 10 times before it died. And Turtle's response from the puppies point of view nearly killed me I was laughing so hard. Turtle was from N.O and was one funny dude.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:05 am

Rog, you fucking petri dish experiment gone horribly wrong, read your own link. Better yet, have someone sober and coherent read it to you. See, it says you're 100% in error and I'm 100% correct. It also agrees 100% with merriam-webster.com, which agrees with dictionary.com and all other reputable sources. 'Blond' appears in every modern dictionary of the English language. That spelling of the word refers to males, as well as to inanimate objects such as certain wood types. 'Blonde' refers to females.

And no, there is no "regardless of Merriam-Webster." They know precisely what they're talking about, while you nearly never do.

This thread is about Tyrann Mathiew. Dude sported a blond mohawk for the better part of the season. Did that simple concept elude you as you attempted to formulate your epic "so your (sic) into guys" response? Seriously, are you back on the heavy pain meds again, to where you can't even stay focused from one post to the next?

What in the hell is wrong with you? Why would you possibly continue to pursue this subject after I've already wiped you off my shoe?

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:42 am

Way to separate the contenders from the pretenders, Van Spellcheck.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:53 am

Nah, it's just Rog. He's a special brand of blithely unaware stupid.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:27 am

toober makes a good point.....for once.

comparing LSU fan in the big easy to bama fan in norman is absolutely ridiculous.

compare bama fan in tuscaloosa to LSU fan in norman, you may find that bama fan don't look so good , all of a sudden.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:54 am

Van wrote: Speaking of which, did you get a load of Courtney Upshaw's act? Christ on a Jenga sabbatical, but he actually makes Homey Buttfucker sound like George Will.

painful no doubt.....I know that people aren't expecting these guys to be Nobel prize contenders, but how in the fuck did a lot of these players make it out of high school?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:47 pm

Van wrote:Well, post-defeat, Jsc's been fine. No lack of class there.

Are you absolutely sure he wasn't sproting the blond mohawk look for the past week?

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:07 pm

No, I'm not, and I truly hope he was. It'd make for a good look in court.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:32 am

M2 wrote:
I've done the Ren Faire about 20 minutes away from college station for around 20 years ... and happened to wear my Cal hat into this bar...

... and was jumped by 8 fucking rednecks with a friend of mine.

yeah, good times...

I'm pretty sure that you coulda walked into that roadhouse wearin' an aTm lid and still gotten your ass kicked. Probably happens all the time. At least it does every time you log in here....

BTW, were the Good Ol' Boys playing there that night?

T1B

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