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My sister Wendy has a photo where she is looking slightly to the left. As though something is going on over there! I guess something happened over to the left that made everybody happy! Except my sister is cross-eyed, so she can’t quite pull it off. One eye is right-on
Terry in Crapchester wrote:When it comes to women's tits, there's no such thing as too big.
Nonsense. Even you would gag at the unveiling of these nasty, oversized udders...
I believe in Terry's case it's more a matter of self-defense. If his enraged gorilla wife's arms were shorter than her tits, he might not get beaten quite as badly.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
Terry in Crapchester wrote:Not for me, there isn't.
Mind you, I'm talking strictly about tits. Now, there might be other parts on the woman's body that are a little too big.
IVO?
You married a blacvk woman right? You realize that usually the ratio of tit to booty is the opposite of what you just typed.
Dins, I'm curious. You hog so I'm thinking that many times you've been with a pig who has huge breasts. Does your revulsion stop you from fucking her or do you just do the deed and worry about personal preferences another time?
Terry in Crapchester wrote:When it comes to women's tits, there's no such thing as too big.
Nonsense. Even you would gag at the unveiling of these nasty, oversized udders...
I believe in Terry's case it's more a matter of self-defense. If his enraged gorilla wife's arms were shorter than her tits, he might not get beaten quite as badly.
mvs, I stumbled across a site recently that I think you might like: chimpout.com. I've been reading it for a few weeks and it has been very engrossing.
Invictus wrote:Does your revulsion stop you from fucking her or do you just do the deed and worry about personal preferences another time?
Standards are for guys who don't get laid.
Outstanding! I value your insight into these things. Now, the below woman:
is she beyond penile redemption?
Recently, a woman who has gone through a gastric bypass has told someone that she is interested in me. While the thought of easy, insecure pussy intrigues me, the thought of the horrors that await me when she removes her clothes makes my penis cry and yell at me. Fat is one thing but how do you deal with post surgery scars/bodies? I'd rather jerk off personally but she lives almost an hour and a half away and is as country as a chicken coup (thank you Ordell Robey) so I'm tempted to buy two 40s and reach out to her.
Invictus wrote:mvs, I stumbled across a site recently that I think you might like: chimpout.com. I've been reading it for a few weeks and it has been very engrossing.
Yes, I am familiar with their work charting important social trends.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
While standards are indeed for guys who don't get laid, the above example pushes the bounds of hogging.
I'll occasionally throw my hat in the ring with the standard-bearing celebates, on special occasions.
As far as your surgically altered doughgirl, I say "go for it." While the scars may not be the most appealing attribute... that's where the booze comes into play... it allows you to think outside the box... turn that liability iunto an asset -- push the sides of that scar into a trench/furrow, slap the hogging stick in there, and hack away til you splatter that sheeeot.
Dinsdale wrote:While standards are indeed for guys who don't get laid, the above example pushes the bounds of hogging.
I'll occasionally throw my hat in the ring with the standard-bearing celebates, on special occasions.
As far as your surgically altered doughgirl, I say "go for it." While the scars may not be the most appealing attribute... that's where the booze comes into play... it allows you to think outside the box... turn that liability iunto an asset -- push the sides of that scar into a trench/furrow, slap the hogging stick in there, and hack away til you splatter that sheeeot.
Just my humble opinion.
Surely a self proclaimed cocksman like yourself has some standards...? No ?
Nothing wrong with laying it to some gal who is a bit over weight, as long as she don't do no head trips, you know, you fucked me therefore you love me pure and simple, jump on and blast a load or two and be gone.
Derron
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Dinsdale wrote:As far as your surgically altered doughgirl, I say "go for it." While the scars may not be the most appealing attribute... that's where the booze comes into play... it allows you to think outside the box... turn that liability iunto an asset -- push the sides of that scar into a trench/furrow, slap the hogging stick in there, and hack away til you splatter that sheeeot.
Just my humble opinion.
Have you been to my house?
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