Stay classy, SEC coaches!

[M Club]

M club, it was pretty widely know that Oakland wanted the rest of the country to recognize Ebonics as a language. They even wanted it taught as a language in other parts of the country to validate their position.

oh, you're talking about a dialect that arose in the eastern and southern united states, not california. and pity the wretched school board for acknowledging something linguists already do. fairly certain they were advocating ebonics as the basis for bilingual education, not as a substitute for SAE.

[Left Seater]

Whatever.

I'm sure you will tell me I am wrong about "valley" also. Prolly came out of the Ozarks or something too.

[M Club]

of course, whatever. you say something fundamentally at odds with, say, reality, and then eject.

i don't know much about valley, but please, do tell me about the origins of ebonics.

[Left Seater]

Again whatever. Most of the country thinks of Oakland when they hear Ebonics. If you know we are wrong, great. I stand corrected.

The greater point still holds, I don't think CA has much to stand on when calling out another region based on slang.

[SoCalTrjn]

M club, it was pretty widely know that Oakland wanted the rest of the country to recognize Ebonics as a language. They even wanted it taught as a language in other parts of the country to validate their position.

SoCal, you may differentiate between NoCal and SoCal, but to the vast majority of us it is still one big messed up state.

yeah, and to us you Texans are all cow fucking, fat assed cow boy, truck drivers who married your cousin and have 2 mongoloid kids wearing shirts that say "dont mess with texas"
Dallas is completely different than El Paso

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Most of the country thinks of Oakland when they hear Ebonics.

Really? I harken back to interviews before the LSU/Bama game(s).

[Left Seater]

yeah, and to us you Texans are all cow fucking, fat assed cow boy, truck drivers who married your cousin and have 2 mongoloid kids wearing shirts that say "dont mess with texas"
Dallas is completely different than El Paso

Please, please, please, spread that message every day. Put it on TV, radio, billboards, everywhere. Maybe that mischaracterization will keep your fellow Cali residents from moving here.

[M2]

The "trust fund boy" from tejas ... has been hammered into submission due to his lack of knowledge.

If he "actually" went to Rice... he would know where the African American dialect came from.

[SoCalTrjn]

yeah, and to us you Texans are all cow fucking, fat assed cow boy, truck drivers who married your cousin and have 2 mongoloid kids wearing shirts that say "dont mess with texas"
Dallas is completely different than El Paso

Please, please, please, spread that message every day. Put it on TV, radio, billboards, everywhere. Maybe that mischaracterization will keep your fellow Cali residents from moving here.

if you fucktards didnt make it so cheap the California people wouldnt move there, same with the whiny fucks in Oregon and Washington and Idaho, where my family and my wifes family has been retiring to.

California is such a shitty place but it costs so much to live here. Mercedes must make shitty cars too by that logic

[Terry in Crapchester]

I would much rather hear y'all than yous'guys

Nobody says yous' guys. It's either youse (usually confined to NYC and surrounding areas) or you guys. I pretty much either say you guys or you (which is, after all, the accepted plural of you).

And sorry to burst your bubble, but Southern accents do discriminate on the basis of gender. A woman with a Southern accent sounds hot. A dude with a Southern accent sounds stupid. Sayin'.

[Goober McTuber]

Got some insight today about the coaches meeting at B1G Friday (courtesy of Off Tackle Empire)

Nice read.

They're just pissed off that I recruited better in 8 weeks than they have in the history of motherfucking ever.

Bwahaha...

Not sure what Bielema’s beef is. It’s not like he hasn’t flipped a player or three the past couple of years. Some of the local talking heads think there’s more to it with Meyer than flipping ten recruits since he got to tOSU, but I’ve seen no evidence. And Alvarez says Meyer’s done nothing wrong.

But Bielema shouldn’t get heat for only signing 12 players. He only has about 13 schollies this year because he signed a lot the previous two years. Hopefully that translates to experience and depth the next couple of years.

[Left Seater]

if you fucktards didnt make it so cheap the California people wouldnt move there, same with the whiny fucks in Oregon and Washington and Idaho, where my family and my wifes family has been retiring to.

California is such a shitty place but it costs so much to live here. Mercedes must make shitty cars too by that logic

Keep getting it backwards genius. We don't make it cheap, you just keep over inflating prices. You know that housing bubble that popped a few years ago and then was followed by a correction. Funny thing, we didn't have much of one here. Our home values weren't grossly over stated.

That whole Mercedes take fits with CA too, outward appearance counts for much.



Hey M2, jealous much?

No trust fund here, just a lot of hard work. My parents had life insurance, but that paid off their house and gave my mom a cushion since she was suddenly a single mom on a single income with two boys. We would have been much better off had my dad not been killed.

[Python]

he was not alone.

So you say Honey Badger? OK, link me up. And the other is "some guy". Got it.

[Van]

They were both video clips I saw on Sportscenter, so I can't link you up. Oh, and the third one wasn't just "some guy," he was one of your mushmouthed cave trolls.

Try to follow along.

[Python]

That's what I thought.

[M Club]

Again whatever. Most of the country thinks of Oakland when they hear Ebonics. If you know we are wrong, great. I stand corrected.

Most of the country doesn't know of Moldova. Suppose that means it doesn't exist, or whatever.

I'm pretty sure most of the country thinks of ignorant black folk when they hear ebonics (without noting the curiosity that a ebonics speaker in new york is following the same grammatical rules as an ebonics speaker in LA...hmmmm) and would stare at you dumbfoundedly if you asked to explain the correlation between it and Oakland. Half of high school students can't find Canada on a map but "most of the country" going to remember some 18-year-old news story out of California?

Sort of amusing that a guy so disgusted by valley speak is as comfortable in his use of "whatever" as you are.

[Left Seater]

UNCLE!

The point wasn't that one area of the country speaks any better than another area. Rather, it was that each has their own uniqueness and it is damn near impossible to call out one area because your area has their own colloquialisms that sound just as foreign to everyone one else.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

WTF? Can Spray go a single post without referencing kiddo diddling? Seriously, seek help.

[Van]

That's what I thought.

Py, if you're accusing me of lying, well, fuck you.

[WolverineSteve]

Remember the CFB thread that turned into a bitchfest cat fight? Me either.

[M Club]

UNCLE!

The point wasn't that one area of the country speaks any better than another area. Rather, it was that each has their own uniqueness and it is damn near impossible to call out one area because your area has their own colloquialisms that sound just as foreign to everyone one else.

well, shit, that makes sense. every single part of the country is 80% white trash, the other 20% accounting for regional stereotypes. except the deep south, where dub tees account for a good 97% of the general population.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

WTF? Can Spray go a single post without referencing kiddo diddling? Seriously, seek help.

Oh no - some of you fuckers can rarely make it through a thread without referencing the "inbred hick from the south" shit. Jerry Sandusky branded your asses.

Besides - if you're not a part of the kiddie fucking system, why are you so defensive about it?

I don't think you know what defensive means.

What went from "Oh, just Spray being Spray" quickly turned to "Ok, this is getting fucking weird." We all know you don't have a clever bone in your body, which is why you result to shock humor, but seriously, cool it on that degenerative garbage.

[Goober McTuber]

WTF? Can Spray go a single post without referencing kiddo diddling? Seriously, seek help.

Oh no - some of you fuckers can rarely make it through a thread without referencing the "inbred hick from the south" shit. Jerry Sandusky branded your asses.

Besides - if you're not a part of the kiddie fucking system, why are you so defensive about it?

I don't think you know what defensive means.

Hey, ease up. Spray is SEC, not Big 12.

[SoCalTrjn]

I would much rather hear y'all than yous'guys

Nobody says yous' guys. It's either youse (usually confined to NYC and surrounding areas) or you guys. I pretty much either say you guys or you (which is, after all, the accepted plural of you).

And sorry to burst your bubble, but Southern accents do discriminate on the basis of gender. A woman with a Southern accent sounds hot. A dude with a Southern accent sounds stupid. Sayin'.

first thing any of you French have ever said that I agree with

[SoCalTrjn]

Again whatever. Most of the country thinks of Oakland when they hear Ebonics. If you know we are wrong, great. I stand corrected.

Most of the country doesn't know of Moldova. Suppose that means it doesn't exist, or whatever.

I'm pretty sure most of the country thinks of ignorant black folk when they hear ebonics (without noting the curiosity that a ebonics speaker in new york is following the same grammatical rules as an ebonics speaker in LA...hmmmm) and would stare at you dumbfoundedly if you asked to explain the correlation between it and Oakland. Half of high school students can't find Canada on a map but "most of the country" going to remember some 18-year-old news story out of California?

Sort of amusing that a guy so disgusted by valley speak is as comfortable in his use of "whatever" as you are.

They dont speak ebonics in LA, they speak Spanglish

[Python]

Py, if you're accusing me of lying, well, fuck you.

I'm not accusing you of anything. Just saying you're wrong. Quit being so emotional.

[Terry in Crapchester]

your area has their own colloquialisms that sound just as foreign to everyone one else.

Is that another one of those foreign-sounding colloquialisms?

[Van]

Py, if you're accusing me of lying, well, fuck you.

I'm not accusing you of anything. Just saying you're wrong. Quit being so emotional.

How could I be "wrong" without lying? What, were my eyes and ears playing tricks on me, and that really wasn't Honey Badger and one other LSU player I saw spouting the "greatest team ever if we beat Bama" spiel on ESPN?

[Left Seater]

your area has their own colloquialisms that sound just as foreign to everyone one else.

Is that another one of those foreign-sounding colloquialisms?

No, not trying to start a trend, just my on going battle with apple and auto correct.