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- Crack Whore
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Hi I'm new here.
I was cool here once.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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No fukking way!
If this really is you, tell us about your neighbor and his dogs.
If this really is you, tell us about your neighbor and his dogs.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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You have me confused with someone else.
My name is Tony. Sexaholic. One day sober. I was living with my gf in Peoria. We had met on facebook and gave living together a shot. We were together a total of six months. Her 22 year old daughter disclosed to me (a sex addict) that she had nude self portraits on her flip phone. My gf was upset because the house was filthy (her daughter is a slob) so I saw the phone. Before I knew it, I was zipping through those pix looking for the naughty ones. The gf got real pissed so I put the phone down. But it was too late. She kicked me out of her house. Had I known I would lose her in all this, I would NEVER have picked up that damn phone. But this is what Sex Addiction does. It cripples and it destroys relationships. Now, I just want her back..
I just like to get that out in the open, because I am in recovery I like to talk about it.
My name is Tony. Sexaholic. One day sober. I was living with my gf in Peoria. We had met on facebook and gave living together a shot. We were together a total of six months. Her 22 year old daughter disclosed to me (a sex addict) that she had nude self portraits on her flip phone. My gf was upset because the house was filthy (her daughter is a slob) so I saw the phone. Before I knew it, I was zipping through those pix looking for the naughty ones. The gf got real pissed so I put the phone down. But it was too late. She kicked me out of her house. Had I known I would lose her in all this, I would NEVER have picked up that damn phone. But this is what Sex Addiction does. It cripples and it destroys relationships. Now, I just want her back..
I just like to get that out in the open, because I am in recovery I like to talk about it.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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Ever wondered how a semi-literate, male bradhusker might seem?
Now you know.
Now you know.
Joe Satriani is a mime, right? - 88
Show me your dicks. - trev
Show me your dicks. - trev
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I was hoping for a return of filthy mcnastie. Instead, we get filthy mcshittroll. :(
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
- Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Katy/Perk
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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no, Im new here. My name is Tony and I'm a sexaholic. So wipe your snatch with a piece of bread and fix me a sammich.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
- Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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I want to run
I want to hide
I want to tear down the walls
That hold me inside
I want to reach out
And touch the flame
Where the streets have no name
I want to hide
I want to tear down the walls
That hold me inside
I want to reach out
And touch the flame
Where the streets have no name
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Filthy Manners wrote:I was cool here once.
Filthy Manners wrote:no, Im new here.
Not off to a very good start. Let's just call it a wrap at 3 posts, OK?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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What can I say. I dont know whether I am cumming or finished. BTW, if I jacked off to your picture would you lick it up immediately or afterwards?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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Another shit troll...great..fuck off now and don't return.
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You guys are horrible at being the welcoming committee. Now get in line to blow me. I need to be released.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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I recognize this brand of shit troll.Filthy Manners wrote:I need to be released.
why is my neighborhood on fire
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Bizzarofelice wrote:I recognize this brand of shit troll.Filthy Manners wrote:I need to be released.
Looked in the mirror did you? Well good for you!
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
I recognize this brand of shit troll.
Looked in the mirror did you? Well good for you![/quote]
I think we've narrowed down the geographical region.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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great work detective> I will bake you a cookie, one that has my own special ingredient. Imma gonna have to jack off first though. Hope I still have enough in me, the recipe calls for a quarter of a cup. Fuck it, I will just get some of the guys to help fill it up.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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Mgo or R-Jack should be along shortly to take out the garbage.
Joe Satriani is a mime, right? - 88
Show me your dicks. - trev
Show me your dicks. - trev
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Not until AP accuses either of us of owning the troll.Van wrote:Mgo or R-Jack should be along shortly to take out the garbage.
Be patient.
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I'm sure your mods have an excel spreadsheet of all the IP addys in here. I assure you I am not a troll.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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Shut up troll.
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ftfy. ncToddowen wrote:Dinsdale wrote:
I think we've narrowed down the geographical region.
East or west of the Missouri, give or take a couple of miles?
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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*Whew!
Scott and I are in the clear, as we both live south of it....
Scott and I are in the clear, as we both live south of it....
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So I was right on the money wasnt I about your spreadsheetsR-Jack wrote:Shut up troll.
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Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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What would it take to get you to never post here again?Filthy Manners wrote:How long did it take you to figure out I have never posted here before?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I dunno, whatcha got?Goober McTuber wrote:What would it take to get you to never post here again?Filthy Manners wrote:How long did it take you to figure out I have never posted here before?
Giving me crunchy used condoms out of your wifes purse wont work either.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
- Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Please...most of us are still mourning Diogenes' (fake) death.
Can we cut the jokes?
:(
Can we cut the jokes?
:(
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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No doubt a complete coincidence that the appearance of this shit troll heralded the reappearance of on an old shit troll (SG's Son) which somehow dodged the chopping block last time around.Martyred wrote:Katy/Perk
Time for the resident jizz mopping admin to clock in and take care of business.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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You are very narrow minded. I think RJack already cross referenced my IP addy against his spreadsheet.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
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technically, I live north and east of it, so guess I'm busted.Truman wrote:*Whew!
Scott and I are in the clear, as we both live south of it....
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How about the fresh juicy ones?Filthy Manners wrote:I dunno, whatcha got?Goober McTuber wrote:What would it take to get you to never post here again?Filthy Manners wrote:How long did it take you to figure out I have never posted here before?
Giving me crunchy used condoms out of your wifes purse wont work either.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Hi Katy.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hi Katy.
Dude, I already said "Hi".
![Rolling Eyes :meds:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
You could have at least offered her a Capri Sun.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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FTFYMgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:HiBye Katy.
chop, chop
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Guys don't talk like this. This is either a girl or a Mormon who is new to foul language.Filthy Manners wrote:I will bake you a cookie, one that has my own special ingredient. Imma gonna have to jack off first though. Hope I still have enough in me
why is my neighborhood on fire
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Nope. This shit troll is so bad I wouldn't accuse the other 10 of us that post here of stooping to new lows.R-Jack wrote:Not until AP accuses either of us of owning the troll.Van wrote:Mgo or R-Jack should be along shortly to take out the garbage.
Be patient.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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I'm genuinely insulted. Of course, I don't troll, but assuming I did, I would never concoct something so vapid.Papa Willie wrote:Another Mgo/Screwey troll. :yawn:
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: I don't troll, but assuming I did, I would never concoct something so vapid.
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Or when we compare blood sugar levels.Papa Willie wrote:I'm unique when I use a proxy. :DKC Scott wrote:Nope - it's a unique IP userPapa Willie wrote:Another Mgo/Screwey troll. :yawn:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim