I'm just trying to wrap my head around something a reatard Facebook fliend shared. From what I gathered a friend of a friends ex husband killed her cat.
Funny enough? Well, to quote me, It gets better.
I guess she took the time to put together the most adorable card possible to out him as a cat killer.
I'm speechless for the most part on this one. Just wanted to share. Turn it into a caption thread if you want. Mvscal can throw in some racial jokes in there. Wags can use this a jump off point to whine like a faggot about the death pool. I turn this thread and picture over to the masses.
Sudden Sam wrote:Actually I hope someone throws him out of a third floor window.
+1
There are two things that will get my son in dire trouble with me, not showing his mother the respect she deserves and doing anything that would hurt a defenseless animal.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
Actually I hope someone throws him out of a third floor window.
just let Marcellus Wallace know dude gave his wife a foot massage
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
Sudden Sam wrote:
Actually I hope someone throws him out of a third floor window.
just let Marcellus Wallace know dude gave his wife a foot massage
Fukkin rack.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
too bad nobody threw your keyboard out a 10 story window
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
Cuda, while I've always enjoyed Py's posts as much as the next guy, your utter nutsacking of Py, RJ and mvscal has become downright disturbing.
Look, ask bradhusker, he'll tell you. A dude's balls need room to breathe, which I would've thought was a lesson Valvenis should've taught you lo those many years ago when you first latched onto hairy scrotum as a means of forging your identity on these boards.
But hey, please, go ahead, enthrall us again with another of your "clicktalker" enemas. It just gets funnier and funnier every time, so you go, girl.
the keyboard comment came from the heart, van. your words are hurtful
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
Animal cruelty is one of the lowest of the lows. And it is documented that many serial killers began by torturing or killing animals. I don't see anything wrong with outing this guy on facebook or other places. There is no justifying him and he really should face criminal charges.
BSmack wrote: he tested out his cyanide capsules on Blondi.
so that's why she hasn't been posting lately
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
88 wrote:I thought cats could survive falls from that height. Then again, I've never bothered to check after I've chucked one. So maybe I'm wrong about that.
Apparently they do better from higher up.
Really.
(maybe 3 floors is the "sweet spot" for getting rid of kitty)
Cat Falls 19 Floors, Lands Purrfectly
A woman in Boston saw something white fall past her second floor window Wednesday afternoon "and ran to see what it was," according to the Boston Globe.
Turns out it was Sugar the cat, who had plunged to the ground from an apartment on the 19th floor.
Don't panic, everyone. Sugar is OK. Just some bruising of her lungs, according to the Animal Rescue League of Boston.
It helped, according to the Globe, that Sugar landed "on a soft patch of grass and mulch."
But as ABC News' 20/20 has explained, there's also been research done that indicates a cat may be better off falling from a high place than a relatively low one. It's called "high rise syndrome."
"Apparently," 20/20 reported, "cats that fall farther are able to spread their bodies like feline parachutes to slow themselves down." Then they land, of course, on their feet.
Want to see how a cat falls, in slow motion, and learn more about high rise syndrome? Check this video from National Geographic
