Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Dins has a wife
Never been married.
to whom he is absolutely faithful to a fault
Certainly would be if I was married... but I'm not.
a full-time job
My workload varies, sometimes short hours, sometimes long weeks. Wage is pretty deece, so I roll with it.
Off to the coast today for work soon. Spring break should be rather inauspicious at the beach, with a round of storms due in. The LC will still be partying, I'm sure.
2.5 kids
None that I scratch a check for every month, anyway. How does one have 0.5 kids, anyway? Not thorough with the coathanger?
a minivan
Same old beater Chev truck I've had forever... kind of on its last legs these days. Wouldn't mind a minivan, really -- pile all sorts of junk in one, and sleep in it on fishing trips.
a dog
No pets since the ancient old cats finally croaked. More fucking rodents running around since their demise.
a white house with a picket fence on a corner lot
Green, hedge around the front, completely fenced in back, since...
tucked away in a quiet, leafy U&L suburb
It backs up to a strip mall on an extremely busy business hiway, with plenty of tweekers running about.
And I'd be interested to hear of a burb around here that isn't "leafy."
he has never ingested any mood-altering chemical substance in his entire life.
Oh, I certainly have.
And in real life, he is humble to a fault.
To a pretty large extent, yeah. Hate to burst your bubble, but I appreciate that you care so much.
