BWA!

[Dinsdale]

Morris Claiborne racked up a whopping 4 on his Wonderlic.

No, that's not a result of my crappy laptop keyboard missing a keystroke.

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Vince Young thinks he's none too bright.

[Van]

Glass dicking M2...

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[Dinsdale]

Is it really a knock to have not perused every M2post?

[Van]

Not at all. Just alerting you to the fact that it was already posted.

[Dinsdale]

If a tree falls in the forest... ?

[Dinsdale]

As far as the Wonderlic -- Frank Gore dropped a 6 (which I believe is average for a 'Caine).

Matt Leinert was 48 or something.

And Ryan Leaf scored a very respectful 27.

[Dinsdale]

No, he doesn't.

First, I'd take poverty with intelligence before I'd want to be a fucking idiot with money.

Speaks to your priorities, obviously.

And 75% of NFL players are bankrupt within 4 years of retirement. I'm guessing that figure is much higher for 4-scorers.

Who has the BODE when he's living on the street?

[Dinsdale]

First, I'd take poverty with intelligence before I'd want to be a fucking idiot with money.

and yet you're both poor and stupid.

Fat can't be too far off

Where do you live again?

It really must be something in the water.

[Van]

Of course I'd rather have Claiborne's near-future income and lifestyle, but let's check back in with the guy roughly five years beyond his final NFL contract. The odds are pretty strong that he won't have a damn thing to show for his wealth except a BK due to past-due child-support payments.

[Dinsdale]

Something about "a fool and his money are soon parted" or something.

[Van]

Money is here today, gone tomorrow. Baby mamas with their hands out are forever.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

First, I'd take poverty with intelligence before I'd want to be a fucking idiot with money.

If you haven't figured out how to rise above poverty, you probably aren't all that intelligent. And what's the point of all that intelligence if you have nothing to show for it?

Hell, this guy could go bankrupt in 5 years after football, but at least he'll get to go on a wild ride full of banging ridiculously hot chicks that most of us will never experience.

And before you begin your "Do you know who I am?" retort, note I said HOT chicks.

[Left Seater]

I would bet that most trying to get each question wrong would still get more than 4 correct.

[Dinsdale]

And before you begin your "Do you know who I am?" retort, note I said HOT chicks.

Huh? Do you know who I am?

Sin,
Alcohol

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Touche.

[R-Jack]

Frank Gore dropped a 6

Not really shocking. His face has a permanent look of someone who is trying to read a hard word.

[Van]