Vicodin-induced fwiw thoughts...

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:12 pm

I would love to see mvscal thoroughly baked.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:16 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Pot was never my cup of tea. Still isn't.

Why do I get the feeling that tea is strictly your cup of tea?

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:49 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Pot was never my cup of tea. Still isn't.
Why do I get the feeling that tea is strictly your cup of tea?

Pinky and all?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:06 am

Van wrote:Wags has me a little worried, and I'm not joking. Between his health issues and his drinking I'm worried that he's not a happy guy these days. I don't know what's bothering him, but I sure do get the feeling that something is bothering him.

aw shucks, I made a list.

You're right, I'm not happy. Having come to the realization that I simply can't drink another beer w/o my pancreas raising utter hell is a sobering and depressing thought. I love my beer. But it's something I'm going to have to learn to accept because I'd rather be dead than feel the way I've felt for the past week.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:04 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Why do I get the feeling that tea is strictly your cup of tea?

Does diet raspberry Snapple count? If so, yes. I live on the shit.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:28 am

Van wrote:In terms of making you loopy aren't they both supposed to do the same thing, only with the opiates being stronger?

the reefer that's out there now ain't that old messican dirt weed....the stuff that's coming out of hydroponics is off the hook in terms of strength....a few years back I partook some of this...

most potent I ever had-truly one hit wonder

trev wrote:Is there anyone here that doesn't smoke pot besides myself and Van?

gave up buying it a few years back, but if it comes around I won't turn it down.....

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:16 am

Felix wrote:

White Widow...sweet.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:34 am

Van wrote:Sam, I have no idea how that Diego deal started. I know he denies it, and I've yet to hear how it all began. I just know it's really ugly and people oughtta drop it.

It started many years ago (obviously) when TfD used a script program to make it appear that I was in several pedo-themed rooms while in smackchat. A few (BS, Zyclod, AP) decided to run with it.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:38 am

That White Widow pot plant looks diseased. Blech.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 4:09 am

Diego in Seattle wrote:
Van wrote:Sam, I have no idea how that Diego deal started. I know he denies it, and I've yet to hear how it all began. I just know it's really ugly and people oughtta drop it.
It started many years ago (obviously) when TfD used a script program to make it appear that I was in several pedo-themed rooms while in smackchat. A few (BS, Zyclod, AP) decided to run with it.

Not only are you a PEDO, but a certified liar. I had no knowledge of any script that you mention. Remember an Admin from the Jim Rome board named "The Artist" or "BT" on these boards? Yeah, that guy that you've personally met. If he's lurking on this board, mebbe he can remind everyone about your behavior towards his kids.

You and inkydave hung out together at that SoCal #2 Troll Stop and spent all of your time on the laptop. I'm guessing someone here has a pic of you 2 freaks that can be posted once again.

You remember the inkydave thing right? I was a witness to what he did to an underage child and then he later melted and was banned for something else that doesn't need repeating. Amazing you two got along so well and didn't join the rest of us in our excessive partying.

I've said this all along... although most of us rip on each other for fun or a release, I'm guessing 99% of us would get along off the boards. You and Dave were the 1% and I've said that over the years. Both of you were very creepy, kept to yourselves, and weren't social in the least. I'll bet comrade Marty has a pic to post of you 2 freaks to remind the newbies here.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 4:17 am

Yeah, except I was at that SoCal #2 troll stop, as was R-Jack. Diego was relatively quiet and mostly kept to himself, but he didn't seem the least bit unusual. He made the rounds and spoke with people.

Did he get shitfaced drunk? No. Is that a problem?

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 4:52 am

Van. Norco IS Vicodin...same opiate with less acetaminophen, which is a good thing...less damage to the liver.

Norcos have a 10-325 ratio vs. Vicodin having either 5-500, 7.5-500, 7.5-750, etc. A big second number is a no no...

Norcos with some white wine makes a nice buzz...but if you can't monitor yourself, you could go all Leaf...

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:04 am

Van wrote:
. I know the guy dislikes me, and it doesn't matter.

I don't dislike anyone here :? you can take exception to a post or ideas, but they all come from somewhere. Anything beyond that and it doesn't seem healthy or right. The days of people going to extra-ordinary lengths to get to people seem gone. The long timers are too savvy for it and the real, unhealthy loons burned bright, but never lasted long.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:21 am

Seer, I know they're essentially the same thing. Norco is basically stronger Vicodin with less acetaminophen, which is why I stated my surprise that Vicodin actually seems to have a more noticeable effect on me. With Susan it was the opposite. She built up such a tolerance to Vicodin that they became worthless to her. She had to go to the stronger Norco.

Phibes, when you joined Marty in saying I was lying about my first wife's death, yeah, that pretty much told me you dislike me. I'm kind of intuitive that way.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:50 am

Van wrote:Yeah, except I was at that SoCal #2 troll stop, as was R-Jack.

Just fucking stop. Was Miss C, magicat, BT, Y2K, reina, freeze, jessie the rookie, Smackie, TVO, ppanther, inkydave, pedo, jake, etc there at what you think is SoCal Troll Stop #2?

I've never met you nor R-Jack in person. So you have your facts fucked up. If inkydave wasn't there, you weren't at whatever you think was stop #2.

There has to be a time where you (Van) can just STFU. Nope, however you always have to chime in like an MgBl0w. No matter what the subject is, you clowns chime in thinking you are funny or smarter than everybody else.

To your credit, if I want to know about street motorcycles or fat black women, then I'll listen to you. It seems the California helmet law was put into effect after you've hit the pavement too many times.

There is board fodder and there is real life things where there are witnesses. Now, before you redefine stop #2, that was how it was marketted. Somebody made these black beer cups with all that were to be in attendance. It even has SFF on there and he clearly wasn't going to attend.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:57 pm

If you're so convinced he's a real pedo, why don't you report him?

But then you would have to change out of your shit-stained panties, wouldn't you?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:01 pm

Well, fine, I don't know the title of the one I went to. It was the one NoCal and Russ hosted. Was that #1, 2, 3? Dunno.

I do know that Diego was there, I spoke with him, and no one was talking any pedo garbage about him.

I also know that you're an unmitigated disaster. A stupid, drunken tranny who lives to stir shit across multiple boards, that's your resume. Zero credibility. A complete laughingstock who's among a small handful of the worst nontroll posters we've ever seen. No one takes a word you say seriously, and I can't recall the last thread you were in where you didn't get totally embarrassed.

Well, if you had any shame whatsoever, that is.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:11 pm

Ah. Another thread derailed by the gin-sottted, ADD-like vagaries of Achronic Drunk. Back on topic:

...Which brings us full circle to the author of this thread: Our very own erudite wordsmith, Van.

Part Edward R. Murrow, part Paul Harvey, the Vanster is renowned for his running monologues with solecistic and unlettered trolls, his dexterous and discerning commentary of the state of our Board, and his periodic whimsical and merry shout-out lists.

Armed with a desiccated, sardonic, and oft-archaic Dennis Miller-like humor that would leave even the likes of George Will scrambling for a dictionary, our savant etymologist also possesses the scything, scathing, hair-trigger wit of a Denis Leary when challenged.

Lest there be any confusion: Van disdains brevity as abject literary laziness. Why post one word where seven would suffice?

And that’s just when he’s sober. Like Tim Tebow, Van eschews the hippy lettuce and hard drink. Coincidence? I think not. Both are champions in their own realm.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:20 pm

First, I remember the Diego the Pedo evolution... it went down pretty much exactly how Diego said it did.

The Seer wrote:Van. Norco IS Vicodin...same opiate with less acetaminophen, which is a good thing...less damage to the liver.

Norcos have a 10-325 ratio vs. Vicodin having either 5-500, 7.5-500, 7.5-750, etc. A big second number is a no no...

Norcos with some white wine makes a nice buzz...but if you can't monitor yourself, you could go all Leaf...

All smack, all everything aside, those two things NEVER go together. When you come down with a liver disease, you learn theses things. That combo will literally take years off your life -- don't do it.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:30 pm

"solecistic"

Nice.

Truman, now, pray tell, how does one run a monologue when a second party—even if it's a troll—is responding? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe those are called 'discussions.'

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:44 pm

Dins, no worries. I shan't be trying any white wine or any other type of wine, with or without a Vicodin chaser.

Oh, and Truman...

Love Dennis Miller. So-so on Denis Leary. Cannot fucking believe you compared me to Paul Harvey. Kill me now.

While I work on coming up with someone for you, I have the perfect guy for Dins...

Ambassador Duke

Some people regard "Uncle" Duke, a rabid controlled-substances buff, as "the High Lord of Inner Space." But in fact he has a long record, some of it involving public service. Few writers at Rolling Stone have been able to move on to something as substantial as Governor of American Samoa, which led to a post as Ambassador to China. Following his triumph in Peking, Mr. Duke enjoyed a brief career as a laetrile farmer. After applying for jobs as President of Yale and head of ABC News, he made a name for himself as General Manager of the Washington Redskins. His experience packing heat led him to serve as a lobbyist for the NRA, followed by some sensitive work in Iran for Universal Petroleum. After bargaining for his life before a firing squad, Mr. Duke disappeared for l7 months, then surfaced as "the 53rd hostage." Upon release he settled down as a drug smuggler in Florida, a career cut short by an ill-fated sightseeing cruise to the Falklands War. Following his rescue from Matagorda Island, Duke became entangled in Hollywood politics, the John Delorean story, and a major cocaine bust.

Abruptly moving to Haiti, he opened the Baby Doc College of Offshore Medicine. Discovered more inert than usual one morning, he was pronounced dead, which led the St. Petersburg Times to run a full obituary. Fortunately it turned out that Duke was not dead, only zombified and sold into slavery. A friend noted, "Frankly, he could use the discipline." After losing his condom company to John Gotti over a bad loan, Duke took a much-deserved rest in Bellevue, returned to active duty as captain of the Trump Princess, then rescued his former translator and devoted love-slave Honey Huan from China.

Tapped by George Bush to serve as Maximum Proconsul in post-invasion Panama, he moved on to smuggle guns to the Kuwaiti resistance, then opened Club Scud, a popular wartime watering hole in Kuwait City. After working on David Duke's campaign, he moved into the "nonprofit" sector, opening Nothing But Orphans. One of his first charges, according to DNA test results, was a long-lost son, Earl. Abandoning the orphans and Ms. Huan, father and son lived in a trailer in Las Vegas, pursuing the gaming arts and trafficking in stolen Beanie Babies.

His stint as a key advisor to Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura led Duke to make a run at the White House. The "Duke2000 -- Whatever It Takes" campaign, headquartered in a motel in Coon Rapids, Minnesota, was a resounding failure, despite the efforts of campaign manager "Mini-D" and corporate sponsorships by heavy hitters Lipton Tea and Absolut Vodka. A successful business trafficking in stem cells was followed by a lucrative involvement in the messy fallout from the Enron scandal. As conflict with Iraq loomed, Duke made a return to government work, taking up a post as Viceroy-in-Waiting.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:26 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:I've never met you nor R-Jack in person.

That's too bad for ya, 'cause I'm pretty fucking awesome.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:09 pm

Got it.

Truman...

Brian: I'll be on the veranda since you're already on the cross.

Brian: Things can never go back to the way they were! Not after the way I was treated! Not after the things I've seen!
Chris: What did you see? Was it breasts?

Brian Griffin: She's a whiney little runt, isn't she?
[Lois gasps]
Brian Griffin: I said *runt*.

Brian Griffin: So I see you got a new receptionist. Nice little body on her, huh?
Therapist: That's my daughter.
Brian Griffin: Well, we could probably call this an early day, huh?

Peter: Look Brian! Theres a message in my Alphabits. It says "oooooooooooo."
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Lois Griffin: So how was your day?
Brian Griffin: [on drugs] My day? Un-freaking-believable! First we nailed this bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll! Her doll for god's sake!
[draws heavily on his cigarette then exhales]
Brian Griffin: Where's the line anymore? Well I got news for you... It's, it's not even on the radar screen! The days of decency and virtue are gone honey, BAM! It freaking evaporated like a dingy, stinky mud puddle! One day you... you see your reflection in it, and the next day it's a... it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway staring back at you, mocking you... Blah Blah Blah! Knowing the perverted truth will rot in the pit of your soul! That's how my freaking day was!

Brian Griffin: Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP?

Brian Griffin: You know, Peter, I hate to say "I told you so" about not being a genius, but... EEEYEAH! IN YOUR FUCKING FACE, FUCKWAD!... I'm... I'm sorry about that.

Stewie Griffin: What are we doing at the toy store?
Brian Griffin: I'm going to buy you another Rupert.
[takes a stuffed gorilla off the shelf]
Brian Griffin: This is cute and if we buy it, they save a real gorilla in the wild.
[looks closer at the tag]
Brian Griffin: And if we don't, they kill one. Boy, these guys are really playing hardball.

Brian Griffin: [Two torpedos have been fired at their U-Boat which are about to hit them] Uh oh. Hold onto something
Mort Goldman: Why isn't the time machine working?
Stewie Griffin: I swear to God Mort I will stuff you into the torpedo tube and crush you against the sea.

Stewie Griffin: [imitating Brian] I'm the dog! I'm well-read and have a diverse stock portfolio! But I'm not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them on the small braided rug near the door!
Brian Griffin: [imitating Stewie] I'm a pompous little Antichrist who will probably abandon my plans for world domination when I grow up and fall in love with a rough trick named Jim.

Brian: [as the Griffins watch "Happy Days" on television] Does that remote have a setting lower than 'mute'?

Woman In Bar: I think you've had enough to drink
Brian Griffin: [Obviously drunk] I, I think you're wrong you increasingly attractive looking woman.
Woman In Bar: [smiles obviously flattered]
Brian Griffin: You could be in magazines. You could. And not just Jugs or Creamsicle.
Woman In Bar: [Walks away in disgust]

Brian Griffin: [Slurred speech] I'm not drunk, I have a speech impediment.
[Vomits on the bar]
Brian Griffin: ... and a stomach virus.
[Falls off bar stool]
Brian Griffin: ... and an inner-ear infection.

[Brian has to take a drug test but has just smoked pot]
Brian Griffin: Quick, Stewie! I need your urine!
Stewie Griffin: [gasps, ecstatic] Really?

Jillian: [vomits]
Stewie Griffin: Good Lord, Brian, what was that?
Brian Griffin: Oh, that was just Jillian. She's got this eating disorder, she's bulimic.
Stewie Griffin: Woah, really?
Brian Griffin: Yeah, her hair's falling out, and yesterday she just lost a tooth.
Stewie Griffin: Really?
Brian Griffin: Yeah, but that purging just makes her look fabulous.
Brian Griffin: I mean, that's what the supermodels do, and let me tell you, some of them just look so good.
Jillian: [vomits again, but this time more violently]
Brian Griffin: Karen Carpenter overdid it, but I think Jillian's found a good balance

[discussing scenarios where abortion is acceptable]
Brian Griffin: What if it's rape?
Peter Griffin: Well she shouldn't have asked me for directions.
Brian Griffin: What?

Peter Griffin: I can't believe she went ahead and did it, after I specifically told her how I felt.
Brian Griffin: Well clearly she believed it was within her right to...
[begins sniffing the air]
Brian Griffin: Lois just peed on something.
[Quagmire pops through the window]
Glen Quagmire: Hey Brian, you picking up on that?
Brian Griffin: Yep.

Lois Griffin: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter Griffin: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian Griffin: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup
Peter Griffin: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian Griffin: That's Street Fighter.
Peter Griffin: Red, blue, green.
Brian Griffin: Those are colors
[everyone at the Table stares at him, then... ]
Peter Griffin: You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.

Brian: Lesbians and deaf women wear the same clothes.

[Brian has died and gone to heaven where he sits in a booth having drinks with some new friends]
Brian Griffin: Wow, look at me! Hanging out drinking with Ernest Hemingway, Van Gogh and Kurt Cobain. Still, it feels like we all got here a little earlier than we should have.
Ernest Hemingway: Yeah, well, I finally collapsed under the weight of my own genius and shot myself.
Vincent Van Gogh: I could not reconcile my passion with the way people around me were living so I shot myself.
Kurt Cobain: I hated the thought of my music becoming part of some bland corporate mechanism so I shot myself.
Brian Griffin: [sheepish] Yeah I, uh... I got into the garbage and ate some chocolate.

Brian: [mistaking a police scanner for a normal radio, during a crime report] Is it just me, or is rap music just getting lazier?

Brian Griffin: [Quagmire is planning a cross-country sex trip and has put up a sign on the side of his Winebego] Hey Quagmire, isn't there an "o" in "country"?

[a dog comes up to Brian and sniffs his ass]
Brian: Do I know you?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:50 pm

I've been having problems with numbness in my arm and was told that it was due to cervical radiculopathy - basically a pinched nerve coming from my C5-C6 vertabrae. The doctor prescribed something called gabapentin, which was originally an anti-siezure drug for epileptics but is now also used for neuropathic pain. I've been using it for about a week and a half. The instances of when the numbness comes on have decreased, but it doesn't seem like the numbness itself has decreased in intensity when it does come on. The gabapentin seems to induce a sort of mild but pleasant euphoria, though.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:37 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:I've been having problems with numbness in my arm and was told that it was due to cervical radiculopathy - basically a pinched nerve coming from my C5-C6 vertabrae. The doctor prescribed something called gabapentin, which was originally an anti-siezure drug for epileptics but is now also used for neuropathic pain. I've been using it for about a week and a half. The instances of when the numbness comes on have decreased, but it doesn't seem like the numbness itself has decreased in intensity when it does come on. The gabapentin seems to induce a sort of mild but pleasant euphoria, though.

You sure that's not "Fullofpoopitus"?

After today's dinner you're probably not too far off.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:06 am

Van wrote: that pretty much told me you dislike me. I'm kind of intuitive that way.

At the risk of belabouring a point, I took exception to a tact.
Personalising anything on a messageboard is a bad idea, I know that. Back inna day before scientific socialism became my primary focus, I was hitting the weights, runnin' smack, slapping tards and laying waste to smack-offs. You couldn't count the number of notches in my belt, Sunny Jim.

Ever wonder how all the guys in the cooking forum got so fat? ME. I traumatised them, circa 2001.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:51 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Why do some people still put two spaces after a period?

It’s the King’s Engl...err...oh wait, no, that’s not it.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:17 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Why do some people still put two spaces after a period?

Force of habit. It's technically not wrong, but today's writing conventions generally favor the single space. I still use two spaces most of the time just because that's how I was taught back in the day of the typewriter (even though I never learned to type). Had to backspace a few times posting this to delete the second space.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:43 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Why do some people still put two spaces after a period?
Force of habit. It's technically not wrong, but today's writing conventions generally favor the single space. I still use two spaces most of the time just because that's how I was taught back in the day of the typewriter (even though I never learned to type). Had to backspace a few times posting this to delete the second space.

Ditto. I wrote way too many papers on an electric typewriter and always double spaced after a period. Not sure why the MLA changed to single spacing. IMO, double spacing makes for a cleaner look.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:27 pm

BSmack wrote:Not sure why the MLA changed to single spacing.

Has to do with typewriters' monospaced typefaces (in which an "M" and an "i" take up the same amount of space) and today's proportionally spaced fonts. Two spaces, it was believed, made it easier to see where one sentence ended and the next began. Most typeset text, both before and after the typewriter, used a single space.

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:44 pm

Sudden Sam, although I believe it's unhealthly, I think pot should be legalized also. Alcohol is unhealthly (given the amount some drink) and it's legal. People seem to get prescription narcotics quite easily and get hooked and I think that is worse than pot.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:04 pm

And of course it took everyone's favorite rumormonger/inside infowhore/conspiracy theorist/multiple-board shit stirrer to dredge it back up.

Seriously, who else but AP would go to that card...and for what?

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:07 pm

Not a fan of the chronic, but have zero issue with those who partake. S'all good.

Shit makes me even dumber than what already comes naturally - though I'm of the mind that it might just make an L-Tard or brad post that much more readable. Who knows? Steady usage might even result in me single-spacing sentences between periods.

Simple case of a man knowing his limits. Kaysara, kaysara...

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:10 pm

trev wrote:Is there anyone here that doesn't smoke pot besides myself and Van?

Never had so much as a single puff. Haven't ever put a cancer stick in my mouth either. I don't see any situation where I would.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:21 pm

Y'all experts? I'd like to hear about it, potheads. Are you smoking this shit so's to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit.

I am reality.

There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is.

/s/

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:25 pm

Truman wrote:Kaysara, kaysara...

You did that on purpose.

:)

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:37 pm

For all intensive purposes...

Well, yes I did.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:39 pm

It was a roost by Tru.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:38 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:- Why do some people still put two spaces after a period?

Guilty as charged. I actually took a typing course in high school, back in the day before everyone had a computer. That's what we were taught to do. Old habits, and whatsuch . . .

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:54 am

Left Seater wrote:
trev wrote:Is there anyone here that doesn't smoke pot besides myself and Van?
Never had so much as a single puff. Haven't ever put a cancer stick in my mouth either. I don't see any situation where I would.

3st. Served four years in the Navy, they were really cracking down on the marijuana back then. Nowadays it's due to the fact that I have kids, and I don't want to be the "do as I say, not as I do" type. Kids see right through that. That said, I believe marijuana should be legalized, but not so that I can get my buzz on.

As for the cancer sticks, my dad had a near-fatal heart attack when I was 7, he was only 34, and it got blamed largely on smoking. He used to smoke like a chimney before that. I made a promise right then and there that I'd never touch those, and I kept the promise.