2011 Tax Rant

[Screw_Michigan]

Could you write one more check while you're at it? I need to get a crown in a few weeks.

[Dinsdale]

I believe personal income tax and corporate tax should be abolished. They'd be replaced by some combination of tariffs, excise, and value-added tax.

Pretty simple, really, yet people look at me like I'm from another planet when I bring this up (although it could just be coincidence that it's that moment they look at me like that).

Since when should we charge people a fee to merely earn a paycheck in this country?

And corporate taxes are the devil -- proven to not work, and creates a strong incentive to "export jobs" -- with the tariff/excise/value added setup, there's incentive to keep everything here at home.

Whatever numbers it takes to make it work... let's make it work.

[trev]

88, don't you feel all warm and fuzzy now that you paid that money? You are helping the poor, aren't you?

[Dinsdale]

Yeah, but if we buy into the democrat's class-warfare strategy and adopt the Buffet Rule, it'll take in an extra $4-5 BILLION a year... which just about covers the deficit that was racked up... yesterday.

[Wolfman]

My "fair share" for around $6,300 will be in the mail prior to midnight tonight. Was thinking of trying the Tim Geithner/Warren Buffet method and not paying, but I realize I won't get the same deal they do. Should be way less next year as I am no longer working.

[Derron]

This one will be short. I wrote all six checks tonight. The one to the IRS for 2011's balance due was the single largest check I've ever written in my entire life. I am going to bed because I have a headache. But I promise that the next motherfucker who says those earning more than $250,000 do not pay their fair share in my presence will be given one chance to take it back or find himself in need of extensive dental work. Rant over.

Be glad you made that much to pay taxes on. Plenty of others out there who would love to be in your shoes.

When I was in the consulting business, we had one client who we brought back from the brink, negative 6% to 4.9% positive in one year. Next year we had him up at almost 26% net profit on sales of 1.9 million. End of year, he then asks us what to do with the net profits

We told him to write a check to each one of us and that takes care of that problem.

[Screw_Michigan]

Be glad you made that much to pay taxes on. Plenty of others out there who would love to be in your shoes.

Wait...what? I didn't find that anywhere in the GOP Talking Point handbook. Is this the REAL Derron posting? Or just some bitchass imposter? Maybe tardhusker?

[Mikey]

My refund should be more than wolfman's "fair share."

Had to file the auto extension because I'm trying to figure out how to claim depreciation on a working interest in oil and gas producing properties.

Sin,
Mikey the ant-capitalist America hating socialist commie

[Derron]

Be glad you made that much to pay taxes on. Plenty of others out there who would love to be in your shoes.

Wait...what? I didn't find that anywhere in the GOP Talking Point handbook. Is this the REAL Derron posting? Or just some bitchass imposter? Maybe tardhusker?

Fuck you dead man.

Just because I am conservative, does not mean I hate paying taxes. Taxes are something that has to happen,for the good of society. It just had become so whored up that it becomes stupid in the way it works.

If you make enough money to pay taxes, the you did well. If you pay little or no taxes, your standard of living is probably not that high.

[Derron]

My refund should be more than wolfman's "fair share."

Had to file the auto extension because I'm trying to figure out how to claim depreciation on a working interest in oil and gas producing properties.

Sin,
Mikey the ant-capitalist America hating socialist commie

Nice job outing yourself as a closet conservative if you have an interest in oil and gas production.

[Mikey]

My refund should be more than wolfman's "fair share."

Had to file the auto extension because I'm trying to figure out how to claim depreciation on a working interest in oil and gas producing properties.

Sin,
Mikey the ant-capitalist America hating socialist commie

Nice job outing yourself as a closet conservative if you have an interest in oil and gas production.

Not really. The OL inherited it from her aunt.

I think they should ban all drilling, fracking and anything that increases production. The higher oil prices go the larger our little monthly windfall gets.

So...I can be an environmentalist and make money too. :twisted:

Algore got nothin' on usins.

[Derron]

Not really. The OL inherited it from her aunt.

Nice..you got your capital the old fashioned way..inheritance ...

I think they should ban all drilling, fracking and anything that increases production. The higher oil prices go the larger our little monthly windfall gets.

So...I can be an environmentalist and make money too. :twisted:

Algore got nothin' on usins.

Conservatives in a Democratic wrapper on the outside. Wrap it up so it looks good to the lib's an then go home and count the jack you made that day. Fuckin conservatives hiding in a democrats cloth.

[Diego in Seattle]

Be glad you made that much to pay taxes on. Plenty of others out there who would love to be in your shoes.

Wait...what? I didn't find that anywhere in the GOP Talking Point handbook. Is this the REAL Derron posting? Or just some bitchass imposter? Maybe tardhusker?

If you make enough money to pay taxes, the you did well. If you pay little or no taxes, your standard of living is probably not that high.

Haven't you heard? All the people who pay little or no taxes are living high on the hog with big screen tv's, Escalades, and bling!

Sincerely,
GOP

And 88....I'm sure it can't be that bad for you. You paid the 19% tax rate just like Romney (R-Plastic).....right?

[mvscal]

Haven't you heard? All the people who pay little or no taxes are living high on the hog with big screen tv's, Escalades, and bling on the forcibly confiscated wealth of other people!

Sincerely,
GOP

Fixed that for ya, you kiddy diddling fucktard.

[Diego in Seattle]

Haven't you heard? All the people who pay little or no taxes are living high on the hog with big screen tv's, Escalades, and bling on the forcibly confiscated wealth of other people!

Sincerely,
GOP

Fixed that for ya, you kiddy diddling fucktard.

Thanks for proving my point, inbred imbecile.

[XXXL]

Yesterdays check was too large and the tax man got over on my game.......

[Terry in Crapchester]

For those who really, really, really hate paying taxes . . .

there is an alternative.

Not quite sure it worked out all that well for the dude who renounced U.S. citizenship in favor of his dual Canadian citizenship, though. IIRC, Canucks pay a lot more income taxes than Americans do.

[Moving Sale]

But I promise that the next motherfucker who says those earning more than $250,000 do not pay their fair share in my presence will be given one chance to take it back or find himself in need of extensive dental work. Rant over.

Those earning more than $250,000 do not pay their fair share, and if you even try and pop me in the mouth your DNA deficient kids are going to be visiting you in the hospital next time they want to see your POS face.

[Derron]

and if you even try and pop me in the mouth your DNA deficient kids are going to be visiting you in the hospital next time they want to see your POS face.

How the fuck you going to reach that high ?? Get on a stool ? You will fall down when you draw back. Die when you do.

[Moving Sale]

Nice one trick you have there you miserable tard.

[Left Seater]

Those earning more than $250,000 do not pay their fair share

Please tell me what my fair share is then?

[Moving Sale]

I get it. Lawyers should not use the word "fair" in that context. In my (3rd Grade) defense, he used it first.
But to answer your question... circa 1999.

I'm gunna party like it's ....

[smackaholic]

I get it. Lawyers should not use the word "fair" in that context. In my (3rd Grade) defense, he used it first.
But to answer your question... circa 1999.

I'm gunna party like it's ....

I would be for a modest rise in tax rates IF it applied to everyone.

This means all the shlubs currently in the wagon would see their nominal rate go from 0 to 1%. And that ridiculous joke, the EITC goes away yesterday.

A better solution would be to establish a minimum 1% rate to get everyone into the pool and abolishment of ALL deductions.

Wanna to buy a "green" car?

Wanna carry a monster mortgage?

Wanna install fancy lightbulbs that take a week to attain full brightness?

Be my guest. Just don't ask me to subsidize it.

[Mikey]

Somebody's giving out tax breaks for lightbulbs?

I wish I knew that before, I could prolly cash in.