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Ted Nugent punked by the Army
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Nonsense.Derron wrote:Fucking pedophile.Goober McTuber wrote:When I was 30 years old, I was tapping an 18-year-old (we lived together for about a year). She was a fairly mature 18, I was a fairly immature 30. She was also drop-dead gorgeous. I was a part-time bartender in the tavern her dad owned. Those were some good times, and her old man was a good shit.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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You have no idea what a pedophile is do you?Derron wrote: pedophile.
Huh?This makes my 19 years dropping the hammer on a 17 year old about 200 times seem pretty tame.
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Yeah, and Ped Nugent had no clue how old she was when he was applying for legal guardianship.smackaholic wrote:A thirty year old rock and roll dude banging a 17 year old groupie is quite understandable. I seriously doubt that the roadie in charge of grouupie skank requesitioning is checking IDs.

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Does it make any difference if they are a midget like you, or do they have to be normal size ? Because fucking a midget would be fucking something the size of a child..does that make them a midgetophile?Moving Sale wrote:You have no idea what a pedophile is do you?Derron wrote: pedophile.
This makes my 19 years dropping the hammer on a 17 year old about 200 times seem pretty tame.
You are one dumb son of a bitch :? ..let me make it clearer for your midget size brain. I was fucking a 17 year old girl when I was 19. Understand now ?Huh?



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Goobs, if you were tapping an 18 year old hottie as a 30 year old, you got over. But, her old man wasn't a good shit, he was a dumb shit for sitting back and allowing you to use her as a cum rag.
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Got to consider that the words "tapping a hottie" and "Goobs" simply cannot be used in the same sentence or paragraph.smackaholic wrote:Goobs, if you were tapping an 18 year old hottie as a 30 year old, you got over. But, her old man wasn't a good shit, he was a dumb shit for sitting back and allowing you to use her as a cum rag.
She probably was a 250 pound skank who could not get fucked in the conventional manner. Goob's flashback probably resulted in new jerk material for him.
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And you would know this because...?Derron wrote:Got to consider that the words "tapping a hottie" and "Goobs" simply cannot be used in the same sentence or paragraph.smackaholic wrote:Goobs, if you were tapping an 18 year old hottie as a 30 year old, you got over. But, her old man wasn't a good shit, he was a dumb shit for sitting back and allowing you to use her as a cum rag.
smack, her old man knew she was a grownup and he couldn't control what she was going to do. He also knew that I would treat her decent. Last year her son and my grandson played against each other in little league.

Her kid's team beat my grandson's team in the league championship.

Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Someone please pull a Katy and delete Spray's account. TIA.
Bingo.
Nobody likes fat people.
What's your first impression when you have the unfortunate experience of rolling up on a "fatty" in public ???
a. "Wholly Shit"... how did that get out in public ?
b. "My god"... how the hell does it wipe its ass and is it feeding ?
c. "That must be a caregiver"... real friends don't push wheelchairs into the grocery store.
d. All of the above... in rapid fire.
Nobody likes fat people...

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does your grandson know about this? imagine playing the infield and running some 'yo momma' smack when this kid is at bat. the kid would either strike out or hit one out.Goober McTuber wrote:smack, her old man knew she was a grownup and he couldn't control what she was going to do. He also knew that I would treat her decent. Last year her son and my grandson played against each other in little league.![]()
Her kid's team beat my grandson's team in the league championship.
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Considering the maturity level on display on this board, at 60, you don't say.Goober McTuber wrote:I was a fairly immature 30.
Better enlist Schmick to coach your grandkid's team. He'll whip those kids into shape in no time. They'll be running until they puke. They won't lose again anytime soon.Last year her son and my grandson played against each other in little league.![]()
Her kid's team beat my grandson's team in the league championship.
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Your logorrheic harangues are brutally mind-numbing. That would be my point, if asked.LTS TRN 2 wrote:What's your point?
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I'll bet even Van's going to the dictionary on that blast!Smackie Chan wrote:.... logorrheic harangues....

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I hope he's able to do that. His conspicuous absence of late has me solicitous about his health.smackaholic wrote:I'll bet even Van's going to the dictionary on that blast!Smackie Chan wrote:.... logorrheic harangues....
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Why? "Van" has only one syllable.KC Scott wrote:^^^ You could just google the obits for sesquipedalian
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You revel in being a stupid tard don't you?Derron wrote: Does it make any difference if they are a midget like you, or do they have to be normal size ? Because fucking a midget would be fucking something the size of a child..does that make them a midgetophile?
Because you can't type in English?You are one dumb son of a bitch :? .
So what? Glory days much?I was fucking a 17 year old girl when I was 19.![]()
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