This kid just can't catch a break

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This kid just can't catch a break

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Took my daughter to the game last night, and Ankiel wished her happy birthday by coughing up another 0-4 performance. In other news, I guess we'll all get to find out how long you can slump in AA with a sub .100 average before the experiment is finally declared over.

Nuke needs to start breathing through his eyelids again, because there are too many defensive stars with howitzers roaming the minor league outfields for him to make a dent as an offensive liability. Unfortunately for Ankiel, most of them hit over .100, too.

At least he got to play on "name the mascot" night, though.
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