Dude on the right bought the farm. Dude on the left will have to take matters into his own hands for the time being.
PIERRE PART, La. (AP) — A cast member of the reality TV show "Swamp People" died Monday, a Louisiana sheriff said.
Assumption Parish Sheriff Mike Waguespack said Mitchell Guist was pronounced dead at a hospital. He had fallen while aboard his boat on the Intracoastal Waterway, near Pierre Part.
History, which produces the reality show with Original Media, said Guist would have turned 49 on Friday.
"We are extremely saddened to report that our friend and beloved member of the Swamp People family, Mitchell Guist, has passed away. ... Mitchell passed on the swamp, doing what he loved. We appreciate your respect for the Guist family's privacy and hope you join us in sending our thoughts and prayers to his brother, Glenn, and the rest of the Guist family," the network said in a statement.
Initial reports from deputies in neighboring St. Martin Parish are that Guist was traveling on the waterway around 9 a.m. when he fell, Waguespack said. The boat returned to a nearby landing in St. Martin and Guist was taken to a hospital. The cause of his fall is unclear, and there is no word yet on the official cause of death.
WAFB-TV reports 911 tapes were released later Monday, revealing the lengths people in the Belle River community went to try and revive Guist. Witnesses called the emergency response number and asked for ambulances or a helicopter.
"You say he's in cardiac arrest?" the dispatcher said on the call.
"Yes sir, we're blowing and pumping the guy's chest right now," the caller said. "It looks like he may have had a heart attack."
"Swamp People," on the History cable television channel, features residents of Louisiana's Atchafalaya swamp country during alligator hunting season.
P.S. This will raise the collective IQ of America almost as much as if suckaholic had kicked.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Think about being 21 and trying to hook up with other 21 year olds. Now think about hot 21 year old chicks. Would they want to fuck some guy who is 21, but looks like Justin Beiber 3 years ago without having the advantage of actually being famous?
Except now you're married, so it's utterly worthless. You're like an off-the-charts diabetic with an all-you-can-eat giftcard to your favorite decadent restaurant.
R-Jack wrote:Gotta be honest, it used to be a burden.
Think about being 21 and trying to hook up with other 21 year olds. Now think about hot 21 year old chicks. Would they want to fuck some guy who is 21, but looks like Justin Beiber 3 years ago without having the advantage of actually being famous?
Sure is much better for me now than it was then.
Story of my life. Just about everybody in my HS graduating class has some gray hair gracing their dome. Except me. Because I'm awesome like that.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
R-Jack wrote:Gotta be honest, it used to be a burden.
Think about being 21 and trying to hook up with other 21 year olds. Now think about hot 21 year old chicks. Would they want to fuck some guy who is 21, but looks like Justin Beiber 3 years ago without having the advantage of actually being famous?
You could still pass for Justin Bieber's younger brother. Sayin'.
As for me, I'm aging at a rate faster than you, but slower than shutyomouth, Smackie Chan, Greg Oden or that Swamp People dude. That works for me.
War Wagon wrote:The first time I click on one of your youtube links will be the first time.
Anyone who has watched that pair on the show knows dudes were smoking large quantities of something. They're pertty much a grown up cajun beavis and butthead. Glen's gonna need to get a new sidekick. I think Sam should audition.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
smackaholic wrote:Anyone who has watched that pair on the show knows dudes were smoking large quantities of something. They're pertty much a grown up cajun beavis and butthead. Glen's gonna need to get a new sidekick. I think Sam should audition.
I don't smoke.
Nor do I care to hang around swamps.
I suggest Luther audition.
Maybe Mace?
Luther and Mace aren't local. Prolly couldn't pull it off. You may not be in the swamp, but, you're pretty much next to it.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Papa Willie wrote:Dude - since I've shaved my head, everybody tells me I look a lot younger. White shit on your cranial area never does you much good when it comes to age theories.
Yeah, and 150 lbs of extra blubber around your waist never does you much good when it comes to longevity theories. Mix in a salad or three, fatso.
BTW, I have a thick, luxurious head of hair that looks best when shot with black and white film.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Papa Willie wrote:Just sorry to see that this is really eating into your shit-hole. :(
No...I'M sorry. When did I become such a bigot? Sheesh. I need a reality check. If you want to chase other dudes around, beg for pics, talk and think about cocks and assholes 24/7 that's your right god DAMNIT... who am I to judge? That's what our troops are fighting for! Our rights and freedoms!
Goober McTuber wrote:It's just that Mitchell's left hand doesn't look at all swollen, though Glenn's right hand does. You want to try again, you fucking moron?
Of course it's not swollen. It's obvious to anyone with even a hint of intelligence that I was commenting on the camera position which makes one hand look 50X bigger than the other. I suspect you probably did get that, but calling me a moron every last chance you get seems to be pretty high on your to do list.
Whatever. If it makes an old ankle biting coot happy, I'll play along.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
In fairness, it's difficult to tell when you're making an incredibly lame joke and when you really are just that stupid. I guess in this case it was the former.
"I'll bet he died from a swollen hand! Get it? Cuz the camera makes his hand look huge. HA!"
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
