Things that piss me off, and few things that make me smile..

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:27 pm

Left Seater wrote:Holding a door open for someone who thanks you.

Things that piss me off:

Dudes who hold the door open for you and expect to be thanked. Unless you're a hot chick with big tits, fuck off with the door-holding.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:13 am

holding a door open for somebody is just common courtesy, nothing to expect to be thanked for.

thanking somebody who holds a door open for you is also common courtesy, however.

So Magoo, when did you first notice your anti-social behavior?

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:17 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Holding a door open for someone who thanks you.
Things that piss me off:

Dudes who hold the door open for you and expect to be thanked. Unless you're a hot chick with big tits, fuck off with the door-holding.

QuikTrip > MgoBlue-LightSpecial

It’s an interesting dynamic, but for whatever reason, the two-way double doors that provide access to America's best convenience store also seems to bring out the very best in its patrons as well.

Crazy, but people will hold doors for folks halfway up the sidewalk. And rarely is such a courtesy not met without a smile or a thank you. Age, gender, color? Doesn’t seem to matter. QuikTrip brings out the best in humanity…

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:05 pm

Amen, Tru.

Big fan of QT, but about those double doors... why is it that so many people don't understand that you go in and out using the door on the right?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:46 pm

They're not teaching left vs. right in school anymore. It's not on the standardized tests.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:12 pm

War Wagon wrote:Amen, Tru.

Big fan of QT, but about those double doors... why is it that so many people don't understand that you go in and out using the door on the right?

Dunno, Wags, but those damn doors are a study in humanity. Nothing like it even comes close.

BTW, rack QT, their unsweetened black mango iced tea, and their summer-long $0.69 special. NOBODY does convenience stores better.

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:56 pm

atomicdad wrote:Things that piss me off,

Not much, life is too short to get pissed off about the constant barrage of dipshittedness from all the stupid people that seem to cross my path on a daily basis.

Things that make me smile,

Straddling a line in a parking space, effectively taking up two spaces then making eye contact and smiling at somebody as they are cussing me out inside their car as I go into the store to get some beer.

Going grocery shopping and getting a couple of pieces of fried chicken from the deli section and 24 ozer from the cooler and proceed to eat the chicken and drink the beer while shopping, then stashing the empties behind a jumbo pack of diapers before I go through the checkstand.

Not using my right hand turn signal when I approach the street I live on when I obviously see someone wanting to turn and they are waiting for me to pass by.

Telling lotto guy/gal holding up the line at the convenience that I appreciate there contribution to the idiot tax.

Pissing in the side yard outside my garage then occasionally hear the neighbors discussing why it always seems to smell foul in that one are of there flower garden.

Listening to Yankme fan whine about the unfariness of the interleague schedule "this" season.

Big titties trying to burst their way out of tops two sizes too small.

Getting kick-ass terms on my mortgage re-fi with rates at pretty much an all time low while lenders have tightened the reigns on giving out loans to any Tom, Ricardo, or LeQuesha

Real nice job outing youself as a juvenile jerk.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:04 am

Truman wrote:Dunno, Wags, but those damn doors are a study in humanity. Nothing like it even comes close.

I don't think too much can be gleaned from a two second interaction at an entry door. If somebody doesn't hold a door open for me, I might assume they're just in a hurry.

If you want a study in humanity, observe the way people treat their servers at restaurants.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:29 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:If you want a study in humanity, observe the way people treat their servers at restaurants.

Let's not, and say we did.

Sin,

H4ever

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:32 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Truman wrote:Dunno, Wags, but those damn doors are a study in humanity. Nothing like it even comes close.
I don't think too much can be gleaned from a two second interaction at an entry door. If somebody doesn't hold a door open for me, I might assume they're just in a hurry.

Actually, it can.

You folks don't have QT's up north. But at least a third of this Board posts within their footprint.

The very essence of human decency can be downright scary. Should the Doors ever come north... Well, you'll see.

Innate goodness lies in the soul of man. A "no shit" take, Blue.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:37 am

Truman wrote:Innate goodness lies in the soul of man.

I call bullshit.

~adad

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:08 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:If you're really capable, you worry about neither initially pulling through nor backing in. I just fucking park my car. Backing out, and generally negotiating parking lots, is not that complicated.

You simpletons in the Midwest sound like you're awfully courteous to each other. Good for you. Have you ever heard of the term... Masshole? Try driving in Boston and get back to me, Suzy.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:43 am

This is what you said and what I responded to:

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:You're a total broad. Real men back into a spot so they can just pull out when leaving <<insert your gay/sexual joke here.>>

Let me guess... you can't parallel park either.

That post didn't seem to imply that you back into parking spots because other drivers are discourteous.

You simpletons in the Midwest sound like you're awfully courteous to each other.

The Map of Dickheadedness goes something like this:

1) Easter coasters
2) West coasters
3) Midwesterners
4) Southerners

So I guess that puts us somewhere in the middle.

Try driving in Boston and get back to me, Suzy.

Can't be any worse than Chicago, where I used to get home around 7:30 p.m. and drove around for 30 minutes looking for any spot I could squeeze into on a busy city street in an over-populated north side neighborhood. Two inches between each bumper. Parking was war and people were dicks.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:37 am

I believe that story about as much as I believe your other story about the "liberal" couple you observed at Peter Luger's demanding that the waitstaff run over to Whole Foods for some leafy greens and tofu because they didn't go to a critically acclaimed steakhouse to order steak.

edit: I guess somebody took out the trash that was bradhusker's most recent ~~story~~ fabrication.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:48 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I believe that story about as much as I believe your other story about the "liberal" couple you observed at Peter Luger's demanding that the waitstaff run over to Whole Foods for some leafy greens and tofu because they didn't go to a critically acclaimed steakhouse to order steak.

edit: I guess somebody took out the trash that was bradhusker's most recent ~~story~~ fabrication.

Whats funny is that it was totally true. You dont believe it because your entire life is one big lie.
SO, when somebody like me comes along and has REAL LIFE issues to shed some light on? You cannot and will not understand, due to your inferior thoughts and envious nature.
My take on you is this, you are filled with envy, you "covet" what you cannot have, and, thoughts of inferiority have plagued you for much of your life.

That story of the Jew and his family was TRUE. He dis-respected a nice waitress due to his own self-loathing. The same self-loathing that I find present in you, which would allow you to delete another person's words.

Seek some therapy. I can help you, but I dont know if you can afford the 160 an hour rate.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:01 am

I didn't delete your post, you cock-snuggling nitwit. Had you an even remedial grasp of reading comprehension, that would have been apparent:

edit: I guess somebody took out the trash that was bradhusker's most recent ~~story~~ fabrication.

Just know that there are a lot of people here who want me to delete you. Consider every successful log-in attempt of yours a display of my monk-like tolerance and patience.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:18 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I didn't delete your post, you cock-snuggling nitwit. Had you an even remedial grasp of reading comprehension, that would have been apparent:

edit: I guess somebody took out the trash that was bradhusker's most recent ~~story~~ fabrication.
Just know that there are a lot of people here who want me to delete you. Consider every successful log-in attempt of yours a display of my ~~monk~~ Mengele-like ~~tolerance and patience~~ sadistic masochism.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:20 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I didn't delete your post, you cock-snuggling nitwit. Had you an even remedial grasp of reading comprehension, that would have been apparent:

edit: I guess somebody took out the trash that was bradhusker's most recent ~~story~~ fabrication.
Just know that there are a lot of people here who want me to delete you. Consider every successful log-in attempt of yours a display of my monk-like tolerance and patience.

so, let me get this straight, basically, you think my story of the jew liberal bastard treating his waitress like dogshit was a fabrication?

and, I do admire your monk-like tolerance, contrary to what you might think,

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:23 am

Van wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I didn't delete your post, you cock-snuggling nitwit. Had you an even remedial grasp of reading comprehension, that would have been apparent:

edit: I guess somebody took out the trash that was bradhusker's most recent ~~story~~ fabrication.
Just know that there are a lot of people here who want me to delete you. Consider every successful log-in attempt of yours a display of my ~~monk~~ Mengele-like ~~tolerance and patience~~ sadistic masochism.

Van, I like your comparison to Mengele and Goebbels, How fitting? Dont like a post? Just take a surgical knife and cut it out, even if its inside a woman's womb. I bet a lot of guys in here own "salo"

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:05 pm

And that's fine, Van, so long as you apply that same description to yourself, seeing as you respond to bradhusker posts a lot more than I do.

bradhusker wrote:so, let me get this straight, basically, you think my story of the jew liberal bastard treating his waitress like dogshit was a fabrication?

Yes.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:25 pm

Mgo, the difference is you have the ability to put an end to it. I don't. What you call a monk-like tolerance and patience I call sadistic torture. You know there's a steaming pile of shit stinking up a closed room, you know exactly where that steaming pile of shit is located, and rather than scoop it up and dump it in the trash where it belongs you allow it to linger even as its stench grows ever more virulent.

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:05 pm

Imus wrote:
Real nice job outing youself as a juvenile jerk.

:Fist-Pump:

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:40 pm

Van wrote:Mgo, the difference is you have the ability to put an end to it. I don't. What you call a monk-like tolerance and patience I call sadistic torture. You know there's a steaming pile of shit stinking up a closed room, you know exactly where that steaming pile of shit is located, and rather than scoop it up and dump it in the trash where it belongs you allow it to linger even as its stench grows ever more virulent.

Van, so, am I to understand that you view all my posts as steaming piles of smelly dung? Is there not one single post that you may have found a sliver of insight in? Not a one?

If thats the case, then maybe ive lost it. 12 years ago, I had most guys in here rolling on the floor laughing their asses off. Today, it seems that ive lost my midas touch. Maybe it is time for me to hang it up? Favre himself finally realized that he could no longer continue at the very high level he was used to.
Is it really time for me to pack up my marbles and go home? This is rough for me, I guess ive got a lot of serious soul-searching to do. :? :(

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:01 pm

After working in the yard yesterday for about five hours, pruning trees, bundling branches and hauling them down to the bottom of the driveway until I could hardly make it back up the hill, a hot spa was waiting for me.

As I was luxuriating in the 102 degree water, caressed by thousands of muscle relaxing pain relieving bubbles, the thought that the entire experience was 100% powered by the sun shinging down on my yard made me smile.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:43 am

Van wrote:What you call a monk-like tolerance and patience I call sadistic torture.

You call it sadistic torture, yet you willingly read and respond to his posts. So you're a masochist, just as you're labeling me. That's all I'm saying. You still have the choice to select brad as a "foe," or simply scroll past his posts; however, you choose not to.

I'm not going to ban brad until he violates the rules. I do think brad should take his own advice and go on a long hiatus deep into the mountains, complete with soul-searching, intense ubb-code study and plenty of Drainopolitans.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:57 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm not going to ban brad until he violates the rules. I do think brad should take his own advice and go on a long hiatus deep into the mountains, complete with soul-searching, intense ubb-code study and plenty of Drainopolitans.

And cocks, but I guess with brad, that's without saying.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:20 am

Mgo, what's this about labeling someone a "foe?" Never heard of that one. How does one do it, and what does it do?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:41 am

Van wrote:Mgo, what's this about labeling someone a "foe?" Never heard of that one. How does one do it, and what does it do?

He's talking about banning.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:11 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Van wrote:Mgo, what's this about labeling someone a "foe?" Never heard of that one. How does one do it, and what does it do?
He's talking about banning.

No. It's under your user control panel. You can create a friend list (not sure what this does.) Or you can create a foe list (This post was made by bradhusker who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post.) It effectively bitch-filters any person not worthy of your time. I have used it on one person in my lifetime (step up and take a bow, bradley.)

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:31 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: No. It's under your user control panel. You can create a friend list (not sure what this does.) Or you can create a foe list (This post was made by bradhusker who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post.) It effectively bitch-filters any person not worthy of your time. I have used it on one person in my lifetime (step up and take a bow, bradley.)

Good call, misspoke myself. Back to mopping...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:00 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Van wrote:Mgo, what's this about labeling someone a "foe?" Never heard of that one. How does one do it, and what does it do?
He's talking about banning.

How did you even reach this conclusion, especially after I plainly said I wouldn't ban him?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:29 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Van wrote:Mgo, what's this about labeling someone a "foe?" Never heard of that one. How does one do it, and what does it do?
He's talking about banning.
How did you even reach this conclusion, especially after I plainly said I wouldn't ban him?

You spend 8 hrs in jizz spackled closets, breathing cleaning solution vapors all day and your likely to be a little loopey. Cut him some slack.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:01 pm

Van wrote:Mgo, what's this about labeling someone a "foe?" Never heard of that one. How does one do it, and what does it do?

Didn't you and brad make a ban bet on the presidential erection?

That sort of makes him your foe, doesn't it?

fee: Wolfie's $15 check, tyvm

fi: Fuck it

fo: Van's brad... or a stuttering Mo Malone

fum: fucked-up, man

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:43 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:How did you even reach this conclusion, especially after I plainly said I wouldn't ban him?

I misspoke myself. Now fuck off somewhere...

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:02 pm

poptart wrote:
Van wrote:Mgo, what's this about labeling someone a "foe?" Never heard of that one. How does one do it, and what does it do?
Didn't you and brad make a ban bet on the presidential erection?

That sort of makes him your foe, doesn't it?

fee: Wolfie's $15 check, tyvm

fi: Fuck it

fo: Van's brad... or a stuttering Mo Malone

fum: fucked-up, man

Yes pop, we did make a massive bet on the November presidential election. And I do mean massive.
At first, I was nervous and insecure about my chances. NOW? The past two weeks? Lets just say I am feeling much more confident than I ever have before. Obama's teleprompter is malfunctioning, and his subordinates cant seem to get it back to 100 percent. Every time his teleprompter malfunctions, he comes off sounding like Eddie Murphy doing his buckwheat routine. SO, needless to say, im hoping for more malfunctions between now and election day.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:30 am

brad wrote:Obama's teleprompter is malfunctioning, and his subordinates cant seem to get it back to 100 percent. Every time his teleprompter malfunctions, he comes off sounding like Eddie Murphy doing his buckwheat routine.

Yeah, I watched his press conference last Friday (no 'prompter) and he completely shit the bed.

Uh... umm... uh, uh... uh... uhh uh, ... umm... uh... The private sector is doing fine.

LOL

I have no idea why some people think Barry is very intelligent, because evidence to support that view is lacking.

His claim to fame is writing (allegedly) two autobiographies while he is still in his 40s, and yet he refuses to show any documentation of his life.

That's not very bizarre.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:02 am

poptart wrote:I have no idea why some people think Barry is very intelligent

He's not, much like the dumbfuck who preceded him. Not that modern presidents need to do any thinking in the first place, the special interests do it all for them now.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:23 pm

The shrub wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but, he was smart enough, personable and not completely full of himself (at least outwardly).

Obama is dumb as a box of hammers, has absolutely nothing of note on his resume and makes bill clinton look like mother teresa when it comes to being self absorbed. He has a single talent. He can read a teleprompter proficiently. Were he (completely) white, he would be damn near unemployable. He would suck as a trial lawyer or salesman as these occupations require the ability to think on your feet. I guess he would have made a decent enough news anchor.

He is, plain and simply, afirmative action, at it's most horrific level. Maybe his train wreck of a presidency will awaken americans to the fact that AA in general, is a pretty horrible idea.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:24 pm

Tardowned -- As you may have guessed by the lack of a response... 4 weeks later, no one gives a fuck.

Still.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:48 pm

KC Scott wrote:Pissed: this fucker only had to pay for one ticket

Smile: He didn't set next to me

This guy probably fucks up the load calculation for pay load. I don't know what the airlines use as an average weight, but this fat fuck skews the whole thing.

A Cessna 172 went down by Eugene a couple of weeks ago with 4 people on board. Aced them all. I loaded 4 people at 170 lbs each, no baggage and 2.0 hours fuel with 25% reserve in the sim program, tried to get out of the same strip and could not even get it off the ground. Math people, math..