Happy Fathers Day, shitstains

[War Wagon]

For those of you fortunate enough to be called dad, at least you've accomplished one worthwhile thing in your miserable existence.

Now, fire up the grill today. That meat isn't going to char itself you know.

[DC Smackmaster]

You too, big guy! I'm gonna go grab lunch with the fam and go see Prometheus then settle in for the Game 3 NBA Finals. Epic day ahead.

[War Wagon]

The Sunfresh market had ribeyes on sale for $6.99 lb. so I bought the biggest three I could get. Epic day, indeed. I'm salivating already thinking how good those are going to taste coming off the Kingsford.

[smackaholic]

Rack you pathetic fukks who managed to talk some desperate broad into giving up her clam to you at least once.

Nothing big planned. Going to attempt to get a few projects done and maybe watch Tiger shoot another 75 this afternoon!

[Truman]

Back atcha Wags!

Gonna grill some strips in-between innings of this afternoon's Royals epic beatdown of the hated St. Louis Cardinals. There might be beer involved...

[Screw_Michigan]

Suckaholic is on fire.

Rack you pathetic fukks who managed to talk some desperate broad into giving up her clam to you at least once.

maybe watch Tiger shoot another 75 this afternoon!

Bwah, I'll rack the fuck out of that!

[Mikey]

RACK all the fathers on Fathers Day.

A couple hours of yardwork and then going out today to buy a new sofa - leather with recliners on both ends - and a matching recliner chair. Watching TV will never be the same again.

[Truman]

A couple hours of yardwork...

I considered that - for about four seconds. I don't usually think of 88° as being hot - but the 88% relative humidity that greeted me as I stepped out the door dog-slapped some sense into me. Fuggit. I'd rather read about yours, Mikey. Rack the man-chairs, btw...

[War Wagon]

did a little tree trimming this morning and was drenched in sweat in less than 15 minutes. Fuck that, back into the AC.

[ChargerMike]

props to procreators from socal...currently 93 in Hemet. Going to Steve's burgers for a won't fit in your mouth double cheese boiger, just to friggin hot to toil over a grill.

Scott, you should have lined that thing up for a three wood.

[War Wagon]

nasty looking booger, so what'd you do with it after making it famous? BBQ snake on the menu today?

[Atomic Punk]

What kind of damn snake is that?!

It's a harmless Garter snake to humans. All they do is eat bugs and small rodents. Tough guy KC Scrote sure "got over" didn't he?

[Atomic Punk]

Scrote, good call on it possibly being a Bull snake. It's kind of tough to distinguish in your pics as Garters and Bulls have various color schemes. I think they call them "Gopher" snakes around here as there are so many varieties. Farmers love having them around.

[Mikey]

A couple hours of yardwork...

I considered that - for about four seconds. I don't usually think of 88° as being hot - but the 88% relative humidity that greeted me as I stepped out the door dog-slapped some sense into me. Fuggit. I'd rather read about yours, Mikey. Rack the man-chairs, btw...

High 70s here, but not so humid. I was still sweating like a pig after a couple of hours. A quick dip in the pool remedied that, and then we went out and spent a bunch of $$ on furniture. Hopefully it'll be delivered in time for The Borgias.

This afternoon I'm doing plugs and switches in our newly painted living room.

[smackaholic]

That would be one fukking monster garter snake. 2 ft is a pretty good sized garter. That thing's at least double that.

Ever pick one of them fukkers up? They secrete the nastiest foulest smelling shit when you go. Prolly comes in handy when they find themselves in something's mouf.

[pron]

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

"Hell yes!"

Sincerely, Van