Dressage
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Bizzarofelice
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Dressage
think Ann Romney stimulates her clitoris with those horse bumps? huh? yeah? yeeeeaaaaah... you betcha.
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War Wagon
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Re: Dressage
what?
I can't wait to see your take on the presumptive VP candidate and no bace, LSD did not make you more intelligent.
I can't wait to see your take on the presumptive VP candidate and no bace, LSD did not make you more intelligent.
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Bizzarofelice
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yeeeaaaahhhhh you KNOW babygirl gets off rubbing her bits against her friend Flicka.
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War Wagon
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Re: Dressage
pics or stfu.
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Bizzarofelice
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Re: Dressage
I would never say that.War Wagon wrote: LSD did not make you more intelligent.
LSD will make you more:
--apt to drive around Louisville looking for a Vietnamese place you went to last year but don't remember where it is
--likely to flip out when Jack Nicholson walks in front of you
--scary with super dilated eyes that a girl doesn't want to look at while you're porking her
--likely to reach out to touch some fat guy who is sunburnt and his skin is oscillating between purple and red
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War Wagon
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Re: Dressage
woah, yeah.Bizzarofelice wrote:scary super dilated eyes
So big that when you look in the mirror, you almost fall in. A person should never look in a mirror when doing LSD, trust me on this.
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I can add a few things...
Imagine that the walls are breathing
See the music from Close to the Edge come streaming out of some very special speakers
Realize that a spider web is the most interesting thing in the world
Get sunburned as fuck at an outdoor concert and not know it until you see the blisters...oh wait, that was shrooms
FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD...
Imagine that the walls are breathing
See the music from Close to the Edge come streaming out of some very special speakers
Realize that a spider web is the most interesting thing in the world
Get sunburned as fuck at an outdoor concert and not know it until you see the blisters...oh wait, that was shrooms
FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD...
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Especially not while convulsing in one of the most violently cataclysmic spasms of bad burrito ass piss in the history of the Western Hemisphere. Not exactly the vibe you're looking for to set the tone for your trip.War Wagon wrote:A person should never look in a mirror when doing LSD, trust me on this.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Be careful what you post here. The Jello-Police might be watching. They wear Wallabees so they can sneak up on you very quietly. Your best bet is to post a sentry on the roof to watch for them.
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Goober McTuber
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War Wagon wrote:A person should never look in a mirror when doing LSD, trust me on this.
Trust earned.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Dressage
Have you ever looked at your hand? I mean REALLY looked at your hand?War Wagon wrote:woah, yeah.Bizzarofelice wrote:scary super dilated eyes
So big that when you look in the mirror, you almost fall in. A person should never look in a mirror when doing LSD, trust me on this.
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Yes. It was love at first sight.BSmack wrote:Have you ever looked at your hand? I mean REALLY looked at your hand?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Yes. It was love at first sight.BSmack wrote:Have you ever looked at your hand? I mean REALLY looked at your hand?
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If Michael J Fox leaves his wife and goes off his meds, you know why.
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water is wet- not that there's anything wrong with thatBizzarofelice wrote:think Ann Romney stimulates her clitoris with those horse bumps? huh? yeah? yeeeeaaaaah... you betcha.
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
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A flaming liberal is making fun of Ann Romney. Nothing to see here. :wink:
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Bizzarofelice
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What? Noooooooooo. I am celebrating the fact that a woman found a way to get her rocks off while her man is away without resorting to adultery.trev wrote:A flaming liberal is making fun of Ann Romney.
What do you do when the urge hits you?
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How do you tell a flaming liberal from a normal liberal?
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Eco-freindly buttplugs.Mikey wrote:How do you tell a flaming liberal from a normal liberal?
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i don't see the problem here. it's not like she's doing a Catherine the Great or somethingBizzarofelice wrote:What? Noooooooooo. I am celebrating the fact that a woman found a way to get her rocks off while her man is away without resorting to adultery.trev wrote:A flaming liberal is making fun of Ann Romney.
What do you do when the urge hits you?
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..