Cowboy Stadium - Behind the scenes

[Mikey]

Is this their anti-streaker program?

[BSmack]

They should deploy these guys to golf tournaments to take out any and all people who scream "Get in the hole!" or "You da Man!" after tee shots.

[smackaholic]

Nahhhh, they're just getting ready for the next Giants game. Let's see how Eli does after one right in the numbers.

[smackaholic]

They should deploy these guys to golf tournaments to take out any and all people who scream "Get in the hole!" or "You da Man!" after tee shots.

Rack.

Also used for egregious etiquette violations. I'd bet Sergio wouldn't tee off on any more microphones.

[Carson]

They should deploy these guys to golf tournaments to take out any and all people who scream "Get in the hole!" or "You da Man!" after tee shots.

Nahh, too loud and will disrupt play.

Use blow darts or spear guns instead.

[Mikey]

With today's cheap and widely available drone technology combined with the NFL's flying cameras, these guys will soon be obsolete.

[mvscal]

They should deploy these guys to golf tournaments to take out any and all people who scream "Get in the hole!" or "You da Man!" after tee shots.

Nahh, too loud and will disrupt play.

They can use the Vintorez. It's got an integral suppressor and fires sub-sonic rounds. The golfers should be able to play through with minimal disturbance.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

They can use the Vintorez. It's got an integral suppressor and fires sub-sonic rounds.

Wouldn't a suppressor affect accuracy?

[mvscal]

Not if everything is in good working order. It especially isn't a problem with an integral silencer.

[Carson]

I know blow darts don't have any knockdown power or skull shattering ability, but a good neurotoxin will give the gallery some great entertainment as they watch itsinthehole guy violently seize up and foam at the mouth while waiting for the next group to tee off.

TV ratings would skyrocket.