Mayberry to Matlock dirt nap

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Who?
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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NOBODY SAW IT COMING!

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BSmack wrote:NOBODY SAW IT COMING!

sin

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kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Face in the Crowd is a great flick. Of course it had nothing to do with his Andy Taylor or Ben Matlock personae. Some of Andy's home spun humor that he used in his stand up routines is kind of amusing.
Worse role he ever played? 1995 TV movie "Gramps." Talk about a 180º in on screen personae.
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Wolfman wrote: Image

I'm 6'3"...
Yeah...sideways.

Punch up a plain, baked potato or some cottage cheese as a side dish sometime, dude.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Who?
Just another piece of shit. Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be voting four or five times this November.
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mvscal wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Who?
Just another piece of shit. Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be voting four or five times this November.
He was from Illinois ?
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No Time for Sergeants is a classic.
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Wolfman wrote:Image
It looks like you're Sanduskying Opie while Spray is hiding in your shirt.
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I don't know why you have experience with sores in your anus. But, learn to use the quote feature properly, you bloated pile of burning fuck.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Andy will never die.
I hear what you're saying but yes, yes he did.

I went down to the city farmers market last Saturday and some old black dude was outside playing the theme from the show, on a flute, of all things. I thought to myself at the time, how odd.

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Half the fun of posting your own picture around here is predicting the responses. You did not fail to deliver. BTW--"Gramps" is a real stinker, "Onionhead" isn't far behind.
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^^Gets it
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Wolfman wrote:Half the fun of posting your own picture around here is predicting the responses. You did not fail to deliver. BTW--"Gramps" is a real stinker, "Onionhead" isn't far behind.
You're a good sport, Wolfie.

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