Obama just pissed off pot smokers.

[Moving Sale]

Wow is right, as in WOW you are one fat stupid fuck.

[Moving Sale]

Did you read the article?

[Goober McTuber]

What does this have to do with pot smokers?

[BSmack]

What does this have to do with pot smokers?

Not a damn thing. But Willie is high as a bitch right now and is feeling just a wee bit paranoid.

[Goober McTuber]

What does this have to do with pot smokers?

Not a damn thing. But Willie is high as a bitch right now and is feeling just a wee bit paranoid.

They make Alice B. Toklas Twinkies now?

[smackaholic]

This is just Barry squeezing one of government's favorite cash cows, smokers, for a little extra change.

As for these things being used by potheads, I haven't hung around any in a few years decades, but, when I did, they pretty much all had the hand rolling thing down pat. In fact, in the stoner world, being able to roll a nice tight joint was quite the resume bullet. But, then again, craftsmanship in general was more appreciated then than today, so, I guess it would make sense that this art has been lost as well. I suppose being able to roll a proper joint nowadays may be as prized as good penmanship is in junior high school. Is there even anyone under the age of thirty that can write cursive?

[Goober McTuber]

You clowns really are this fucking stupid. Did any of you read the article?

The machines are used by customers who buy loose tobacco and paper tubes from the shop and then turn out a carton of finished cigarettes in as little as 10 minutes, often varying the blend to suit their taste. Savings are substantial - at $23 per carton, half the cost of a name-brand smoke - in part because loose tobacco is taxed at a lower rate.

They're not trying to squeeze any extra money out of the smokers, they're just trying to keep the cash flow the same.

[Sirfindafold]

McGoober is just ecstatic they are not trying to squeeze any more money out of dick smokers.

[Goober McTuber]

[Goober McTuber]

You clowns really are this fucking stupid. Did any of you read the article?

The machines are used by customers who buy loose tobacco and paper tubes from the shop and then turn out a carton of finished cigarettes in as little as 10 minutes, often varying the blend to suit their taste. Savings are substantial - at $23 per carton, half the cost of a name-brand smoke - in part because loose tobacco is taxed at a lower rate.

They're not trying to squeeze any extra money out of the smokers, they're just trying to keep the cash flow the same.

Good. Now explain why this was important enough for your hero in office to eradicate.

First of all, Obama’s not my hero. I know that kind of simplistic assumption makes things easier to organize in your fat little world, but no. I do not plan to vote for Obama.

Government is going after those shops at the state level as well. Just happened here this year, the state department of revenue went after them. It’s backed by the tobacco lobby, you know.

[mvscal]

Mo' people outta work.

Well you know our Turd Colored Messiah is "focused like a laser" on jobs. Unfortunately, his focus is on destroying them. It's a liberal thing. The libtards in out here in the Down and Left decided to destroy the foie gras business recently for no particular reason other than it's "icky and mean" and they don't like it.

[Goober McTuber]

First of all, Obama’s not my hero. I know that kind of simplistic assumption makes things easier to organize in your fat little world, but no. I do not plan to vote for Obama.

Government is going after those shops at the state level as well. Just happened here this year, the state department of revenue went after them. It’s backed by the tobacco lobby, you know.

Mo' people outta work.

More people keeping their jobs at RJR and Phillip Morris.

But think of the pot smokers....

[mvscal]

First of all, Obama’s not my hero. I know that kind of simplistic assumption makes things easier to organize in your fat little world, but no. I do not plan to vote for Obama.

Government is going after those shops at the state level as well. Just happened here this year, the state department of revenue went after them. It’s backed by the tobacco lobby, you know.

Mo' people outta work.

More people keeping their jobs at RJR and Phillip Morris.

WRONG.

[Goober McTuber]

More people keeping their jobs at RJR and Phillip Morris.

WRONG.

Calm down, you fucking moonbat. I’m just throwing flip comments at the tard who started this thread with the idea that pot smokers are going to be pissed. The tobacco industry supports this legislation, as do politicians from both sides. Go ahead and get indignant, Whitey appreciates anything you can do to reduce the cost of smokes. I’d be much more concerned with lowering taxes on my beer.

[mvscal]

I'm calm. I'm simply pointing out the fact that and your shit hued hero (and he is your hero) are both idiots.

[Goober McTuber]

I'm calm. I'm simply pointing out the fact that and your shit hued hero (and he is your hero) are both idiots.

Oh. OK.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

"Our stores are like lounges where our customers can buy the pieces for the product then roll them by hand or use the machine to make their cigarettes," Wiessen said. "It's a relaxed environment. Rolling a carton of cigarettes by hand can take one person up to three hours."



So if you do indeed roll your own and you smoke 3 packs/day, you're rolling 2.1 cartons/week. Or over 6 hours/week. Seriously... who has time to do this? Just die already.

[mvscal]

And how much time do you spend squatting on cocks at the gym? Six hours would probably be a low end estimate.

[Goober McTuber]

Sounds like mvscal's a crankly little nicotine-fiend.

[mvscal]

Calm down, you fucking wingnut. I'm just throwing flip comments at a juicer who chimed in on this thread.

[Bizzarofelice]

settle down, tantrum boy.


I'm sure the pot smokers will be so mad that they might pause for a second and say something about politics.

[Screw_Michigan]

1. Pot smokers do use the things.

They do? What, again, does this have to do with pot smokers?

[Cuda]

settle down, tantrum boy.


I'm sure the pot smokers will be so mad that they might pause for a second and say something about politics.

Dave's not here, man- btw

[R-Jack]

I have to imagine that among the social circles of tobacco users, "roll your own" guy must be some type of uberdouche.

[Dr_Phibes]

They tend to wear denim. Exclusively.

[mvscal]

They tend to wear denim. Exclusively.

..,'th FUCK?!? Et tu, Phibes?

Perk

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

It's me, Dave. With the stuff.

And btw, us 'pot smokers' don't use that stuff. Or places. So I've heard.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I'm just throwing flip comments at a juicer who chimed in on this thread.

You are throwing shit comments at a non-addict, actually. Those 6 hours don't even include how long these fucking losers spend smoking. Or the amount of time it takes for these modern day lepers to walk to a designated smoking area. How long does that take?



If you're smoking 3 packs/day and rolling your addiction... then you pretty much spend half of your waking life walking to have a smoke, smoking, walking back to wherever, and rolling your fucking addiction. Is that any quality of life?

Oh yeah, you do realize you smell, right? You may as well bathe in dog shit... you fucking addicts stink so bad. Fuck off.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

As a matter of fact, fuck these fucking addicts. Tax these pathetic fucks until they're left penniless, walking the streets offering to suck a cock for a lousy drag, just like any other addict. Fucking whiney bitches. "Oh my addiction is starting to cost too much." Fuck off. Don't be an addict then.

[Van]

~so it was written by ucantcoddlethesestupidfuckstoughLOve2, and so it shall be done~

[Goober McTuber]

1. Pot smokers do use the things.

They do? What, again, does this have to do with pot smokers?

FTFYFG