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"Slapped her across the face and pulled her hair. Dez Bryant's mother says she had pain and swelling as a result of injuries according to a police report.
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I will never understand the attraction of that band, much less any sane man's admission of having an attraction to that band.
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There's a lot of things you'll never understand.
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No doubt.
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You just like the socks. Also, I said "sane" man.

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Papa Willie wrote:I've always been a Devo fan. :)
Yeah. Mark Mothersbaugh is something of an odd duck, but a talented artist. The whole concept of 'Devo' being the de-evolution of culture and society was quite prophetic when you look at the complete idiocracy that we are becoming.

And if you can't rock to mongoloid or gut feeling, the problem is that you take yourself way too seriously.
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Van wrote:No doubt.

I will never understand the attraction of that band, save a B+ hottie.
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You just solved your own conundrum.
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Papa Willie wrote:http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutd ... --nfl.html

:lol: What a fucking idiot.
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Van wrote:I will never understand the attraction of that band, much less any sane man's admission of having an attraction to that band.

not enough masturbatory guitar solos for van.

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Definitely not.
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Van wrote:I will never understand the attraction of that band, much less any sane man's admission of having an attraction to that band.
I believe PSUFAN seconded my rack of any and all Devo resets about a year ago, so tread lightly, spud.
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What can I tell you? I can only assume you both must need to sit down to pee.

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Van wrote:What can I tell you?
Not much. Obviously you're a:

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You guys must have grown up loving comic books and black-and-white episodes of Lost in Space.

Probably had posters of Mork from Ork on your bedroom walls, too.
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Van wrote:You guys must have grown up loving comic books and black-and-white episodes of Lost in Space.
Is that a problem? Next thing you know, you'll be bagging on Talking Heads and Gary Numan.

Sorry, dude. There's more to music than notes, chords and progressions.
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mvscal wrote: Sorry, dude. There's more to music than long, teased out hair, leather pants and guitar solos long enough that Sting can't tantric fuck through the whole thing
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mvscal wrote:
Van wrote:You guys must have grown up loving comic books and black-and-white episodes of Lost in Space.
Is that a problem? Next thing you know, you'll be bagging on Talking Heads and Gary Numan.

Sorry, dude. There's more to music than notes, chords and progressions.

There's no place for transgression in Van's tightly scripted existence.

In his fictitious world, he's the hero that gets the girl.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
mvscal wrote: Sorry, dude. There's more to music than long, teased out hair, leather pants and guitar solos long enough that Sting can't tantric fuck through the whole thing
Yeah, that too.
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mvscal wrote:Next thing you know, you'll be bagging on Talking Heads and Gary Numan.
No, and yes. The former were badasses. The latter was an eyeliner-dependent, Casio-addled dork.
Sorry, dude. There's more to music than notes, chords and progressions.
Yep, like soul, feeling, talent, composition, and a reliance on something other than silly gimmickry that appears dated as fuck almost immediately. Devo was a group of reasonably talented musicians who unfortunately buried whatever talents they may have possessed beneath a pile of P.T. Barnum Meets MTV cynical goonishness.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
mvscal wrote: Sorry, dude. There's more to music than long, teased out hair, leather pants and guitar solos long enough that Sting can't tantric fuck through the whole thing
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mvscal wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:I've always been a Devo fan. :)
Yeah. Mark Mothersbaugh is something of an odd duck, but a talented artist.

mvpissypants wrote: The whole concept of 'Devo' being the de-evolution of culture and society was quite prophetic when you look at the complete idiocracy that we are becoming.

And if you can't rock to mongoloid or gut feeling, the problem is that you take yourself way too seriously.
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big fan of his work with yo gabba gabba. him and the biz. and the ting tings.
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