I May Watch the Olympics After All

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Re: I May Watch the Olympics After All

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Hurdle this...
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She could convince me to become bilingual.
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I said bilingual not bisexual you homos.


Edit- having taken a second watch of the video and actually paid attention to everything ELSE on the screen that was not her bobbies or tummy or face, I noticed that she is Aussie.
I'd still learn some of their funny words and maybe even shotgun a Fosters if it was worth anything to her.
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jiminphilly wrote:She could convince me to become bilingual.
Yeah, learning to speak Australian might be quite a challenge.
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Mikey wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:She could convince me to become bilingual.
Yeah, learning to speak Australian might be quite a challenge.
Well, they do speak funny.
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Bad news, Sam...

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/gl ... eo-youtube

And while she may have placed fifth in the final — and failed to qualify for the London Olympics....
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Van wrote:Bad news, Sam...

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/gl ... eo-youtube

And while she may have placed fifth in the final — and failed to qualify for the London Olympics....

You missed the best line from that article..
Meanwhile, the Sydney teenager with a hurdling personal best of 13.39 seconds, has reportedly describes her hobbies as soccer, AFL, handball and hanging out with her friends, according to News.com.au.
Guess that's not what I think it means?
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A happy little .gif


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That little girl standing directly behind her definitely has the best spot in the house.
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She will be on a strippers pole next week.

Please let us know here that will be.
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Women take note.

I sometimes hear you bitch that you "just can't understand my man," etc.

See the little Olympian?
See the male reactions in here?

How hard is it to understand and make a man happy, really?


Get with the program.
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No doubt. Be fit, enjoy your beautiful body, and don't be afraid to share your happiness via a gorgeous infectious smile.

Pretty simple.
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Van wrote:don't be afraid to share your happiness via {jerking my load over} your gorgeous infectious smile.

Pretty simple.
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Yep, and I sincerely doubt that our happy little Aussie stunner has any problems whatsoever with smoothing a full load all over her beaming face.
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poptart wrote:Women take note.

I sometimes hear you bitch that you "just can't understand my man," etc.

See the little Olympian?
See the male reactions in here?

How hard is it to understand and make a man happy, really?


Get with the program.
You spelled erections wrong
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