Roseanne & Chick-Fil-A.

[mvscal]

It has blown up around here. No - I'm not going there today.

It's blowing up fagville too. Poor little fellas. They're feeling kinda lost and confused today. I'm sure they'll probably log off in awhile and play that annoying "You had a bad day" song then stuff huge, foil wrapped zucchinis up their asses.

Chick-Fil-a WTF is going on.

They have caused traffic jams all over KC. I was driving around for busines today and twice got stuck in traffic for over thirty minutes due to extreme traffic caused by their crap. The authorites need to move this traffic on as its wrong to create a nuisance and safety issue for drivers.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021057519

[Carson]

All chain restaurants perform market surveys before selecting locations.

I have yet to see a Chick-Fil-A near a ghey bar.

So who do these mayors think their fooling other than buttfuckofelice and other dumbasses?

[Truman]

So much for "hate-chicken"...



Somewhere, Gaysc is fetaling...

[mvscal]

Constitutional rights are not subject to a popular vote.

Of course they are. The Constitution is whatever We the People want it to be.

In any event, that doesn't have much to do with the guy who owns CFA believing in the traditional definition of marriage or the sperm goblins trying to prevent him from operating his business.

[titlover]

How can anyone not admire that?

Because it's stupid?

awww, it's only cool if someone does it for something you agree about?

poor guy.

[War Wagon]

I'm right here and am not backing down an inch.

Nobody expects you to. Nobody wants you to. You're free to have an opinion, no matter how debased that opinion is.

All of this will just make the SCOTUS Prop 8 decision that much sweeter. I will be laughing my ass off, and yes, I will say I told you so.

And if the decision goes the other way, what will you say then? And when your boy becomes a one term President, what will you say then?

Constitutional rights are not subject to a popular vote.

mv already covered this but yes, yes they are. 32 states can't be wrong. A government for the people, by the people, of the people, shall not perish.

In case I haven't told you lately, take your fag agenda and go jump off the nearest bridge into the Missisippi river. It's 15 feet low these days, so maybe your spine collapses at first impact and nobody has to waste any time fishing your carcass out to send it to the ER for the umpteenth time.

[R-Jack]

play that annoying "You had a bad day" song then stuff huge, foil wrapped zucchinis up their asses.

[mvscal]

Yeah, ok Spanky, you go ahead and try to get a constitutional amendment passed and see how far you get.

So they are subject to popular vote then. Thanks for stopping by.

[Mikey]

How can anyone not admire that?

Because it's stupid?

awww, it's only cool if someone does it for something you agree about?

Yes, of course it is.

Is this the best you can do?
Your really ought to go back to huffing hand sanitizer or whatever it is you usually do for fun on weeknights.

[poptart]

In case I haven't told you lately, take your fag agenda and go jump off the nearest bridge into the Missisippi river. It's 15 feet low these days, so maybe your spine collapses at first impact and nobody has to waste any time fishing your carcass out to send it to the ER for the umpteenth time.

Lordy!

[Smackie Chan]

I have yet to see a Chick-Fil-A near a ghey bar.

So where do you get your grub on after a night of sword swallowing?

[Carson]

Wherever she wants to go after swallowing my man-goo.

[trev]

In case I haven't told you lately, take your fag agenda and go jump off the nearest bridge into the Missisippi river. It's 15 feet low these days, so maybe your spine collapses at first impact and nobody has to waste any time fishing your carcass out to send it to the ER for the umpteenth time.

Lordy!

I know. This was a solid swing here.

[mvscal]

Another homofascist kicks his own ass. Evidently, CFA is so far in his semen soaked dome that he thought it would be a great...no fabulous idea to record himself ordering a water at the drive thru and then venting his Christophobic hatred to the cashier. What could possibly go wrong?



Well for starters you would expose yourself as being a complete and utter dickbag in front of millions of viewers and, no, trying to take the video down after it doesn't quite get the anticipated reception isn't making you look particularly courageous either.

Oh yes, it might also embarass your employer...err former employer.

TUCSON, AZ--(Marketwire - Aug 2, 2012) - The following is a statement from Vante:

Vante regrets the unfortunate events that transpired yesterday in Tucson between our former CFO/Treasurer Adam Smith and an employee at Chick-fil-A. Effective immediately, Mr. Smith is no longer an employee of our company.

The actions of Mr. Smith do not reflect our corporate values in any manner. Vante is an equal opportunity company with a diverse workforce, which holds diverse opinions. We respect the right of our employees and all Americans to hold and express their personal opinions, however, we also expect our company officers to behave in a manner commensurate with their position and in a respectful fashion that conveys these values of civility with others.

We hope that the general population does not hold Mr. Smith's actions against Vante and its employees.

http://www.marketwire.com/press-release ... 686870.htm

Good job, faggot. You really showed those "hate merchants" at Chick-fil-a what's what.

[Ken]

Best part is that he felt like he was getting over by taking $$$ from CFA via a FREE water.
No, you fuckstick… that free water just cost you maybe $70,000.

[War Wagon]

Rack that girl in the drive-thru window for keeping her composure, I hope she gets a raise.

Me, I woulda' pulled the lid off that free water and tossed it in his face.

[Van]

Sam Vogel...certainly does sound like a natural, doesn't it?

Quick, someone slap a houndstooth hat on Vogel's little bird avatar and give it to Sam.

[poptart]

Another homofascist kicks his own ass. Evidently, CFA is so far in his semen soaked dome that he thought it would be a great...no fabulous idea to record himself ordering a water at the drive thru and then venting his Christophobic hatred to the cashier. What could possibly go wrong?



Well for starters you would expose yourself as being a complete and utter dickbag in front of millions of viewers and, no, trying to take the video down after it doesn't quite get the anticipated reception isn't making you look particularly courageous either.

Oh yes, it might also embarass your employer...err former employer.

TUCSON, AZ--(Marketwire - Aug 2, 2012) - The following is a statement from Vante:

Vante regrets the unfortunate events that transpired yesterday in Tucson between our former CFO/Treasurer Adam Smith and an employee at Chick-fil-A. Effective immediately, Mr. Smith is no longer an employee of our company.

The actions of Mr. Smith do not reflect our corporate values in any manner. Vante is an equal opportunity company with a diverse workforce, which holds diverse opinions. We respect the right of our employees and all Americans to hold and express their personal opinions, however, we also expect our company officers to behave in a manner commensurate with their position and in a respectful fashion that conveys these values of civility with others.

We hope that the general population does not hold Mr. Smith's actions against Vante and its employees.

http://www.marketwire.com/press-release ... 686870.htm

Good job, faggot. You really showed those "hate merchants" at Chick-fil-a what's what.

I would easily rank this episode among the top 5 funniest of 2012.


Especially luv the part near the end where loser felt the need to insist to the polite and professional young worker that he is indeed a heterosexual.

:wink:

[mvscal]

Especially luv the part near the end where loser felt the need to insist to the polite and professional young worker that he is indeed a heterosexual.

:wink:

I think what he says is "there isn't a gay in me" which sounds like a Clintonian parsing of the present tense. His hopes for a sit in with those 30 college age kids "that just makes sense" was kind of a wet fart, too.

Poor lil guy.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

What the hell is wrong with your country?

[Van]

Too many things to list.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

What the hell is wrong with your country?

It all comes back to the words of a great American philosopher: Mo Money, Mo Problems.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Where does this leave KFC and Popeye's? I mean, with a possible disruption in Chick-Fil-A's business, a "power vacuum" could very well open up.

I would hate to see a "chicken turf war" amongst the "famiglia". Popeye's is too weak to protect their cut and The Colonel could order a hit on Popeye's lieutenants.

There will be a (lightly battered and crispy) bloodbath.

[mvscal]

I mean, with a possible disruption in Chick-Fil-A's business,

I wouldn't call it a disruption just because it's taking them a little bit longer to count all their .

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Okay...cut the bullshit...

Straight up. Popeye's sandos or Chick-Fil-A's?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Where does this leave KFC and Popeye's? I mean, with a possible disruption in Chick-Fil-A's business, a "power vacuum" could very well open up.

I would hate to see a "chicken turf war" amongst the "famiglia". Popeye's is too weak to protect their cut and The Colonel could order a hit on Popeye's lieutenants.

There will be a (lightly battered and crispy) bloodbath.

Here's where Colonel Sanders separated himself from the rest of the pack. Chick-Fil-A cleaned up in one day because of a bunch of fat, ignorant, unemployed red neck Alabama fans? Big fucking deal. The Colonel was focused on entrepreneurial dominance, which led to a KFC in every single bumfuck town you can possibly think of. If Toddowen was feeding White Party cock into his asshole 24/7, which we can only assume to be true, Mr. Sanders would have confidently walked into his kitchen and served up his 11 herbs and spices while offering his usual strong, southern charm. That was a true American businessman.

[Smackie Chan]

Where does this leave KFC and Popeye's?...There will be a (lightly battered and crispy) bloodbath.

Mr. Sanders would have confidently walked into his kitchen and served up his 11 herbs and spices while offering his usual strong, southern charm. That was a true American businessman.

Right. Sanders was more of a finesse player, relying on superior technique and intellect rather than brute strength or intimidation. Popeye, on the other hand, would've pounded a can of spinach just before unleashing the tremendous power of his forearms.

[Mikey]

Okay...cut the bullshit...

Straight up. Popeye's sandos or Chick-Fil-A's?

You planning on eating it or sticking it straight up your ass?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Okay...cut the bullshit...

Straight up. Popeye's sandos or Chick-Fil-A's?

You planning on eating it or sticking it straight up your ass?

Neither are available in a can, so this shouldn't concern you.

[Dr_Phibes]

I stand with Chick-Fil-A on this one.

The attack on fags could be interpreted as an attack on the ego, which in turn is an attack on Roseanne and Rahm's Jew-money-God and making people work on Sunday.

[mvscal]

There is no "attack on fags." This is the latest in a series of prefabricated distractions designed to keep the sheeple from focusing too closely on our totally fucked up economy. This is Oporchmonkey's re-election strategy in action.

[Carson]

Great turnout by the swishing smoochers yesterday.

CNN reported on two whole locations that had any.

They know they have little support, which means they'll squeal and cry and go Perez Hilton that much more.

[R-Jack]

disruption in Chick-Fil-A's business

The only disruption has been the inability of some stores to stock enough food to handle the increased patronage.

No chicken................... Or are they out of chicken?

[Truman]

Okay...cut the bullshit...

Straight up. Popeye's sandos or Chick-Fil-A's?

You planning on eating it or sticking it straight up your ass?

Neither are available in a can, so this shouldn't concern you.

:golfclaps:

[mvscal]

And as for Obama's reelection strategy, whatever it is, it is working.

Any idiot can fill out their EC guesses and come up with any answer they want and only idiots pay any attention to them. You might have noticed that you are the only one here who thinks they're worth anything. Then again, you are a colossal moron so that isn't very surprising.

Meanwhile back at the ranch...unemployment went up last month. "Oh, wait...LOOK! The Chick-fil-a owner does believe in gay marriage! Let's get him!"

How does it feel to be a credulous, easily manipulated, fuckwitted puppet?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Any idiot can fill out their EC guesses and come up with any answer they want and only idiots pay any attention to them.

I am fairly certain the projections for CA and NY are accurate. Of course they are slirping OB's cack because that's where most of the Mexicans and Ricans live. And God knows... if you're an illegal, OB is all about giving you handouts as opposed to fixing what's wrong with actual American citizens. So that's 84 right there... which is a pretty damned good start for this useless fucking mvscal. And almost impossible to overcome.

[mvscal]

So that's 84 right there... which is a pretty damned good start for this useless fucking mvscal. And almost impossible to overcome.

It wasn't very impossible for Chimpy Magnus, second dumbest President ever, to overcome twice.

[smackaholic]

I won't knowingly eat pickles under any circumstances. Same goes for mushrooms.

Your sammy taste is nearly as bland as your posts here.

Pickles and shrooms, particularly 'shrooms are outstanding on real sandwiches. I 'spose bologna/mayo/whitebread is prolly how you roll.

[smackaholic]

My favorite sammy at a chain type place would be at subway, whatever type of meat, usually chcken or turkey on honey oat, 'murican cheese with their entire salad bar emptied onto it, topped with chipotle sauce. Pretty much a chef's salad on a roll. Some bang subway for not having enough meat. I like them because they mre than make up for it with veggies. Has to be about the healthiest fast food going.

[smackaholic]

Any idiot can fill out their EC guesses and come up with any answer they want and only idiots pay any attention to them.

I am fairly certain the projections for CA and NY are accurate. Of course they are slirping OB's cack because that's where most of the Mexicans and Ricans live. And God knows... if you're an illegal, OB is all about giving you handouts as opposed to fixing what's wrong with actual American citizens. So that's 84 right there... which is a pretty damned good start for this useless fucking mvscal. And almost impossible to overcome.

Newsflash, ucunt. As much as I hate to admit it, PRs are legals. Yeah, I know, it sucks, but, it's the truf.