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We can continue to hold high the standard of righteousness and we can vote for candidates who best reflect our values. There are no perfect candidates, but we are a nation of laws so we must elect the best available lawmakers to govern us and hold them accountable.
This is spot on btw, and something Christians are quite committed too.

Must drive Jsc bonkers, knowing all these idiotic thumpers actually vote.

I voted today in Missouri primaries today, gonna' boot that bitch McCaskill from the Senate in November guaranfuckingteed.
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Yet another Thumper loon wrote:I believe the United States of America was birthed by the God of the Bible primarily for the purpose of advancing the gospel of Jesus Christ both here and around the world unlike any other country in history.
Is there no limit to this shameless idiocy? Seriously, do these whack jobs even realize that when they hit 'submit' other people become privy to their spectacularly imbecilic thoughts?
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Is America worth saving from self-destruction?
Nope. As presently constituted, I couldn't be bothered to piss on this stupid, fucked up country if it was on fire.
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Oh, stop it with your spluttering outrage.
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88 wrote:The truth is, that when this shitbox finally goes bankrupt, the haves will be just fine. And the have nots will be fucked even harder. The haves will either leave this joint for greener pastures, or buy protection from the dictator/authoritarian who takes over. And the have nots will simply get kicked in the nads so hard they will long for the day when those not paying their "fair share" were paying for their food/shelter/education/healthcare/retirement/cellular phone/travel/extended unemployment/welfare. But there won't be invasions by foreign armies. And there won't be roving gangs of thugs and lawlessness beyond what we typically see in places like Chicago. There will only be an overall loss of freedom and a serious decline in our standard of living. But you can be certain that the ruling junta will remind us every day that we are better off now that everyone (except the elites, of course) has the same shitty lot in life.
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88 wrote:The truth is, that when this shitbox finally goes bankrupt, the haves will be just fine. And the have nots will be fucked even harder. The haves will either leave this joint for greener pastures, or buy protection from the dictator/authoritarian who takes over. And the have nots will simply get kicked in the nads so hard they will long for the day when those not paying their "fair share" were paying for their food/shelter/education/healthcare/retirement/cellular phone/travel/extended unemployment/welfare. But there won't be invasions by foreign armies. And there won't be roving gangs of thugs and lawlessness beyond what we typically see in places like Chicago. There will only be an overall loss of freedom and a serious decline in our standard of living. But you can be certain that the ruling junta will remind us every day that we are better off now that everyone (except the elites, of course) has the same shitty lot in life.
Or at least you hope so.

Sounds a lot like "let them eat cake" to me. And you know how that went.
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88 wrote:Who will fuck with the former USA?
We will, of course. We have always been our own worst enemy. The Federal govt will collapse, the country will be balkanized and there will be civil wars. They will be especially bitter and bloody in the western states as they battle for water rights.
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88 wrote:Who will fuck with the former USA?
We will, of course. We have always been our own worst enemy. The Federal govt will collapse, the country will be balkanized and there will be civil wars. They will be especially bitter and bloody in the western states as they battle for water rights.

That will certainly be an issue, among others especially for places like CA that needs the water and has damn near no power generation or refining capabilities.
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88 wrote:Who will fuck with the former USA?
We will, of course. We have always been our own worst enemy. The Federal govt will collapse, the country will be balkanized and there will be civil wars. They will be especially bitter and bloody in the western states as they battle for water rights.
The SEC will remain on top.
Just like in the last civil war, eh?
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Left Seater wrote: places like CA that has damn near no power generation or refining capabilities.
Where are you getting your information?
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Left Seater wrote:
mvscal wrote:
88 wrote:Who will fuck with the former USA?
We will, of course. We have always been our own worst enemy. The Federal govt will collapse, the country will be balkanized and there will be civil wars. They will be especially bitter and bloody in the western states as they battle for water rights.

That will certainly be an issue, among others especially for places like CA that needs the water and has damn near no power generation or refining capabilities.
You are being a dumbfuck.
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Mikey wrote:
Left Seater wrote: places like CA that has damn near no power generation or refining capabilities.
Where are you getting your information?
Agreed. California has the third largest refining capacity in the country behind Louisiana and Texas. Texas refines as much or more as Louisiana and California combined but there is a huge drop off after the top three.

California would do just fine on its own in a SHTF scenario. We've got plenty of natural resources of all types.
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Can I have Buffalo then? You're not using it anyway and I promise I'll take care of it.
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mvscal wrote:
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Left Seater wrote: places like CA that has damn near no power generation or refining capabilities.
Where are you getting your information?
Agreed. California has the third largest refining capacity in the country behind Louisiana and Texas. Texas refines as much or more as Louisiana and California combined but there is a huge drop off after the top three.

California would do just fine on its own in a SHTF scenario. We've got plenty of natural resources of all types.
#2 behind Texas (of course) in generating capacity as well.

We produce a lot more almonds and pistachios, though.
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88 wrote:
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88 wrote:Who will fuck with the former USA?
We will, of course. We have always been our own worst enemy. The Federal govt will collapse, the country will be balkanized and there will be civil wars. They will be especially bitter and bloody in the western states as they battle for water rights.
I think you are forgetting the sheep-like mentality of most people. Americans do not have the stomach for civil war (we like foreign wars much better). The People will take whatever is dished up to them as the new best great thing. Phibes should be nervous, though. If the former US gets a full fledged military junta fired up, and one of you Cannucks gives us a funny look, there will be an invasion.

What do you mean? All of their looks are funny.
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88 wrote: Americans do not have the stomach for civil war.
Since when? Americans love to fight.
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pfft. A few IEDs and some cell phones and you'll be running home to Mum. If half a dozen idiots can blow up New York, the well trained Canadian Army would take the place in six weeks.

Besides you buy all your energy from us.
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Dr_Phibes wrote:Can I have Buffalo then?
Depends.

What would you do with it?
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have a Greatful Dead concert in Rich Stadium and punish them if they fuck up the turf. after that I'm not sure.
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Yep, I think I'd be willing to let Phibes be King of the World, at least for a month or so.
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That really happened, seriously. They lost their fucking minds, it was hysterical.

I'm trying to imagine a post-apocalyptic, Max Max scenario with thousands of tea-baggers and patriot guardsmen in thousands of dune buggies co-ordinating an assault on the prairie oilfields. Mind Derron's house though, it's booby-trapped.
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Dr_Phibes wrote:pfft. A few IEDs and some cell phones and you'll be running home to Mum. If half a dozen idiots can blow up New York, the well trained Canadian Army would take the place in six weeks.

Besides you buy all your energy from us.
There are 330 million Americans and at least that many guns among them. Your southern border would simply dissolve and your life would go on more or less undisturbed. It might be a little more crowded, though.
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Can we trade Buffalo for Vancouver, straight up?
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War Wagon wrote:Can we trade Buffalo for Vancouver, straight up?
Well, I suppose we did swindle Manhattan for a handful of beads and a few poxy blankets. I guess it's worth a try.
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We can continue to hold high the standard of righteousness and we can vote for candidates who best reflect our values. There are no perfect candidates, but we are a nation of laws so we must elect the best available lawmakers to govern us and hold them accountable.
This is spot on btw, and something Christians are quite committed too.

Must drive Jsc bonkers, knowing all these idiotic thumpers actually vote.

I voted in Missouri primaries today, gonna' boot that bitch McCaskill from the Senate in November guaranfuckingteed.
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War Wagon wrote:Must drive Jsc bonkers, knowing all these idiotic thumpers actually vote.
Gaysc is also an idiot who "actually votes" so I suppose you cancel each other out.
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I doubt Jsc can mobilize his ilk to trek to the polls as well as Christians can mobilize theirs and even if he could, most likely they wouldn't have a photo ID when they got there.
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88 wrote:The truth is, that when this shitbox finally goes bankrupt, the haves will be just fine.
I guess. If you call bankrupt "just fine." You don't think the have-nots are going to be the ones going bankrupt, do you? They're already there.

I suppose 'the haves' could try eating their stock certificates and T bills but I don't think it would ever come to that. They will be gang raped, tortured, murdered and eaten (in no particular order) in their penthouse suites by hordes of feral nigggers and other urban trash long before they would ever starve.
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War Wagon wrote:gonna' boot that bitch McCaskill from the Senate in November guaranfuckingteed.
why do you think McCaskill is a bitch?
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Bizzarofelice wrote:why do you think McCaskill is a bitch?
For starters, she's been the pointwhore for Obamacare.

Need I go further?
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War Wagon wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:why do you think McCaskill is a bitch?
For starters, she's been the pointwhore for Obamacare.
that means she disagrees with you on the affordable care act. not that she's a bitch.


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Dude.


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I know, couldn't find a bigger one but use your imagination, bro.




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aight then, that gal can filibuster me all night long.
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War Wagon wrote:aight then, that gal can filibuster me all night long.
You'd want her to hold out on you?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:aight then, that gal can filibuster me all night long.
You'd want her to hold out on you?
~crackle...tap, tap...~

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Filibuster (one word) is synonymous with stall. You do know what a filibuster is and does, right Van?
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Screw, yes, we know you'd shoot your load before even getting near the pussy. That's why you're known for jizzmopping.

Van, don't you have some strange to be chasing after?

Wait, before you do... I seem to recall a post from lovebuzz asking "doesn't everybody like Van"?

oddly enough, that post seems to have been deleted, can't imagine why. Pity, I was going to reply to it.

Point being, you scare off chicks with your creepazoid, stalker personna, not that this is any revelation to you either.
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