Need to get your jerk on?

[Sirfindafold]

There's a little music left on that old fiddle.

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[Goober McTuber]

Shit thread alert.

[smackaholic]

Is that Sarah or the Progressive Insurance chick?

Either way, I'd hit it.

[Bucmonkey]

Dick Cheney approves of this message.

[R-Jack]

I'm wondering why she's speaking in a Superman t-shirt and platform "Glen Rice me" sandals. There has to be some sort of reasoning.

It's like when someone is talking loud on their cell phone in public, letting everyone in his/her conversation with giving them the courtesy of context. They some insanely random shit and you are left pondering all day what in the fuck that conversation could have been about.

Palin in that getup is the equivalent of that bitch yesterday that blurted out "I didn't have enough money for milk and grease, so I just bought the grease."

[Van]

Notice the acoustic guitars, the old 335, the stage monitor, the sheet music stand, and the mics? Oh, and the bigass fucking truck tire that's inexplicably perched shoulder high just offstage?

She's wearing Cornpone Slut Gear because she's obviously speaking at a country music jamboree.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Looks like the right knee of her pants are worn as well.

What a good little slut she is....

[Bizzarofelice]

she's doing ads for sara steelman here in missouri. but instead of calling her steelman she keeps calling her stillman. without stopping.

[War Wagon]

She was at a campaign event for Sarah Steelman just outside KC serving BBQ. Steelman is the bitch who wants to replace that other bitch, Claire McCaskill, in the U.S. Senate.

So I voted for her among 2 other candidates but no matter which dog wins this primary race, they're going to beat Claire in November.

Sarah Steelman is pretty fuckable as well.

[War Wagon]

Tea party whack jobs?

Did you even bother to vote today?

[mvscal]

Need to get your jerk on?

Why? Are you offering to jerk me off?

[Felix]

Notice the old 335

you'd think they could at least afford a low end Gibson ES335 like this instead of an Epiphone

I've been to "jamborees" like that and it simply screams "shit kicker"

just noticed Steelman got beat, so I guess that breaks palins streak of endorsing winning candidates.....

how anybody could take her seriously dressed in a superman t-shirt, oversized belt buckle and way too large bracelet is beyond me....the CFMP shoes send it over the top...

[Screw_Michigan]

how anybody could take her seriously

People take her seriously?

[Goober McTuber]

Is that Sarah or the Progressive Insurance chick?

Either way, I'd hit it.

This is hittable in your book? You mean with a bag of topsoil?

[Van]

you'd think they could at least afford a low end Gibson ES335 like this instead of an Epiphone

Good catch. Didn't even notice the script 'e' on the pickguard.

how anybody could take her seriously dressed in a superman t-shirt, oversized belt buckle and way too large bracelet is beyond me....the CFMP shoes send it over the top...

I suppose if you're trying to compete with twenty-something pussy you dress like twenty-something pussy.