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One body, 2 heads. Siamese twins. Ahem, excuse me.

Conjoined twins

Reality TV at its best. I literally can not wait to see this.
This show MUST live up to the hype. Please don't let me down here.

Wiki offers up a few answers

WTF? So many unanswered questions. Do they plan to marry one dude? Or one each? What about the dude/dudes? Who the fuck wants to get with that? Not quite a textbook threesome is it?
What about other shit? Taxes? Looks like they each have a drivers license. Two ss#'s? Can't get my head around all this.
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Sorry, but, that ain't Siamese twins IMO. Siamese twins is 2 people that are attached in someway. That/those chick(s) are 1 body with 2 heads. If she/they get married, I would suspect it would be to one dude. Bet they could give some pretty mean head(s). One could blow you while the other gives you a rim job.
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smackaholic wrote:Sorry, but, that ain't Siamese twins IMO. Siamese twins is 2 people that are attached in someway. That/those chick(s) are 1 body with 2 heads. If she/they get married, I would suspect it would be to one dude. Bet they could give some pretty mean head(s). One could blow you while the other gives you a rim job.
Maybe you should read the article.

On second though, don't strain yourself.
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kcdave wrote:Can't get my head around all this.
We see what you did there.

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What would Waitman Wade do?
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:shock:

:lol: :lol:
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Mikey wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Sorry, but, that ain't Siamese twins IMO. Siamese twins is 2 people that are attached in someway. That/those chick(s) are 1 body with 2 heads. If she/they get married, I would suspect it would be to one dude. Bet they could give some pretty mean head(s). One could blow you while the other gives you a rim job.
Maybe you should read the article.

On second though, don't strain yourself.
Did read the rest of it and have one question. Which one is driving the cooter?
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Is there more than one vagina?

uhh, a friend wants to know.

P.S. that friend is Irie.
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one cooter, one dirt chute. not sure which one has the keys.
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If they want to marry one dude, can he only marry one of them? If he did marry both, does that make him a polygamist?
And what about the whole polygamy angle? I was always under the impression that the good part of having more than one
wife, was, well, having more than ONE WIFE! This would just be having one wife, with 2 fucking heads, and 2 mouths. How the hell
do you expect to win an argument, or better yet, get a minute of peace?
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kcdave wrote:I was always under the impression that the good part of having more than one
wife, was, well, having more than ONE WIFE! This would just be having one wife, with 2 fucking heads, and 2 mouths. How the hell do you expect to win an argument, or better yet, get a minute of peace?
Where do I sign up?

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Screw_Michigan wrote:
kcdave wrote:I was always under the impression that the good part of having more than one
wife, was, well, having more than ONE WIFE! This would just be having one wife, with 2 fucking heads, and 2 mouths. How the hell do you expect to win an argument, or better yet, get a minute of peace?
Where do I sign up?

Sincerely,

Gobbles McTubesteak
Do they perchance have two sets of balls?

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Screwed_in_the_ass_again
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
kcdave wrote:I was always under the impression that the good part of having more than one
wife, was, well, having more than ONE WIFE! This would just be having one wife, with 2 fucking heads, and 2 mouths. How the hell do you expect to win an argument, or better yet, get a minute of peace?
Where do I sign up?

Sincerely,

Gobbles McTubesteak
Do they perchance have two sets of balls?

~swoon~

Screwed_in_the_ass_again
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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